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Submitted by Harvey (View user info) at 2005-05-03 12:16:29 EDT


It's Friday night, and we're together again. As always, you look good, but today there is something I just can't place. I can't tell if it's the dress or your hair, but there's something about you that I can't bring myself to take my eyes off you. My eyes follow your every move, I don't want you to leave my side.

By now, everyone in this house is doing more or less the same thing, and I am glad it isn't mine. A friend of yours is with a friend of mine in another room, and two more will soon occupy yet another. So it is down to you and me, and it does not take much time to find a room of our own. Master bedroom, of course, with the biggest bed in the house. You turn on some music and I flick the light switch.

Naturally, my shoes are the first to come off, followed almost instantly by my shirt. We lay together for about 30 minutes, but it feels like 30 seconds. Each slow, soft kiss blends seamlessly into the next. I don't want this to end. It's strangely comforting how relaxed we are with each other. I'm never nervous and you never seem scared.

I'm amazed at how little time it took for us to figure out just what to do to get a reaction out of each other. I run my hands gently down your spine and across the smooth lines of your back. Sometimes your toes curl, and sometimes your whole body stiffens as my hands graze your sides. The best part is, I'm doing all this with my eyes closed, because even if I wanted to look, I couldn't. The way your breath sweeps across my neck right before your lips touch it kills me.

You try your hardest to resist, but resistance is futile. You're hesitant, I can tell, but I think I can change that. And, as you reach for my belt, I start to think that things are about to change. In an unexpectedly smooth movement, the buckle is open and you move on the zipper. I'm glad too, pants only get in the way. So my pants are in their rightful place, on the floor, and now you've got my attention.

By now, I'm almost naked and you're still almost fully clothed. I wonder what I can do to even the score. I know that dress is not about to come off, but I know something that is. Red, ha, one of my favorite colors. Thank God for lingerie. More clothes for the pile.

That smell. There's only one thing it can be, and everyone knows it. God I love that smell. It's strong, but not offensive, it's almost sweet. They say scent is the strongest sense tied to memory, and I'm here to say that it is true.

Even though it is one of the smallest, the tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Obviously. With every flick, every roll, I can feel your body shift. I can see muscles in your legs flex and relax. Your fists clench and toes curl. Your breath gets heavier as your back arches slightly and with a little concentration I can hear the whisper of your voice. You're not actually saying anything, but I can still hear it. I can only hope you feel as good as you make me feel. I don't know how long it has been and really, I don't care, as long as you enjoy it.

'Knock.'

FUCK

"Who is it?"

"It's me, the babysitter."

"What you want babysitter?"

"This is my room, I don't care what the fuck y'all do, just get out of my room."

GODDAMN YOU, BABYSITTER

You jump up, off the bed, leaving me sitting there essentially naked. Slowly, I get up, pick up the pile of clothes, walk past the babysitter who won't look me in the face and into another room.

You shut the door of her room...lock the door.



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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-04 08:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

what?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm confused too. What was the whole purpose of the babysitter?

And the "essentially naked" descriptive was essentially stupid as hell.

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm confused.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-05-03 13:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 13:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

well written.. what the heck was a babysitter there for anyhow? Were you 13?!!?

Submitted by blondie (user info) at 2005-05-03 12:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sounds like a bombshell

Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-05-03 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Two words: BLUE BALLS.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-03 12:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

actually, i enjoyed it, but with that wonderful title and the whole "resistance is futile" thing i just can't do more than that.


Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh
star with Maggie.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony