Lines on your face... Don't bother me... (1381 hits)
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Submitted by Lojope <lojope.at.juno.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-04 10:06:20 EDT
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
It's a goofy line, one of the hundreds of ridiculous pick up lines we all laugh at. One of the ones we all know would never work, but we think they are clever and funny anyway.
But no one really uses lines like that, do they?
I think they do. Maybe not anything that goofy, and obvious, but they are lines just the same.
I read a few random AIM convos between an Ex and his new girlfriend yesterday, because they told me I could, so of course I wanted to. And the funny thing was, they seemed awfully familiar. I've had those conversations with him. Hell, I had them with Eric, and some with Mike (another ex) too. But in this case it's more obvious because it's the same person involved.
"You're the best sex I've ever had."
"I've never felt so connected to someone emotionally during sex as I do with you."
"I love you more than I've ever loved anybody before you."
It's all been said before. It was said to me. From the same mouth (fingers).
And I probably said it all before too.
I always meant it when I said it. I thought it was true. But is it really possible for everyone you've ever been with to be the best sex you've ever had? Could X be better than Y, and then Z better than X? Will the next lover be better than Z?
Or maybe the person you're with just always SEEMS like the best, because after the honeymoon is over you can see the flaws of the last person more clearly than you did while you were together.
Or maybe it's just something people say. Maybe it's stuck somewhere in the rules of romance.
Sort of the same way you can't tell your girlfriend that you think she's fat, but you can tell your new girlfriend that you thought your old girlfriend was.
Sort of the same way you can't tell your boyfriend how often you had to fake your orgasms with him, but you can tell your new boyfriend all about it. See? I've done it too.
Sometimes we think we are doing the right thing by saying, or purposely NOT saying all these things that people in love tend to say. I wonder if it's true.
Are you fooling anyone when you say it? Do you think they believe every word? Soak it up and bask in their own glory?
Or do girls who are fat just know they are fat? Are boys who are bad in bed just know that their girlfriend is bored? Do we really think that we can convince anybody of something they don't believe?
Maybe.
I feel like sort of a walking oxy-moron. A hopeless romantic who is a total cynic about love.
But maybe the two aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, maybe, one is the direct cause of the other.
Maybe I love being told all those lies so much, that I can accept the fact that they are all lies and not mind and enjoy them anyway.
I don't have to believe you to blush and get butterflies when you talk.
I don't really know where I was going with this. It's just something I was thinking about.
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Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2005-05-21 15:32:11 EDT (#)
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Yay, cat fight!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:51:50 EDT (#)
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It's nice being young.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:50:49 EDT (#)
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not exactly a good idea
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:31:48 EDT (#)
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What song is this post's title from? It's driving me nuts, I just can't remember.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:40:49 EDT (#)
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Okay even I'll admit that I was just being mean there, have a +2 for apology (but only for the part where I was being mean for the sake of it, I meant all the rest.)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:34:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-05-04 19:14:17 (#)
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There are plenty of ways you could have started this post without making it personal at all. You could have said it was about a couple you overheard and how what they said got you thinking about the idea. If it was really just "about an idea, a thought... not a person, or particular set of people" or just for starting a discussion, then there's no reason for you to have included all that information that you knew would point people back to me and Durae. As Durae put it, "I don't know if she's malicious or stupid, and I don't know which is worse."
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Heh... looks like I was hitting closer to the target than I thought...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:24:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-09 08:46:50 (#)
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I take a couple SSRIs, a rage inhibitor, and an anti-psychotic. One to ease the depression, one to stop the panic attacks, one to help me control my anger (without it I tend to "hate all boys" with a vengence), and one to stop the flashbacks.
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Yeah, i rest my case!
you have no room to talk about anyone in a mental helth fashion.
You are the Queen of crazy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:40:10 EDT (#)
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Mystia, I've given up talking to you. You are too crazy to reason with,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well isn't that just rich coming from the psycho who keeps the drug companies in buisness!
oh dear that was very funny.
anyway, nothing i said was remotely crazy and my sentiment about divuldging other peoples personal lives here was shared by many people, you loony, vindictive, neurotic, little freak.
