Dear Zakalwe... (736 hits)
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Submitted by Oddzandendz (View user info) at 2005-05-03 20:30:48 EDT
Dear Zakalwe
My name is Al and I'm 23 years old. I live in Canada. I think your pictures are the best. Is it for your work? When I grow up I want to be a fireman or a singer.
Do you know what girl I think you should show big nice pictures of is Bernedette Peters.
You can write me back if you want.
Bye
Al
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-04 08:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is retarded. I like it.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-05-04 03:27:42 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:05:10 EDT (#)
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I guess I like the format.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:46:08 EDT (#)
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I sthis post really such a bad thing? NO!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:34:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:21:10 (#)
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Degreeless, my name is alain actually.
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Oh, thank god! What a relief...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:21:10 EDT (#)
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Degreeless, my name is alain actually.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:17:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:15:52 (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:32:57 (#)
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The WTF factor on this gets you a +1. Hey, Al.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:52:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:47:44 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:31:14 (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:23:50 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:20:57 (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:07:05 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 (#)
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I want buttsecks with zakalwe
I want to comment on this SO BADLY but apparently my razor wit has been blunted and I got nothin'.
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I may have a theory as to the "blunting" of your wit.
Do share....
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Well, you "share" my theory with friends. And it'll give you ass cancer, so don't do it!
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"blunting" = smoke a blunt.
"share" = pass it around.
"ass cancer" = cancer of the ass.
"don't do it" = drugs.
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Smoke it around ass drugs.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:31:14 (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:23:50 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:20:57 (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:07:05 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want buttsecks with zakalwe
I want to comment on this SO BADLY but apparently my razor wit has been blunted and I got nothin'.
---
I may have a theory as to the "blunting" of your wit.
Do share....
---
Well, you "share" my theory with friends. And it'll give you ass cancer, so don't do it!
==============
"blunting" = smoke a blunt.
"share" = pass it around.
"ass cancer" = cancer of the ass.
"don't do it" = drugs.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The simple tone of this made me chuckle.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:38:00 EDT (#)
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What on earth are you talking about?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:31:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:23:50 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:20:57 (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:07:05 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want buttsecks with zakalwe
I want to comment on this SO BADLY but apparently my razor wit has been blunted and I got nothin'.
---
I may have a theory as to the "blunting" of your wit.
Do share....
---
Well, you "share" my theory with friends. And it'll give you ass cancer, so don't do it!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe you just need a Shlongy Hot Beef Injection to get your motor back up and running.
Think about it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:23:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:20:57 (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:07:05 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want buttsecks with zakalwe
I want to comment on this SO BADLY but apparently my razor wit has been blunted and I got nothin'.
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I may have a theory as to the "blunting" of your wit.
Do share....
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:03:06 (#)
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after all none of you know me.
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This means he'll look surprised when I shoot him next time he leaves his house.
Soon we will be as one, infinately in death.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:20:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:07:05 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want buttsecks with zakalwe
I want to comment on this SO BADLY but apparently my razor wit has been blunted and I got nothin'.
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I may have a theory as to the "blunting" of your wit.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:32:57 (#)
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The WTF factor on this gets you a +1. Hey, Al.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want buttsecks with zakalwe
I want to comment on this SO BADLY but apparently my razor wit has been blunted and I got nothin'.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:03:06 EDT (#)
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you guys do realise i am a human heterosexual male right?
i don't post prodigious quantities of hetero porn because i'm trying to cover anything up, after all none of you know me.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-03 21:00:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want buttsecks with zakalwe
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Thats good ! Everybody get it all out...
*heart*
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:57:56 EDT (#)
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I want buttsecks with zakalwe
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:56:48 EDT (#)
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i was talking about this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65290
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:56:18 EDT (#)
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to ask if this guy got banned: the post was pulled from the front page and he hasn't been around since. Seriously, if that post was banworthy then I would have been history long ago.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is ......AWESOME!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:49:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:40:35 (#)
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Caulaincourt's real name isn't alain.
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and you're actually a guy called derek...so what?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:48:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:40:35 (#)
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Caulaincourt's real name isn't alain.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Are you fucking serious? I've been living a lie all this time??? DEAR GOD MAY YOU HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!
ok, what is it then? the real caulaincourt was an old french guy who had kickass sideburns.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:40:35 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt's real name isn't alain.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:37:22 EDT (#)
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you know this isn't the first post with this title? http://www.ubersite.com/m/50551
i steal all my pictures. i rarely post anything original (my own material always gets <20 reviews and <300 hits)
i am 20, and i do not understand why you posted this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Al,
My name is Alain. I'm also 23 years old. I am your french-canadian counterpart.
Isn't it great?
You can now end your miserable existence.
xxx
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:34:04 EDT (#)
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booreland
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:32:57 EDT (#)
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The WTF factor on this gets you a +1. Hey, Al.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-03 20:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you can caaaall meeeeee al.
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