Ubercon Orlando (1989 hits)
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Submitted by Crystle <crystlesun.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-03 16:34:17 EDT
Now that I've gotten hooked on Uber, I want to meet you people!
I'm going to be in Orlando on a business trip in June... and I have the option of extending my stay for a few nights over the weekend.
And after a week of shitty work meetings, I'm looking for a weekend of drunken fun and possible debauchery - Boy toys are encouraged to attend!
The weekend is June 17, 18, 19, 20 and maybe 21st. Hotel room & costs will be split. Number of rooms depends on number of people who can make it. If you prefer to pass out in your own room (or get a group that you already know together) and attempt to remain ...pure...or whatever passes for it, go right ahead...just let me know you're in town and we'll meet up wherever.
Couple of options: Disney World or not?
Also... I want some good information on night life (over 21), advice?
Come on... you KNOW you want to!
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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:28:03 EDT (#)
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memories...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:36:58 EDT (#)
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you're funny..... debauchery?
D E B A U C H E R Y ! ! ! WOOOOO!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:20:47 EDT (#)
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How about an Ubercon in the Midwest?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:01:14 EDT (#)
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don't care.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-11 20:23:57 EDT (#)
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Vicious... you're local?
Do you mind helping with some of the planning?
Email me...
Crystlesun.at.aol.com
AIM: Crystlesun
ANd anyone else who is seriously in... either email me, or IM me,
So far I'm going to be free from about noon on Friday the 17th on... Hadtobedone is flying in at 9:00 that night..
Wiki,.. you don't have to drink to hang with us!
QueenAshlee, and the rest of you.. email me...
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-05-11 11:52:23 EDT (#)
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Wow, this sure died down fast. Buncha Repubican Floridialand hating bastards...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:28:11 EDT (#)
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So how many of you need hotel rooms?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:32:24 EDT (#)
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From the guy who lives in Titusville/Orlando/Ocala/Gainesville:
I'll be there. With dunce cap and clown shoes.
Maybe that's a bad idea, that's what all of the fucknecks in Orlando look like.... fuck it, I'm taller, impossible to miss.
No, on with the details- tell me more about your plans to take over the world so I can implement my own utility in here somewhere.
J.
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:26:39 EDT (#)
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LoL. Not enough hints in my last message eh? Yes I was referring to cocoa beach!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:22:52 EDT (#)
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Being a professional, I'm sure you know how to work around sandtraps. But I'll probably need my own clubs, won't I? (Being a woman, and all) But I'll for sure be happy to your advice on how to get the white ball into the hole..and I'm sure you can help with the wiggle technique, or whatever that funny little dance is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:07:09 EDT (#)
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Funny...when I did my internship in PGA Golf Course Management to become a club pro- a profession I chose not to persue -, my "job" was to teach women "how to golf".
So I have some experience in that field...if you'll just take my club, bend over slightly, I'll teach you how to properly grip my shaft, and we'll work on the stroke.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:04:02 EDT (#)
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Shlongy...
IF you show up, BEFORE you're hammered, would you teach me some golf? It's one of those things I've always wanted to learn but never taken the opportunity or time to do... and since I don't know anyone who golfs, it would be pretty horrific anyhow..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:40:22 EDT (#)
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Just so you know...IF I show up and WHEN I get hammered, I'm gonna expect to do ya. You've been warned.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:20:58 EDT (#)
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Actually, that isn't 100% true....
I'm not much into clubs, but with sufficient liquid prodding, I would prolly go. Being from a wonderfully landlocked area, I also don't care so much for the beach, but once again, I would tag along.
As long as you people don't bore me, anything should be fun. That's what I meant to say.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:17:01 EDT (#)
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My input....as long as I have beer and some of you all have boobs, I'm game for whatever.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:08:51 EDT (#)
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Zak...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:07:54 EDT (#)
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I went to FLA 1 time...in september when i assumed the weather would be nice. 95 degrees with 95% humidity is NOT nice weather. i can only imagine what it would be like in the summer months.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:07:47 EDT (#)
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I'm 21 and in Jacksonville, but I'll be DAMNED if I'm going out drinking.
Pregnancy = no drinking and no fun.
Poo.
I'll catch everyone next time, hopefully.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:04:22 EDT (#)
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post pictures
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:57:20 EDT (#)
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PS I dont do so good at the beach because i burn like you wouldn't beleive, so i'll need a volunteer to help put on the approximately five gallons of sunscreen i will be bringing along.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:50:09 EDT (#)
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Sorry, wrong coast.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:49:55 EDT (#)
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I don't have a fake ID, but as far as I know, at least some, if not all, of Orlando's clubs let in girls 18 and up, guys 21 and up. So there shouldn't be an issue.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:25:15 EDT (#)
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Sweet! Beach = awsomeness!!!
Man toys also welcome, Danger - but it is Orlando, Florida..
Saxon, I'd swim, but my floaties get in the way of getting anywhere..
QueenAshlee - do you have necessary ID to get into places, or shall we plan to party at the beach with Okididit? (which is just fine with me)
Hadley.. you're input?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 12:26:58 EDT (#)
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Nonononono. Cocoa Beach is the home of Ron Jon's. The fact that they built one in Orlando does not change that.
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-05-04 03:22:57 EDT (#)
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Sounds good to me. We can sit by the pool and watch the shuttle launches from my backyard.
