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I Done Got Hitched Yesterday And My Moobs Got Sunburnt And My Mitties Got Bitten By 'Skeeters (CAMWHORE) (1562 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: beebings

Rating: 0.96 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "Make me a Sammich" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-05-02 12:23:45 EDT


This is an update to http://www.ubersite.com/m/65158
---------------------
The Octopi didn't turn up. Nor did the Skinny Africans mother. Nor did anyone from Wisconson. YESSS!!!!
Everyone important came. Then they cleaned up and left
I only got slightly engorged.
All in all, great day.
Very happy.
Off to Mexico in the morning.
From Mr Thomas, formerly Mr. Thomas
(yes I really am that short-and I'm wearing heels...)


ohhappyday.JPG (101 kB)

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Submitted by rikkufanboy001 (user info) at 2005-07-08 09:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Holy shit dude thats nasty . .even for me ..

Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-05-03 09:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ho ho ho, that's so mean it deserves a +2!

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-03 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You've done better. Much better.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-03 09:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Umm...

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-03 02:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yaya

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-03 02:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2005-05-03 02:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-02 19:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kwality

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-02 18:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha yep i gotta pay that.

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-05-02 18:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was 'fatchicksinpartyhats.com' funny.

Submitted by TheEastman (user info) at 2005-05-02 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My 'moobs got sunburnt' and my man got set on fire by the flames shooting out from between my fat, fat thighs. He got all burnt up due to fupa friction. I guess the honeymoon's over.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-02 16:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The world is now a better place, no more healing it does need.

Well my work here is done, I can now retire...

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-02 14:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!!!


ahhh, lemme take a breath...


BWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

fatty done got hitched.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

THANK you for putting a 'dress' on that woman - I'm sure my retinas couldn't handle it...

Submitted by GreenRiver (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh.

Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65438#1300889

Once you post on Uber all is fair game

Whether you be a fat troll or a hairy Mexican or had just given bith to a hideous baby

Beeb will get u

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry but that was mean.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf?

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Did you want that on white or wheat?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Press on nails

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ranking on miss flibble's weight = -2 (ya prick).

"Where ma tux at" = +2

It's a push.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:33:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

i just as many of you post elsewhere's I do also.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That chick is hot!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Go away. It's hunnymoon time.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just as many of you post elsewhere's I do also.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Did you hit your head - 45 times- this weekend?

If not, then how do you explain this crapola?

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Habeeb...

Didn't your mother ever tell you that it's not nice to make fun of other people?

You know..."if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!"

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-02 12:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ew


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that zone.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI