Uber Contest! Make me Uber King! (632 hits)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (View user info) at 2005-05-03 18:44:10 EDT
This is probably the most difficult contest in Uber history, but it will be the most rewarding.
I believe in you Uber, that's why I'm doing this. I have faith in each and every one of you. I believe that if you pool your resources, like a puddle of dribble, you can make this happen, not for me, but for everyone.
I want you to make me Uber King. how is this done? Easy. Hits. Hits are the backbone of any poster, no matter how shitty they are, they always have their hits. Hits are what make life worth living. Why, without hits, we might as well live in the "real world" where "things" happen and you don't go blind from staring at the computer screen. what a shitty life that would be.
As it stands now, I have 20,381 hits. Bart has 705,278. Which is a difference of: 1.35 shitloads of hits.
So, how does one get hits? Oh, there are many ways. I culd post more often. I could put links in my posts and give my posts more intriguing titles and "content". But instead I will rely on you. All you have to do is link back to any one of my posts (any one you want, that's freedom baby!) from your posts. Also, if you want to go to some of my posts and refresh the page a couple times, it couldn't hurt.
So who is the winner in this contest? everybody. That's the beauty of it.
I know a lot of you are wondering: "But why you? Why not me? I want to be Uber King" And the answer is simple: Fuck you. Nobody likes you. But it doesn't have to be like that. It'll change when I'm Uber King. When I'm Uber King, You'll be somebody!
User Reviews
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I believe habeeb is already Superking of Ubersite.
YOU'RE FIRED!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-05-03 22:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hit your mom's brownie-hole 20,381 times
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
zzz
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
getting hits isn't hard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about we just make you Uber King of the Dipshits instead?
Wait, you may already hold that title.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Douchebag Uber Alles!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberlord is better than Uber King.
All of the perks, none of the responsibilities.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:50:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a tip for how to get hits: Kill yourself, then make a post about it.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will henceforth link to this post in all of my posts.
It's a shame i've only posted three times.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
I love it when the simpsons quote fits the post.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was the uber king, but I resigned. Sorry, but I can't appoint you anymore.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-03 18:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a tip for how to get hits: Kill yourself, then make a post about it.