You try to pass these posts off a fiction or "just an idea", what a load of shit, they are so laden with hints and underlying spite, it sickens me that anyone believes your whimisical lies.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:52:46 EDT (#)
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i think it can be either, or even both, depending on the specifics(person and situation)
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:36:15 EDT (#)
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Carry on. I got me popcorn.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:34:12 EDT (#)
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quite the bitchfight. handbags at dawn?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:16:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:16:01 EDT (#)
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Istaros, I think respect is right on, only I think it has to do with lack of self-respect, not respect for the other person.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:11:03 EDT (#)
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I don't know any of you but this is fucking funny. Meowwww!!!! You said it!!!!
Ahahahahahaha.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:59:56 EDT (#)
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oh, and as for honesty, it's just one of those weird things... i'm willing to be extremely honest, fully entirely honest, but only if she is too. there are things about me and my past that are simply not acceptable. should i be honest, respectable, and never happy, or should i allow myself happiness even if it comes at the price of some dishonesty? the things i'd be willing to lie about would really have no effect whatsoever on the person i'd be with, in fact they don't really affect me anymore -it's past stuff...- but that doesn't make the answer any easier, does it? psh, what seems to make things more obvious only makes them more difficult to deal with.
"I don't think maturity has anything to do with faking orgasm or not, there is an issue there, but maturity isn't really it. Lots of pretty mature adult women fake the big O, at least on occasion."
you're right, it doesn't have anything to do with maturity. it has to do with a lack of respect.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:51:53 EDT (#)
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it's really very simple: being in love changes your perceptions. if a girl is fat, and a guy who loves her says she isn't, it's because either a) he honestly does not "notice" she's fat, or doesn't think of her fatness as being substantial enough to qualify for that moniker, or b) he knows it, but seriously just doesn't give a fucking shit, in fact he may find it somewhat attractive(similar to the unique qualities of a person's facial features), so he doesn't say that she is because it would be pointless -when a question like 'am i fat?' is asked in that situation, 90% of the time it is just a cover for another, more subconscious question: do you find me unattractive. by saying 'no,' you answer; honesty through a lie, by answering the important question honestly by lying to the immediate question. it applies to all the other situations you mentioned, too.
of course, after love dissipates, it's just a way to avoid a slap in the face.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:45:12 EDT (#)
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-2 for this post because it's the usual bullshit, personal stuff that shouldn't be aired in here.
+2 for the catfight (Meowwwwww)
-2 because Mrs. Shlongy fakes orgasms all the time- and I don't care
+1 because I have faked many an orgasm - right on a broads' face (I used Elmers Glue as a placebo).
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:39:14 EDT (#)
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Haha, Chris, you are such a tool. :oP
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:38:39 EDT (#)
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***** However, it has come to my attention that the little paragraph in quotes may be being mistaken for a cut-and-paste of the actual AIM conversations I read. This is not the case. They are generalized statements, the idea of which were laced throughout, the ideas of which were familiar in that I've had those convos with everyone I've ever been with. That is all. ********
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:38:16 EDT (#)
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What I said was: "If you don't know what you're talking about, please just butt the fuck out."
Which is what I repeated in my second comment.
Anyway, I'm going to stop arguing with you now, mostly because I'm bored with the post more than anything else, I got a little discussion which is what I wanted.
All I'm going to say is this: Yeah, I used Chris, one of my exes, as an example in a post about love/romance etc. Guess what? I used examples from my other exes too. This post isn't about Chris or Durae or anything. It's about dating, about relationships. Does he fall under my experiences there, yup. So is it possible that he will be an example on occassion? Yup. So what? It doesn't change the fact that it's not about him.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:37:55 EDT (#)
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Eh, nevermind. This is the best post ever. I feel connected to this post more than any other post I've ever read. I love this post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:19:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-05-04 19:14:17 (#)
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There are plenty of ways you could have started this post without making it personal at all. You could have said it was about a couple you overheard and how what they said got you thinking about the idea. If it was really just "about an idea, a thought... not a person, or particular set of people" or just for starting a discussion, then there's no reason for you to have included all that information that you knew would point people back to me and Durae. As Durae put it, "I don't know if she's malicious or stupid, and I don't know which is worse."
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First it was the "please keep doing me" +2's, now it's the "I'm doing someone else" -2's. Gotta love the consistency.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-05-04 19:14:17 EDT (#)
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There are plenty of ways you could have started this post without making it personal at all. You could have said it was about a couple you overheard and how what they said got you thinking about the idea. If it was really just "about an idea, a thought... not a person, or particular set of people" or just for starting a discussion, then there's no reason for you to have included all that information that you knew would point people back to me and Durae. As Durae put it, "I don't know if she's malicious or stupid, and I don't know which is worse."
