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Rating: 1.06 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2005-05-03 23:31:09 EDT


I just thought I'd drop in and say hi to you all.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-23 16:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hi!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-08 16:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The drapes don't match the carpet

Submitted by poster1980 (user info) at 2005-06-08 16:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell is this waste of time??

Here is 5 mins i'll never get back

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-06-06 20:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, Erik.

I'm alright. You?

Get up with me on aim. The name is 'kon.'

Werd.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim! How you doing?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-04 07:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tom, I don't ignore people. I just don't respond because, 99% of the time, I'M NOT HOME TO RESPOND. I tell everyfuckingbody that and they still think I'm fucking ignoring them. I come home to messages from people who have signed off since sending the message, so what the fuck do you expect me to do? Sit on my ass with a list of those who have IMed me, waiting for them to get online?

I don't think so, buddy. Not in this world.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yes, I'm sure. Relaxing and completely ignoring your friends. Sounds like a ball.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay, I'm done with uber for the night, but if you want to chat, IM me.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Doesn't work without A) A shitload of legal trouble for me and everyone else I know, or B) A paren't signature. My mom was supposed to sign, but she backed out and we haven't really spoken much since.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought you were emancipating yourself?

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ehhh, ok.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, that's always a bitch. My idiot dad decided to go on strike for three months, and stopped working. I got a job, but I quit when the mexicans there tried to throw all of their work on me and have a 8 hour fucking smoke break.

Um, yeah, I can't afford to put gas in (not) my truck, so I can't go anywhere. I've reduced myself to eating at friends' houses and letting them give me my fix, or whatever you wish to call it.

I need to get the hell out of here, seriously.

So yeah, my new AIM screenname is 'kon,' if anyone cares.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, dear, that's a long and boring story, much has changed, mostly job-related, but i won't bore you with all that mess.

With this economy being so poor and with everything, except my salary, going up we are all just a little bit poor.

I'm living check to check myself right now.
My social life likes working only 40 hours a week but my bank account is mourning it.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha... I've been pretty good, though poor as all hell.

And yourself?

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Daddy?




hello, how have you been, kiddo?

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because it wasn't goatse.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you're only a day a-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, now you've gone and done it.

Get back in your cage!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's my line cocksucker!

See that? Yeah, now your rating from me is like, 1.69 or some shit.

Have fun trying to sleep tonight, buddy.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay, you shut the fuck up now. No more fucking TV for you, slave!

OH. PWN'T.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I might suck at life, but at least I know that The Simpsons b-234g in frame 235 of the episode entitled "Homorrhoids" shows a palm tree that is indeed shaped like the Eiffel Tower.

I do suck at life.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I could always be better, but no complaints here.

I guess I forgot to tell you guys: my new aim screenname is 'kon.'

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heeeey! how are you??

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been, you know, relaxing. And shit.

And you suck at life!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where the fuck have you been?

+2 because I kick your ass whenever we do Simpsons trivia.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ah yeah.. something just so wrong that it's right...


Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a
bucket of fish heads once a week.

Marge: It saved out marriage!

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