What the fuck is with this fly? (546 hits)
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Submitted by dwr_budr (View user info) at 2005-05-04 00:48:24 EDT
This fuck just fly in my window and landed on my coffee cup, so I took it over to the window and blew it back out. Less than 30 seconds later the little bastard flew right back in and landed on my desk. I tried flicking it away but it wouldn't fly away. I just picked the little shit eater up and it's walking around on my hand. I've never seen a fly act like this... Usually I end up chasing the little bastards all over the place trying to send them to Allah with no luck. I took three tries to fling this one out of the window, it just kept flying back in and landing on my hand.
As I'm typing this shit the fucker just flew back in and is sitting on my desk again... Why does this shit always happen when your fucked up?
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Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 23:56:16 EDT (#)
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WINNER!!!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:11:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-04 03:01:38 (#)
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Jeff Goldblum?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:34:07 EDT (#)
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Now lick your hand if you love them sooooo much.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:49:00 EDT (#)
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Well, I'd wash my hand if I was you. Unless it already smelled like shit, which might be why it kept coming back for more.
Fingerlicking good!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:41:26 EDT (#)
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sorry, but i'm still finding this to be extremely funny
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 07:35:18 EDT (#)
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Maybe it was 4 or 5 different flies...
You'd better spray yourself with Raid before venturing into the outside world.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-04 05:03:48 EDT (#)
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EAT IT
EAT IT
EAT IT
EAT IT
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-04 03:01:38 EDT (#)
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Jeff Goldblum?
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:58:03 EDT (#)
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That's creepy and sweet at the same time...kind of like a stalker.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:50:14 EDT (#)
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i hope you didnt kill it , he liked you and trusted you. maybe it was a reincarnated loved one?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:48:43 EDT (#)
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Awww, he loves you!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:33:54 EDT (#)
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Live, dammit!
Submitted by ramrod (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:26:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:18:21 (#)
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Yeah, I used to. But I feel guilty about it, so I always give them a chance first. Not to be a pussy, I mean, I may have let this fly live, but man, I totally fucked up a moth about 5 minutes later. I'm so fucking hard you can't even take it.
I'm thinking about tearing into some ants with the dish sprayer a little later tonight. They've been enjoying those bits of spaghetti sauce that are stuck to the sink for far too long. Arrogant motherfuckers.
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fuckin' A right. good stuff
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:18:21 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I used to. But I feel guilty about it, so I always give them a chance first. Not to be a pussy, I mean, I may have let this fly live, but man, I totally fucked up a moth about 5 minutes later. I'm so fucking hard you can't even take it.
I'm thinking about tearing into some ants with the dish sprayer a little later tonight. They've been enjoying those bits of spaghetti sauce that are stuck to the sink for far too long. Arrogant motherfuckers.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-05-04 02:13:53 EDT (#)
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I like to kill bugs
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:55:05 EDT (#)
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On a side note, it took two more tries to get it out before I finally shut the window. This was some creepy shit. Not creepy enough to stop me drinking, though...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:28:10 EDT (#)
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that's actually pretty funny.
well, then again, don't they breed and mate in shit?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-04 01:25:46 EDT (#)
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Honestly...
It's the soul of your dead grandmother, trying to visit you from the great beyond. Keep her around and feed her your dung.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-04 00:59:59 EDT (#)
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i bet your hand smells like shit now, doesn't it?