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:36:33 EDT (#)
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Don't backpedal now. "Butt out of my business" clearly says that you think I've no right to an opinion on this, which, thanks to you, is now EVERYBODY'S business.
Again, I never said or even implied that I knew the ins and outs of your relationships, or that it "wasn't nice" to Durae for you to post this. I simply said "would you like it if your next boyfriend's ex-girlfriend told you all about how he said she was the best lay ever?" Would that not cheapen the fact that he said it to you? Sure, we all know that when our mates say things like that, it's not the first time they've said them. We're all aware of it in the back of our minds when they're saying it, but it still isn't a great feeling to hear from the other people they've said it to. And I think you knew that just as well as anyone else when you posted it. If Durae can hear/read things like that, and not have it sting any, well, good for her.
Furthermore, you're pretty dead wrong about only people "allowed" to know about the situation being able to peg it. I saw right through the fable post as soon as I read it, and I never talk to ANY of you. I was peripherally aware of the fact that you and JG were dating, and when I read that post (the reason I mention this is because I'm sure I'm not the only one) I immediately pegged it as a thinly-veiled instance of you airing out your personal shit and trying to gain sympathy on here yet again.
Also, I never tried to "stir up shit." In fact, if there was shit to be stirred, you did it yourself by posting this; I merely called you on the fact that it was not a classy thing to do.
Fuck, I have to go right now because my friend just showed up and needs some emotional support, which I'm gonna give her and then NOT tell all of Uber exactly what happened, but I had more...
You really need to get over the Lojope-pity-party that's been raging for so long; it's getting boring to the rest of us.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:39:09 EDT (#)
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Haha... I was reading those reviews, and with my re-found audacity, I was thinking of responding to the arguments in exactly the way you replied, Lojope. So good job.
The only thing that made me uncomfortable with this post was that you are no longer just airing "your" dirty laundry, you are airing "theirs", too. I relate with you in the sense that I tell my best friend everything- so she knows how I feel about her at all times. And Durae and you seem to have this same type of relationship, which is fab...
BUUUUUUUT
I'd be buggered if my best friend posted this... divulging details about my life in a place (although YES it's an internet forum) where people knew me. And I'm sure that most of the people who visit this site know who you're talking about, due to the nature of gossip.
But then again, I'm very private about some things, so that could just be me... I just feel like posts like this fuel the fire. But shit, I do it once in a while to... so I can't really hate on you for that.
Every time you post something like this I find myself checking in with Durae, to make sure she isn't pissed about it, and she never is. I don't suppose this will be an exception.
SO IN CLOSING, I think the reason that this hit a sore point with some people (including me) is because most people would be offended if their best friend posted this, no matter if they both already know whats going on... people like to have a bit of dignity and privacy.
But, aw shit, it's an internet forum... so
Carry ON! Who cares what people think. As long as the people involved are cool with it, fuck the haters fuck them yay yay yay
:)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:38:06 EDT (#)
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you've ruined my hope of ever finding love, with your whimsical crap.
but i don't need love. i have the internet.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:30:51 EDT (#)
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Gotta love it when someone posts something in a public forum, and then gets their panties in a knot and says "butt the fuck out" when they don't get the feedback they apparently think they so richly deserve.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:19:11 EDT (#)
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Mystia, I've given up talking to you. You are too crazy to reason with, so I'm not going to bother.
All I can say is this: All the other people who rated here, besides you and Ashlee, understood that this post was not "airing" anybody's sex life at all. In fact, not about any particular people at all. Maybe you should think about what that means....
Could it possibly mean that it's NOT airing anybody's sex life?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:15:43 EDT (#)
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Oh Jesus Christ.
Look Ashlee, I don't care if you like me. I don't care if you defend me. I don't care about a damn thing you do. Do you have a right to comment however you want on my posts? Sure you do. Feel free anytime you want. However, I also have the right to respond in whatever way I please.
