Moms rule! (1083 hits)
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Submitted by canadia (View user info) at 2005-05-03 14:12:16 EDT
Mother's Day is coming soon and I heard this song on the radio I hadn't heard in so long. It made me think of how I used to just say anything to make my mother feel better because she worried so about me. I was all alone in a big city. In an "academic" university, no big parties, every one kept to themselves. I made friends, but always outside of school.
In college I used to think it was weird that my roommate called her mom every week, sometimes more. I never 'needed' to talk to my mom. I sometimes avoided her calls, because I couldn't come up with lies to make her feel better. Things weren't ok. Money wasn't an issue, unlike most college students, but I had other issues in my head. I didn't want to talk about it.
She kept pushing, and I pushed her away. She even flew in one day, to make sure I was ok. She booked us a nice hotel room to get me out of that crappy dorm room, and we went to a nice restaurant and had dinner, then watched movies in our room and drank wine together. I needed that weekend and she knew it. How do moms know? They always know.......
Now, I'm an "adult". I talk to her every week- for hours. About nothing, about everything. She's one of my best friends. I live a few states away. Our family lives in another country. I also got into the habit of speaking with my grand-mothers every week.
I guess as you get older, you look for ways to grab on to things that are familiar. I have great friends, but nothing can replace family.
You can -2 me all you want because this sucks.
Call you mom on mother's day. And your dad too- he worries about you as much, he just doesn't show it.
Mother mother can you hear me I'm just calling to say hello
How's the weather how's my father am I lonely heavens no
Mother mother are you listening just a phone call to ease your mind
Life is perfect never better distance making the heart grow blind
When you sent me off to see the world where you scared that I might get hurt
Would I try a little tobacco would I keep on hiking up my skirt
I'm hungry
I'm dirty
I'm losing my mind
Everything's fine
I'm freezing
I'm starving
I'm bleeding death
Everything's fine
Yeah, I'm working, making money I'm just starting to build a name
I can feel it around the corner I could make it any day
Mother mother can you hear me yeah I'm sober sure I'm sane
Life is perfect never better still your daughter still the same
If I tell you what you want to hear will it help you to sleep well at night
Are you sure that I'm your perfect dear now just cuddle up and sleep tight
I'm hungry
I'm dirty
I'm losing my mind
Everything's fine
I'm freezing
I'm starving
I'm bleeding to death
Everything's fine
I miss you
I love you.
User Reviews
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I listened to Tracy Bonham this morning on my way to work.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-04 12:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:06:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont remember when it happened exactly, sometime in high school though, I realized
that no matter how hard I might try, I couldnt lie to my mom. She just knew things.
After that, we became best of friends.......wierd, eh?
(Although we do have a strange "dont ask, dont tell" relationship....she has learned
not to ask certain questions unless she really wants to know the answers!!)
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I know exactly what you mean. When I got my tongue pierced, I just told my mom what I was going to do, instead of hidding it and sneaking around. She said she didn't like the idea, but what the hell, do what I want. She even "forgot to mention" it to my dad. He was pissed when he found out (pissed at me, not her). Then she calmed him down saying it wasn't a big deal.
She's always had my back.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-04 03:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, how nice. :)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-04 03:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think in terms of ass-kicking, my mom is at the top of the list.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love mums too...
http://www.milfhunter.com
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moms kick ass!!
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont remember when it happened exactly, sometime in high school though, I realized
that no matter how hard I might try, I couldnt lie to my mom. She just knew things.
After that, we became best of friends.......wierd, eh?
(Although we do have a strange "dont ask, dont tell" relationship....she has learned
not to ask certain questions unless she really wants to know the answers!!)
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moms sure do kick ass. For all their 'make sure you put on a coat,' and 'brush your teeth,' and 'don't pick your nose,' and 'eat your vegetables,' and 'make your bed,' and 'don't shoot your sister with your GI JOE tank gun,' mom's really are the best people out there.
*sniffle* god bless em.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:31:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
The older I get, the better I get along with my parents.
odd that really
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember one time my Dad put me on the bench during a baseball game when I was 11 or 12, my Mom wouldn't speak to him for three days.......
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:04:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a friend who fucked a cuban mom in the ass... in Cuba. He loves moms too.
+2 for starting the mother's day bandwagon a week early.
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I should of had a sexy mom pic instead... damn, I probably would have had even better reviews... I'm still learning.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a friend who fucked a cuban mom in the ass... in Cuba. He loves moms too.
+2 for starting the mother's day bandwagon a week early.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:03:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:58:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for Moms!
Also, yay for that song and that album. I can't remember who the hell it was, but I remember the song, and the video, and that she was hot, and that for some reason, the words "Navy Bean" keep popping into my head.
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You're right, she did sing 'navy bean' it was a good song. It's Tracy Bonham.
Here's cookie!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though i moved out, I go by my mother's for dinner at least twice a week, but that's more because I'm poor...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for Moms!
Also, yay for that song and that album. I can't remember who the hell it was, but I remember the song, and the video, and that she was hot, and that for some reason, the words "Navy Bean" keep popping into my head.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Love the pic!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WUV MY MOMMY
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:38:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Canadians were spawned,
sorta like salmon or frogs.
I guess I've learned something today.
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That's what I'm here for.
But even salmon and frogs have mom. They just don't know who she is, and doesn't give a shit about them.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:35:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:20:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
This was so +2
till the pic.
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I just thought the pic was funny.... The worst is my mom looks great for being in her mid-50's...
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i email my mom maybe once a week, talk to her once a month and see her maybe six times a year. We live 20 minutes apart (in city traffic). I saw her just about every day for 18 years, why would I want to see her now? Don't get me wrong, I love my mom and I like talking to her when I do but I don't feel like I need to talk to her every day... or month. My wife and friends don't get that... I don't get why THEY feel the need to talk to their family every damn day, usually they just end up getting upset about something anyway. Who needs the stress? If my kids pester me every friggin' day when they move out, im gonna pop my eardrums so I can't hear the phone ring.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Canadians were spawned,
sorta like salmon or frogs.
I guess I've learned something today.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love my mother.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The older I get, the better I get along with my parents.
odd that really
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the pic, Chantal...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was so +2
till the pic.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-05-03 14:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Mom rules even though she is a crazy bitch.