Still waiting for Uberdirectory 4 (camwhore) (8124 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.25 on 467 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Crystle <crystlesun.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-04 14:37:33 EDT
Apparently, how I look is essential to decision making for some folks here. (You know who you are)
And, since the Uberdirectory 4 is still not up, despite many promises, I forced to do this.
Also.. momentum for Ubercon Orlando (also known as my crappy business trip in June) is picking up.
See for yourself: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65582
And now... my first attempt CAMWHORE!!
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You would have gotten MY vote. :) (in reference to http://www.ubersite.com/m/76158)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-29 22:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
463 reviews? 464 now.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this the first time?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bump
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a classic post in many ways.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-14 18:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had no idea you were hot!! OMG what have i been doing!!
Oh I know
*fwap fwap*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:38:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
7 days
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THAT'S MY LINE!!!
or really caul's.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7 days
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll miss you, broadly grinning camwhore....
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-03 19:52:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's in Melbourne?
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I don't know, nothing particular.
That's why it was so strange.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-03 06:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just felt a strong and unexplainable urge to move to Melbourne.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-03 06:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bunch of nerds
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:25:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Four fifty-ONE IS THE LONELIEST number that you'll ever do....
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I bet you've waited a while for this.
Trust me, he has.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Four fifty-ONE IS THE LONELIEST number that you'll ever do....
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I bet you've waited a while for this.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Four fifty-ONE IS THE LONELIEST number that you'll ever do....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
450!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-19 12:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this old post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-19 12:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I is back, and that means this post is too
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yawn.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Cookie has not reviewed this - and I am surprised
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-29 21:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHATS THSI DAVE BULLSHIT i AM BRIAN
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I TAKE IT OUR TURGID INTERNET LOVE AFFAIR IS OVER?!
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Go home Dave. She's my wife now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I TAKE IT OUR TURGID INTERNET LOVE AFFAIR IS OVER?!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We didn't miss you, Hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look totally different than when I was stalking you in Vegas.
HAR HAR I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH THE REST OF THEM SO I DROVE OUT AND DIDN'T SAY HI!!!@
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-02-21 04:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my new boobs are leaking.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my tummy hurts
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 05:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have had a horrible headache since I woke up.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't believe I missed this post.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you've gotten enough compliments already.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know a chick who looks just like you.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this the first time?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-02 22:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've noticed this post is dangerously under-reviewed.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PAUL BUNYON HAS NOTHING ON PECOS BILL
HE RODE CYCLONES AND SHIT.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81835#1766753
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i remember you...you're the one who lives in Hayward, kinda near my family's old farm on
Washington St
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now imagine if there was cleavage attached to that face.....
Oh wait. There is.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Until further review: 8 1/2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pertiful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did THIS piece of shit make a comeback?
PS. Any interest in inhaling my pole?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great smile, love to see my face planted on it!
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
your pic is the only reason i gave this post a positive rating.
Nice hair, bright eyes, awesome smile! You're getting a solid 8 from me.
from one beautiful person to another, stay pretty.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5000 Hits.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-10 00:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised we weren't banned.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-09 23:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
BUT THEYLL NEVER TAKE OUR CAMWHORES
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mentadent?
What did I do? What did I do wrong?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
COLGATE?!?!?!?!
Damn you Hadley!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Them's some pearly pearlies. Do you use Colgate whitening toothpaste?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:21:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
so by my reasoning, i would have to see your boobs and not comment on them. i haven't found them yet. maybe you can help with that.
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You REALLY need to change your name to Boobsling. It fits. It really does.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets make babies
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG did u guys hear about Urbane?
apparently, she's been BANNED?!?!?!?!?!?111?!?!1
oh noes drama!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so by my reasoning, i would have to see your boobs and not comment on them. i haven't found them yet. maybe you can help with that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cute. I might add. And I'm no carpet muncher either.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're cute what the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-24 12:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait.. Williamson, are you banned, or unbanned? was that a stutter, or an intentional double negative?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
REALLY?!?!?!?!
I didn't think it would actually work!!
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*tear*
UN-UNBANNED.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO UNBANNED
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-24 00:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So let's see, I guess I need to lobby for the unbanning of rad, thorpe, williamson, and (I suppose) fatmantpk.
Fuck, I'm gonna be busy.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-22 02:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unban me
*weeps*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-02 11:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like what you've done with this post, Crystle.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-02 10:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haven't I seen you guys somewhere before, rad, williamson and danger?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Review #400
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give us a kiss? You like girls, right?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why haven't i camped on this post while drunk, declaring love and other things?