As I said, if you don't like the post, that's fine with me. I don't care. But don't go off saying stupid shit about how it's not nice for me to post this where Durae can see it. I can post whatever I want to where Durae can see it, because anything I think about anything, Durae already knows. That was the point I was making. Everything written in this post, Durae already knows. And knew before I posted it. So why wouldn't I post it here? If Durae is the person who shouldn't see it, but she already has, why can't I post it where she can see it and where it can maybe start a conversation, where maybe people will feel good knowing someone else feels like they do, where maybe it'll make someone else think too, where I can get opinions outside of my own, which is the whole damn reason I posted it.
And furthermore, your entire point just doesn't make any sense. Why the hell would someone care if their boyfriend told his ex that she was the best sex he'd ever had? He obviously said that before sleeping with his current girlfriend, so it doesn't affect her in any way.
If anyone should feel bad after coming to the realization discussed in this post, it should be me who is apparently no longer the "best ever". But guess what? I don't. I don't care. It just made me think, and therefore write/discuss the idea about what lovers say to one another. That's it. No drama, no nothing. Just another post that a few people will read and then it will fade off into the oblivion of the hundreds of other posts I've written.
That is, until you came along and decided to make it personal.
Guess what? Chris now falls under the category of one of my exes, and as such, a part of my life. Guess what I write about? My life. So yes, he's certainly going to be mentioned from time to time. Durae is my best friend. Has been for over 10 years. Guess what that means? She may show up in a post or two as well. So what? What is it to you?
I've also written about Eric - who has visited the site, Mike - who reads on occasion, my brothers - at least one of which has found it, my coworkers - who could easily stumble across their names, and a whole mess of other people who are a part of my existence. Should I just not write about anything pertaining to any of them just in case they might see it?
Of course not, that's just ridiculous.
As for the name thing, you can't really be so foolish to think that on a site of 10000+ users and lord knows how many lurkers, everyone who read this or the fable post knew who it was about. In fact, probably only a handful of people did, of course until someone (was that you too?) attached names to it. Names of other regulars on the site. Before that happened, the only people who REALLY made the connection were people who already knew what was going on, long before I posted anything.
Of course, once someone said something, I'm sure the Uber gossip-mills started churning. But really, that's not my problem. Frankly, I have obviously never cared if a forum of total strangers knew personal details of my life. I don't care if anybody knows all the personal details of my life- stranger, friend, aquaintance or otherwise.
But it's not my business to impose that belief on anybody else, so I didn't use names. Like I said, some people would easily be able to figure it out, but they would be people who know the situation from the people involved, so obviously they are allowed to know. (or they know from gossip, but that's not my fault or my issue).
You have this silly tendency, Ashlee, to do exactly the thing you claim to be annoyed at everyone else for doing.
All I said, was don't come here acting like you know what's going on, when you quite clearly have no idea. That being said, if you do come here and do that (after all you have every right to comment however you'd like to), certainly don't expect me not to call you out on it.
So, if you are quite through stirring up the drama you profess to hate, I'm going to make dinner for my son now.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:11:08 EDT (#)
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(o)(o) Boobs.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:52:32 EDT (#)
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Have you no shame?
I can barely understand your constant need to air every breath of your personal life as some sort of "therapy", but to be airing other peoples personal things (and we all know who you're talking about with these posts of yours) is the lowest you have stooped to yet to play the victim.
Poor you, you fucked around and took something for granted and lost it. big whoop!
learn from it and shut the fuck up and stop talking about OTHER peoples love lives just because the guy once was crazy enough to like you for a minute.
I hope they are very happy together.
I hope someday you will get some integrity and stop broadcasting their private stuff.
If they wanted us all to be aware they would post it themselves after all it is THEIR relationship.
Once again, you are not the center of the world.
I'm sorry, but broadcasting convos of theirs discussing their sexual relations is a low I didn't even think your spoiled-brat self would ever sink to.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:57:30 EDT (#)
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Listen here, you self-righteous little bitch. First of all, I said quite clearly that I was assuming it was about them, and if I was wrong, I apologize. It seemed like it was, and we all know you're no stranger to airing your personal drama all over Ubersite, so I don't think you have any real right to get pissed at people for making assumptions. I never claimed to have any "authority" on the subject, I just said what I thought. As for your little bitchfest about names being left out for a reason... you mean sort of like your "fable" post? Because of how, you know, NOBODY would be able to figure out that that WAS about JG and Durae... It's not a huge leap to figure (figure, as in think, not as in figure out, let me just clarify that before you have the chance to whine about me making more assumptions) that this post and that one were connected. (One thing does confuse me though... You claim that the conversations in question were not between Durae and JG, but you later imply that they are... which is it?)
