My Childhood Memories (913 hits)
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Submitted by Soley (View user info) at 2005-05-03 15:38:34 EDT
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Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:45:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-04 09:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel ridiculously warm, and squishy, and nostalgical, and nice.
You just rocked my memory world. I love you for that.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-05-04 08:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the black trainers with white stripes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 08:06:30 EDT (#)
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I used to love Jayce and the wheeled warriors, I thought it was the shit. I watched it late the other night and discovered it was simply shit. I don't know how I find the strength to go on but I guess I'm a fighter.
Quite franky all that stuff is cheap tat. I remember what stuff was like as a kid. Devoid of style or humanity, surrounded by crappy entertainment and hopeless despair. Frakly I'm glad the past is over. It was all a crock of shit.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-04 06:58:29 EDT (#)
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The Necrophiliac Wombles.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-05-04 06:42:45 EDT (#)
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"Have you ever had a Womble threaten to rape you before taking your life? "
Normally they threaten to take my life first. Said something like "..it'll be better that way"
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:52:21 EDT (#)
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I think i still have my A-team jumper. My alltime favourite jumper.
I was gunna say something amusing about wanking. You kinda had that one covered..
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:42:57 EDT (#)
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Derkel, didn't you see the episode when Tobermory and Orinoco deflowered that young girl? You know how Orinoco loves to eat...
ass.
Tobermory became concerned when the wee girl cried rape, so made a gadget that ripped her tongue out and sliced her lips off (both sets). The girl turned out to be Bonny Tyler, so the police dropped the charges on her behalf and rewarded the Wombles with 10% off coupons for the local whorehouse.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:29:56 EDT (#)
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Uncle Bulgaria. I can remember the times when he wasn't behind the times, with his maps of the world.
I wish they made an episode where the Wombles went rabid. That would be so cool, I imagine it would also send out a powerfull message about the folly of our ways and the fate of humanity or something.
Or they could just bite a kid, with hilarious consequences.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paddington Bear was my favorite when I was a kid.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:19:57 EDT (#)
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Fuck DangerMouse! It's always been about Penfold. And as for the Wombles... Well, I wrote to Great Uncle Bugaria asking his permission to use a couple of pics from his family photo album... Have you ever had a Womble threaten to rape you before taking your life?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:01:37 EDT (#)
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More to the point where the fuck is Dangermouse you harlot!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:00:21 EDT (#)
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No Wombles?
Why aren't there any Wombles?
Didn't you see the Wombles?
Didn't you like the Wombles?
Could your fragile infant mind not grasp the tragic genius the was the Wombles?
Well?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:56:15 EDT (#)
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FA, my bags are packed...
I'm waiting...
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:09:48 EDT (#)
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+2 for My Little Pony.
But, a BLACK cabbage patch kid? They made those?
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:43:36 EDT (#)
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Schwinn Chopper, A-Team Van, and "Grease" soundtrack are COOL.
Cabbage Patch Kids are teh ghey.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:21:53 EDT (#)
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Is that a dishwasher full of dildos?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-03 17:49:49 EDT (#)
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Paddington Bear was the most depressing cartoon I've ever had the misfortune to see. I honestly believe it to be the seventh circle of hell, and a direct portal to the dark, cavernous underworld of Satan.
Rainbow Brite, on the other hand, was a work of exceptional genius.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:56:28 EDT (#)
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Jayce and the wheeled warriors! Holy christ, pack a bag woman - I'm coming to get you and you're going to live with me from now on.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:49:31 EDT (#)
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Sambas, A-Team and Legos w00t!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:31:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:26:45 EDT (#)
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Wait, that's not what I wanted to ask....
Do you still own all those "girlie toys", or did you wear those out?
Soley does it for Shlongy, for some fucking reason.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:26:23 EDT (#)
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Spacehoppers, Subbuteo,Screwballs and DOUBLE DIPS.
Marry me, right now.
-Dave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:25:40 EDT (#)
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Do you still own the dishwasher?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:23:00 EDT (#)
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what? no g.i. joes? you suck.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:22:40 EDT (#)
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Because, mbstateside, I thought both were shit!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:17:31 EDT (#)
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Great Post but I don't understand how you managed to no Starwars and/or He-man figures in there.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:16:13 EDT (#)
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i smell a bandwagon.
or maybe it's just because i want to do this now.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:13:12 EDT (#)
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Do those dildos belong to Starsky or hutch?
_____________
Why, do you want them back?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:11:28 EDT (#)
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Was it your brothers or sisters that gave you all the dildos?
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Actually, they were birthday and christmas presents from my uncle Ferg. Hmmm...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Full of goodness but I have to wonder
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:49:06 (#)
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I wasn't spoilt. Most of my toys were handed down from my brothers and sisters.
B¬)
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Was it your brothers or sisters that gave you all the dildos?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:06:26 EDT (#)
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Do those dildos belong to Starsky or hutch?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:51:26 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR ARTIFICIAL PEENER
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:49:06 EDT (#)
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I wasn't spoilt. Most of my toys were handed down from my brothers and sisters.
B¬)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:44:19 EDT (#)
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Spoiled girl eh?
My toy was a: "Go play outside!"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:42:47 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Lego-man orgy. HOTNESS
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:42:40 EDT (#)
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Damn, if you were using those dildos when you were a kid you must be loose as a goose now. Still some funny shit tho'.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:40:51 EDT (#)
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Damn...and I thought I had a lot of toys.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-05-03 15:40:13 EDT (#)
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+4 for the Grease album.
-2 for the dishwasher full of dildos, causing me to wonder where you grew up.