How bizarre. (Di ni ni, how bizarre, how bizarre)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-07 18:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:14:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow Crystle, you're adorable!
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meh, she's alright I guess... for a complete babe.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen a picture like this before. Are you a TWIN????
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow Crystle, you're adorable!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So many pearly whites in that smile....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a nice post.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how many thousands of hits and ratings this will eventually get...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 02:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss this post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am danger ranger
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BAKING BITCH!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger is Spartacus.
hehe
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am danger ranger
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cafepress.com/neg2die
What is this I just stumbled upon on the internet?
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Thats Jay Pegs
He made those so he could have women's thongs when he came here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. I'm too cool.
But Danger_Ranger is a beekeeper.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'll be fucked....
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU??????
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, forgive an old German with his shaky hand and poor eyesight, won't you?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Danger_Ranger.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No you're not fuckface.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Saxon.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what all the alters say.
Hmmm...how can we prove your non-alter status?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT AN ALTER!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMGWTFBBQ!!111oneoneone!
You are an alter, posting a camwhore ofter only a few posts!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHENANIGANS! I saw this picture months ago! I think it was http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISASTER
XU'S BITCHES DON'T WANNA COME
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cafepress.com/neg2die
What is this I just stumbled upon on the internet?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, out of the ten names I gave only 5 were Aussie.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone of those names except jenny, clarke, shane, and mel are teh weird.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Xu, Yuyu and Eri are Australian names now?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Donovan and I saw this on recently reviewed and clicked it.
ps. I masturbated to this post. You have been warned.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:15:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
ooh, zing.
Oi, tomorrow night down at the Greystone (the bar under my place). Xu, Vivi, Jenny, Yuyu, Hinton, Clarke, Teagan, Shane, Mel (Teagan's friend), Eri and myself... Coming? (You probably know this already but just making sure.) """
My god could those names be anymore australian?
BOWLED WAAAARNEY!
STFU GILCHRIST YOU PRICK!
etc
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooh, zing.
Oi, tomorrow night down at the Greystone (the bar under my place). Xu, Vivi, Jenny, Yuyu, Hinton, Clarke, Teagan, Shane, Mel (Teagan's friend), Eri and myself... Coming? (You probably know this already but just making sure.)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what your mum wants you to think.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm son of william.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 02:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im rad
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 02:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm bored.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you all...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 07:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*cries*
Strumpet 1: Danger, you wanna watch me go down on Strumpet 2?
Me: meh, teh Wallabies are playing tomorrow night so I think I need some sleep.
Strumpet 2: Awww, c'mon, sexpot, fuck her doggie style and eat me while I lie on her back..
Me: But there's the game tomorrow...
Strumpets: Pulleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasssssssssssssssssse, hotstuff, do us now, like just before..
Me: Can i eat some baked beans and feign interest?
Strumpets: Oh yes you can, multiple-man, but no waxing lyrical about detention centres and why the fuck eddie jones made the Wallabies train at sea level for a week when they were going to play at altitude...
Me: 'k............ although you girls with the adlibbing in unison are freaking me out a little.... it's very Stepford Wives........
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:00:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
So you boys got through a six-pack which you prolly watered down with lemonade.
thorpe and williamson=ROCK!
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I was too busy hitting on Japanese girls to drink much...
You remember what it's like to have some sort of success with women, don't you DR?
Sure you're a sexless divorcee now... but there must have been one point in your life when women didn't shun you off constantly.... years and years and years ago.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also watered down my six pack with other people's beer.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watered down my six pack with wine and sake.
And Williamson, I have no idea about the other people's beer.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you boys got through a six-pack which you prolly watered down with lemonade.
thorpe and williamson=ROCK!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oi Thorpe... who brought the Power's Gold beers to my place on Sunday? 'Cause I'm kinda drinking the last one now and should probably know who's going to be bitching to me about it soon.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember my first chat with Crystycryst: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63584
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Crystle...
Siren was way cooler but now she's gone... EMO!!!!
Although she's been reviewing tonight... and she quits her job on my birthday...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-29 04:50:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
it fucking died.
and she never talks to us anymore anyway
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She talks to me all the time, mainly 'bout why she never talks to you guys anymore...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post sucks.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-29 04:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it fucking died.
and she never talks to us anymore anyway.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 04:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been waiting for another review here for a while...
What's happening fellas!?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-18 06:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cowbell needs more.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 19:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind
Er hat den Knaben wohl in den Arm
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm
Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht?
