If Your Car Is A Reflection Of Your Personality, Then My Name Must Be Rodney King (1326 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-05-03 23:53:35 EDT
"Can't we all just get along?"
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-02 09:27:58 EDT (#)
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Gay??? Moi???
Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:55:06 EDT (#)
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gay
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-05-18 14:01:34 EDT (#)
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my parents said they saw your name in the paper and that your wanted by the police or sumthin again for insurance. They said, why won't he just pay his insurance." I said, "prolly to save up for a plane ticket overseas."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:41:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:53:31 (#)
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I love the cock.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:27:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:42:58 EDT (#)
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You're lucky you don't live up here in Canada.
Here, we hit moose, not deer.
A deer will take out your grille and fenders.
A moose, which is much taller, will come right through your frikkin' windshield.
See here for an example...
http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/103838.html
No idea if the driver survived, but getting 1000 lbs of hairy quadruped in the face at 60 mph has been known to be rather painful.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:23:06 EDT (#)
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Good show.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:08:06 EDT (#)
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Verrrry funny.
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:59:13 EDT (#)
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*RAM*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:40:01 (#)
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I'm a <silverback>
So you can imagine what my car looks like <_________________>
This was a great post.
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Does this mean that your car eats leaves or something?
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:16:55 EDT (#)
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+2 for creativity
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:40:01 EDT (#)
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I'm a <silverback>
So you can imagine what my car looks like <_________________>
This was a great post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-04 12:15:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:58:57 (#)
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I love when reality is posted.
It's so real.
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HAHAHAHAHahahahaha...weird
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:23:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:04:16 (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:59:08 (#)
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i dont get the pussy/ass one.
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Come on guys! Because my parents gave me a fabulous name like 'Bradley P. Dangerous' I've gotten Pussy Galore. (Sure there's a bit of fiction thrown in there, but it still makes some sense.)
Right? :(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:04:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:59:08 (#)
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i dont get the pussy/ass one.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 08:42:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:10:41 (#)
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You made Razor quit Ubermadness.
NO PLUS TWO FOR YOU!!!
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Give the guy a little more credit than that... It wasn't just me.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:30:11 EDT (#)
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cool post
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:05:34 EDT (#)
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I'd like to take a moment of your "small child" to tell you about my "criminal record".
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:59:02 EDT (#)
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That's not a car, it's a biscuit tin with an engine, you deer murdering fucker, you!
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:20:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:21:52 EDT (#)
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Oh gawd you poor bastard, that car realy is a bucket of shit man. dont you know a panel beater?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:10:41 EDT (#)
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You made Razor quit Ubermadness.
NO PLUS TWO FOR YOU!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:07:40 EDT (#)
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Interesting. Wow.
go back and confirm all three kills.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:02:35 EDT (#)
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Ahhh, thanks. You should try hitting moose.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:59:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:54:55 (#)
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I don't get the picture of the guy with the pink dick.
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"Getting off"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:58:42 EDT (#)
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Unfortunately, two of the deer survived for sure, while the other (the one who's head took my passenger mirror off) is an unconfirmed kill. I really couldn't be bothered with stopping to see. At that point, I didn't give a shit...I was too busy laughing to myself. :P
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:54:55 EDT (#)
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I don't get the picture of the guy with the pink dick.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:47:42 EDT (#)
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No, it pretty much died after the schoolbus incident.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:44:07 EDT (#)
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Bad luck and shitty driving don't go well together.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:42:14 EDT (#)
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You need to paint 3 deer with an "x" through them on your driver side door (assuming they are confirmed kills).
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:39:15 EDT (#)
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Ashlee: did you also buy the whistles designed to ward off school buses and retrofit then to your Tercel, only to later find that they were school bus mating calls?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:35:32 EDT (#)
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You know what's strange, a couple years ago, I, too, drove a toyota tercel into a schoolbus. mine was blue though.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:26:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:05:08 (#)
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effort.. well put together... "picture books are fun for the WHOLE family"
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You KNOW the 'Wholes'?? Wow, small world. Hey ETS, I have developed a new grammatical format, called
"PAR-A-GRAPHS". (pronounced: pah-ra-graffs)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:24:52 EDT (#)
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Great title. But now I'm left here holding my dick.
Fuck yourself.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:10:42 EDT (#)
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good idea
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:05:15 EDT (#)
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Yea, I tried those deer whistle things they sell that attach to your car to spook deer out of your path, but I found out later they were really mating calls for rutting season.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:05:08 EDT (#)
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effort.. well put together... "picture books are fun for the WHOLE family"
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:01:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.fieldandstream.com
You're well on your way to becoming a seasoned hunter.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:01:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:57:31 (#)
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Wooooooooooooahhhhhhhh you don't like dogs?
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No...just puppies.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:59:08 EDT (#)
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i dont get the pussy/ass one.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:58:57 EDT (#)
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I love when reality is posted.
It's so real.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:57:59 EDT (#)
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... what?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:57:32 EDT (#)
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Mutual +2, my friend.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:57:31 EDT (#)
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Wooooooooooooahhhhhhhh you don't like dogs?
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-03 23:57:14 EDT (#)
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This post was like getting someone to shave my balls for the first time. Different, don't know if I really like it, kind of seems like a one-time thing you know? Whatever, sucks about your car.