I try to be nice to you, even though you irritate me beyond belief. I don't call you on your whiny little tantrums, your attention whoring, or your "poor poor me" attitude. I give you the honest feedback you claim to desire (truth is, I just didn't like this post, no matter who it was about), and I try really hard to not be unnecessarily negative about it. I make a concious effort to not be annoyed by you because I beleive, deep down, that you probably ARE a good person. I have defended you against people making unfair and nasty accusations or comments about you behind your back. I even try to like you, but you make it REALLY difficult. Just once, do you think, can someone say something you don't like without you getting your panties in a bunch and going off on a tangent about it? I mean seriously, your hissy fits every time it turns out that someone doesn't think you're the greatest thing since macaroni and cheese are getting quite played-out.
And finally, though I know this will be REALLY hard for someone who needs attention and ego stroking as much as you do, maybe YOU ought to try using your own head. See, if you don't like people making judgements/assumptions/whatever on your personal life, or "butting into" your business, well then, it's a good idea to NOT AIR IT OUT ALL OVER A FUCKING WEBSITE FULL OF STRANGERS! See, when you post your dirty laundry on Uber on a regular basis, I and everyone else here have every right to make of it what we will and comment with our opinions. When you put it on a public forum, it becomes everybody's business. What a novel concept...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:57:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:21:20 (#)
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this would've been a +2 if you'd included an AIM transcript you read, with nasty sarcastic commentary added.
Then again, I'm feeling malevolent and evil today.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:03:44 EDT (#)
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Oh, Ashlee, there you go once again, trying to get involved with things you have no knowledge or authority on.
This post was not about Durae and Chris. They are however, one example of about 3 or 4 listed in this post. This is about an idea, a thought... not a person, or particular set of people.
You don't know Durae. You don't know me. I'm not sure how much or how well you know Chris, but it's irrelevant. You have no knowledge about how our relationships work between the three of us, though the fact that they let me read their private conversations ought to give you a clue. Durae and I have no secrets. There's nothing in this post that she didn't already know. Hell, she knew what he said to me when he said it - she read most of it at the time.
If you didn't like this post, that's fine with me. But don't go acting like you didn't like it because you think you know something you don't, or you think I did something wrong or mean in posting it, which I didn't.
And for Christ sake, use your head a little bit before you speak. Generally if there's a story that's written with names left out, it's pretty obvious that it was done on purpose. So how about you think about that before you go throwing names around.
Their names were omitted because it's not about them. Could some people here have put two and two together, gosh I think so. I'm pretty sure the average IQ around here is at least a bit above 70. But it doesn't matter, because who it was had nothing to do with the idea the situation.
I guess all of this could just be summed up very simply: If you don't know what you're talking about, please just butt the fuck out.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 13:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-04 13:31:50 (#)
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I don't really have anything deep to contribute to this discussion, but the post reminded me of a title that I've been wanting to write a post about for the longest time . . .
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you give me a hand-job in the parking lot?"
There, now it's out there. Anyone should feel free to do with it what they will, because I've never been able to come up with anything.
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Pathetically enough the first thing that came to mind when I read this was a man talking to a car.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-04 13:31:50 EDT (#)
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I don't really have anything deep to contribute to this discussion, but the post reminded me of a title that I've been wanting to write a post about for the longest time . . .
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you give me a hand-job in the parking lot?"
There, now it's out there. Anyone should feel free to do with it what they will, because I've never been able to come up with anything.
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-04 13:18:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:56:55 (#)
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You know I have faked an orgasm and I'm a dude. I did it because it was important to my beloved that I came and I really wanted to make her happy. In fact, being brutally honest, I faked quite a few orgasms. I always wonder whether she did the same because for me the best part of sex was her pleasure. Funny thought that, two people so concerned about one-another's happiness that they always fake orgasms for each other.
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I think that this is more common then most people think, there seems to be this myth out there that gys get off 100% of the time, and that's not true, at least for me, and I'd imagine a lot of other people.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-04 12:48:17 EDT (#)
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Would you like it if your next boyfriend's last girlfriend told you how he always said she was the best lay he ever had and all the other things we all already know all people say to their current mates? No? Then why would you post this here, where she's bound to read it?