Siehst Vater Du den Erlkönig nicht?
Der Erlkönig mit Kron' und Schweif?
Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif
Mein liebes Kind, komm spiel' mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel' ich mit dir
Manch bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand
Mein Vater, mein Vater un hörest Du nicht
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?
Sei ruhig, bleib' ruhig mein Kind
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind
Willst feiner Knabe du mit mir gehn?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein
Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter an düsterem Ort?
Mein Sohn, mein, Sohn, ich seh' es genau
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau
Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch' ich Gewalt
Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leid getan!
Dem Vater grauset, er reitet geschwind
Er hält in den Armen das ächzende Kind
Erreicht den Hof mit Mühe und Not
In seine Armen das Kind war tot
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 07:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
teh night crew at work.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-11 07:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the fuck? why does this have 300+ reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 07:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiel mit mir?
Bitte?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ich spiele zwolfe jahre alt.
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this means:
I play with 12 year olds.
Literal translation is:
I Play 12 year old.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:25:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
My mistake, I misread jahre for junge.
I guess he plays with 12 year olds of all sexes.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized taht Thorpy told us, in German, that he plays with 12 year old boys.
WTF
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TF?
I just literally said the first German garbled rubbish that came into my mind from when I learnt it six years ago.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's WTF in German?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh the memorys! I remember this cheeky little post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My mistake, I misread jahre for junge.
I guess he plays with 12 year olds of all sexes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized taht Thorpy told us, in German, that he plays with 12 year old boys.
WTF
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hail Satan!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-11 05:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 days without reviews? What the shit is this?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-07 22:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's this then? I don't believe we've been introduced..
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-07 22:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Resurrection!
Comment #333!!!!!
I'm halfway to evil....
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahnd wuth thart Rud ahnd Wulliamson luffed ahnd luffed..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vurry wull, Ah mught udd, emanicatud controlluh.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ich spiele zwolfe jahre alt.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so telling her what you said
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aber, Crystle kein haben Kuhglocke! Sie Benötigt Kuhglocken!
???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nichts
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Benötigt mehr Kuhglocke
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more reviews.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-05 06:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'THIS', is the future Mrs Ranger.
She's so lucky an' all...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-05 06:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 06:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe how little attention this post has gotten. It's like a ghosttown here.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-04 01:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-02 11:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Crystle's House of Tacos"?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
choco tacos taste good.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"i want your taco flavored kisses"
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no real reason to review this anymore.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how did I miss this post?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-07 19:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*blinks*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-04 01:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA! Ok, you guys made me laugh..
Thanks, I needed that....
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:35:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I've rated this before..
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I've rated this before..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shamone
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I've rated this before..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 02:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good thing you swooped in.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god! This nearly went 24 hours without a review!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dead horse*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw this on recently reviewed and thought I'd give it one more stroke, err, I mean +2.....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was me, I swear. Shit, bum, fuck, cunt, fuck. Ha!
I am creating a new site called Goober, and in order to establish a foothold in a cut-throat industry I have been sneaking in and peeing on Bart's server. I am a ruthless businesman I know, but I don't think anyone really minds, all the talk at the mo' seems to be about Goober anyways. Goobersadness, whores-at-work, - you just wait and see. People will come, motherfucks, people will come..
Hi Crystle *blush* ... how's the shin? Sorry I couldn't make it to the after party, but, well.. you know... yep, grounded..
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It wasn't me I swear.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 04:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who broke uber again?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 02:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll frop you hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-28 23:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, 300. Now drop it, please.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, right.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reviews.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
300 what?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a few more for 300.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit's getting old, kids....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:58:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
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You nancies made me puke.
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What disgusts me the most is since you've become single you're now technically a horny old man who writes about underage ghey-secks.
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It was only a reality check for your benefit. Your mum says hi.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
---------------------------------
You nancies made me puke.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
What disgusts me the most is since you've become single you're now technically a horny old man who writes about underage ghey-secks.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
---------------------------------
You nancies made me puke.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMERICA!
FUCK YEAH!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, nice work Matthew, name calling's not nice.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ol' Crystle. What a champ.
Oh and congrats on being such a hooker as to get on most heated.
=====================================================
William Robert! Why I never!
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I've been set-up damnit!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ol' Crystle. What a champ.
Oh and congrats on being such a hooker as to get on most heated.
=====================================================
William Robert! Why I never!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't, ah.. you know... 'hit' Crystle?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just spanked it to all this erotic fiction.