Then, you can walk 10 feet to the docks on the river and do some fishing if you like. Beaches are across the street.
a lil barrier island 45 min from orlando. Paradise I tell ya.
Home of surfing legends and Ron Jon's.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:25:36 EDT (#)
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Orlando? Orlando Brisbane??
What about a man toy?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:54:39 EDT (#)
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I'm looking for a weekend of drunken fun and possible debauchery - Boy toys are encouraged to attend!
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This caught my attention but alas you might have some swimming to do to use me as a boy toy.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:15:24 EDT (#)
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sun-drenched by the sun - D'OH!
(can you tell I've been drinking?)
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:11:45 EDT (#)
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OK, I'm down, at least for part of it. If anybody wants to make an expedition to the beach, I live on Treasure Island (about an hour away, on the Gulf), we can maybe get that together. Drinking beer, maybe smoking a little pot, and watching the sunset while the sky turns from orange to gold as the cool breezes wash over you will make you forget all your worries. It won't be too hot - it will be perfect to get sun-drenched by the sun during the day and the nights will be perfectly beautiful.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:49:58 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha... Zoid... very good..
I was trying to work up a good ire for you...
What kind of attention can I smother you with now? Not that you want anything I have..but still..
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:34:33 EDT (#)
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:( you could at least *pretend* to give me the attention Im so desperately seeking
I hate it when people are smart enough not to take offense at the internet
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:48:50 EDT (#)
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Ah Zoid... I signed up two months ago.. lurked longer.
Nope not ugly, or even friendless... just stuck in orlando on business, thought I'd take the opportunity as presented. I'll probably camwhore tomorrow if Don's directory doesnt' go up.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:13:58 EDT (#)
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Oh BTW I live like an hour from orlando. Dont ask me what's cool though, because I have no life and thus do not know. I hear club macos (sp) is tight, but not sure how reliable the source on that is...
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:12:35 EDT (#)
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hooked? want to meet?
YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE 2 MONTHS
you must be one ugly moocow to be this desperate for friends
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:11:06 EDT (#)
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Turning 20.
That'd be swell, Had. I love Godiva chocolate Liquer (I can;t make the little dash thingie over the u) or really, anything sweet except baily's.
What? It's my freakin birthday, I'm allowed to fish, right?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:05:30 EDT (#)
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sure... but the present depends on which birthday it is...
by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:52:18 (#)
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June 20th is my birthday. If I show up will you people bring presents?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:03:44 EDT (#)
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How about a bottle of your favorite liquor, Ashlee?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:52:37 EDT (#)
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For me, I mean.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:52:18 EDT (#)
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June 20th is my birthday. If I show up will you people bring presents?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:50:58 EDT (#)
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Thanks bart..
that information might just help lessen the degree of suckitude brought on by the work meeting.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:34:55 EDT (#)
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Forget Disneyworld. Go to The Back Booth in downtown Orlando or find where this band called Umoja is playing and go to that. Winter Park is a nice place to go wander around and the coolest thing to see if you haven't already is a live shuttle launch.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:10:45 EDT (#)
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Fuck Orlando. That whole town is a shit-hole. Not the good kind of shithole like Miami where you can do whatever you want and no one gives a shit.But the bad kind of shithole, the kind of shithole built on the left-overs of Disney. Fuck that.
Adam, if you organize an Ubercon in Ft. Lauderdale I promise attend. Sun, surf, hot women, drugs and alcohol, loud music, fast cars, what we lack in clothing we make up for in street violence. God I love this city. You think the "Nor'easterners" could hang?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-03 17:17:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:57:55 (#)
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This winter maybe I'll organize one in Ft. Lauderdale. 80 degrees and sunny for new years bitches.
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Now that would be an awesome Ubercon........
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-03 17:00:42 EDT (#)
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I'll decide AFTER I see your picture.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-03 17:00:20 EDT (#)
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cleveland?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 17:00:06 EDT (#)
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Adam, I live in California.. bay area.. I'm only in Orlando because of the freakin business thingy...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:57:55 EDT (#)
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I'll be in Orlando on the 24th and 25th.
Do you live in FL?
Orlando at that time will be hellish.
This winter maybe I'll organize one in Ft. Lauderdale. 80 degrees and sunny for new years bitches.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:54:20 EDT (#)
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Florida in mid to late june? No thanks. It may be better than july or august...but still pretty damn hot.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:46:08 EDT (#)
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I'm another one for the NY/New England area.
I just got back from FL and won't be going back any time soon unfortunately.
OH, and I can't stand Disney World. Totally overrated.
Good luck though.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:42:15 EDT (#)
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Cash flow. It's all about the cash flow.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:40:57 EDT (#)
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IF I could change the location of the business meetings I would... alas, as much as I like to think I have influence.. no can do :-(
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:39:22 (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:38:50 (#)
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come to new york....or the boston area....much more of us there
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:39:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:38:50 (#)
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come to new york....or the boston area....much more of us there
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:38:58 EDT (#)
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Orlando is pretty prolific with it's pictures... I'm sure you could google some..
My pic is supposed to be in dang directory that Donitsu promised would be up YESTERDAY!!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:38:50 EDT (#)
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come to new york....or the boston area....much more of us there
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-03 16:35:44 EDT (#)
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Need picture before approval.