(I am of course assuming that the people in question are Durae and JohnGalt, but there's a chance I'm wrong, in which case I apologize, but I still don't like the general undertone of this post.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-04 12:28:15 EDT (#)
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Hey Baby I think you're all that and a bag of chips...
...Now kiss me you fool
:P
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-04 12:12:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:56:55 EDT (#)
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You know I have faked an orgasm and I'm a dude. I did it because it was important to my beloved that I came and I really wanted to make her happy. In fact, being brutally honest, I faked quite a few orgasms. I always wonder whether she did the same because for me the best part of sex was her pleasure. Funny thought that, two people so concerned about one-another's happiness that they always fake orgasms for each other.
I'm sure she enjoyed herself though. She asked me to do all kinds of weird stuff to her.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:28:10 (#)
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I dunno. If my girlfreind hadn't said those things to me and in fact said something like "your cock's a funny shape and your jizz tastes of suger puffs" I might have been somewhat crushed.
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I don't know about the funny shape, but aren't sugar puffs yummy? Unless you're talking about the cereal or candy or whatever it is... then I don't want to know what sugar puffs taste like
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:40:39 EDT (#)
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What if you're 70 years old and the guy is Colin Farrell?
http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/18349575?source=Evening%20Standard&ct=5#
Submitted by metricgiraffe (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:32:31 EDT (#)
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I think small lies like these are just those sort of everyday ones that you say more out of the need to keep private parts of your life hidden than because you're trying to deceive them in a small way. I mean, if I were to say, "That was the best I've ever had," and you were to ask me if this were true, what should I say? "No, actually, there was this one guy I banged the other day and he was amazing. Multiple orgasms. And my last boyfriend could work wonders."
I somehow think this might be received badly and turn me into somewhat of a whore in the other's eyes. And who wants that?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:30:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:26:27 EDT (#)
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Haha, Monty, that would have been a little difficult since I am really not feeling nasty or sarcastic about it. I'm not upset by what I read at all, it just made me think.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:24:59 EDT (#)
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I don't think maturity has anything to do with faking orgasm or not, there is an issue there, but maturity isn't really it. Lots of pretty mature adult women fake the big O, at least on occasion.
Telling someone you love them when you barely know them is probably a sign of immaturity, but I think where the maturity is lacking is in thinking you know someone better than you do. You can fall in love with the person you THINK someone is, and that love can be totally true and real, but then you find out later they aren't really what you thought. Doesn't mean you weren't really in love, just means you were in love with someone who didn't really exist any further than skin deep.
I think you're fabulous too, firefly. :o)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:21:20 EDT (#)
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this would've been a +2 if you'd included an AIM transcript you read, with nasty sarcastic commentary added.
Then again, I'm feeling malevolent and evil today.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-04 11:18:20 EDT (#)
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yes but faking orgasm and telling people how much you love them when you barely knowthem seems a little immature
I still think that lojo is an excellent person though
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:45:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:28:10 (#)
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I dunno. If my girlfreind hadn't said those things to me and in fact said something like "your cock's a funny shape and your jizz tastes of suger puffs" I might have been somewhat crushed.
I think the truth is overatted, as is complete disclosore in a relationship. I mean if you asked your guy about his fantasy and he said "well, it's weird but I've always fantasised about beating a woman into submission and sodomising her" you might be a little put off.
I once told a girl I wanted to fuck her, burn her, then eat her. She took it well, considering.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:31:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:28:10 EDT (#)
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I dunno. If my girlfreind hadn't said those things to me and in fact said something like "your cock's a funny shape and your jizz tastes of suger puffs" I might have been somewhat crushed.
I think the truth is overatted, as is complete disclosore in a relationship. I mean if you asked your guy about his fantasy and he said "well, it's weird but I've always fantasised about beating a woman into submission and sodomising her" you might be a little put off.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:22:31 EDT (#)
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I feel like sort of a walking oxy-moron. A hopeless romantic who is a total cynic about love.
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join the club
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:21:24 EDT (#)
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It is probably better just to be honest.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-04 10:20:09 EDT (#)
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well i can honestly say that the sex we had was definatley the best imaginery sex I have had.
This however brought the biggest orgasm :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65634