Bravo gheys, uh, I mean guys.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You went TOO far D_R. Too far!
That's utterly painful...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamsuck then woke up.
"U-uh... thank God for that, it was just a dream... girls germs - yucky."
The sleeping figure next to him stirred and a hand snaked out under the covers and tickled Williamsuck's thigh.
"You alright, honey?" Thorpe asked.
"Yeah baby... I just had a fucked up dream, is all. "
"Hel-lloooo Sailor, someone's at attention this morning!" Thorpe cooed.
"Roll over you saucy dick muppet."
God, I can't type anymore, I'm gonna puke.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Of course the two girls were looking at Williamson laying next to DR, knocked out from a shell from the final battle of the Rebel War.
For some reason Siren came along too, along with Wiki who has that hot librarian look to her.
The four girls took advantage of Williamson before he regained his consciousness and then he satisfied each one until they could no longer stand. DR's children ended up becoming underpaid TV stars on Home and Away.
FIN!"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was then that HadToBeDone realised that his erectile dysfunction was going to become his undoing, due to the world-wide shortage of viagra (thanks to Williamsuck and Pork - I mean Thorpe, buying it all to try and get hard in front of girls, a problem they never had with boys, or with each other.
Merlina and Crystle left Hadley sitting in the gutter, crying inconsolably, and turned to look at Danger.
"Well, he's stiff.." Said Merlina, biting her bottom lip.
"And dreamy.." Crystle sighed, touching herself. Well, maybe touching herself. I didn't actually see that bit but - well, I just assumed.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am i missing out on something here?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"And as the Rebel Wars came to an end, Danger_Ranger was met by his two vuluptuous lovers Merlina and Crystle.
Unfortunately, he had a cardiac arrest and Hadley took the girls home.
THE END"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your mum.
And Matthew and Thorpe fell out of the time machine and were dead. And ghey.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAAF
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, DR and his WAF
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, riiiiight...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I_H_A_K_F?
T_H_A_I_F?
R_H_A_M_M_F?
D_R_H_A_W_A_F?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't geddit..
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D_R_H_A_W_A_F
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:56:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave camp for one minute and D_R is ghey_ranging on Thorpe's ass.
Better than a sheep in New Zealand, I'd reckon.
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Yanks know that Kiwis love the woolly anus?
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Only those with a beastiality fetish, like Rad for example.
WAILF.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave camp for one minute and D_R is ghey_ranging on Thorpe's ass.
Better than a sheep in New Zealand, I'd reckon.
-==--=--=-==--=
Yanks know that Kiwis love the woolly anus?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.. when did all THIS happen?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave camp for one minute and D_R is ghey_ranging on Thorpe's ass.
Better than a sheep in New Zealand, I'd reckon.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:58:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
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Must be a pleasant change from biting it...
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I got nothing.
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Ooooowned. Now, *rubbing hands together fiendishly, getting blisters* I must deal with that despicable Hadley...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take you up on ending the silly war of words, but I wouldn't dream of turning this nice apartment into a retirement home for you mother.... <winks>
I'm off to bed, as al lsane people should be...
Aren't you all glad I resurrected this post?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
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Must be a pleasant change from biting it...
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I got nothing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:51:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
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*fluffs pillow*
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*digs ditch for a fireplace*
===========================
*uses latrine*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
---------------
Must be a pleasant change from biting it...
Hey, Hadley old chum. Listen, I'm a big enough man to say let's put a stop to this nonsense. Fighting over a girl, even one as comely as Crystle, is destroying our friendship. If you would be so kind as to email me your address, I shall send over a lady of the night, at my expense and your convenience, (preferably BEFORE Orlando) as recompense for my part in this stupidity. And she won't have the clap, I promise. Promise.
*crosses fingers, rubs hands together fiendishly, grins an evil smile, and glances quickly over each shoulder for spies of HadToBeDone*
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
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*fluffs pillow*
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*digs ditch for a fireplace*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to put some pacifico in the icebox when I get home.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring it Gramps. By the time you get done swimming, I'll be back at work....
Be careful of the hip, though. It's a bitch to get the titanium ones replaced.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll get you for this, Hadley, by God I will. *rubs hands together fiendishly* .... I just have to come up with a plan, is all..
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:57:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching you Hadley...
---------------
So I'll see you in Orlando....?
Oh, wait, WE won't....
Smooches, D_R.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've only got cold Dos Equis - sorry.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I am going to begin drinking on the job.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beer Rad? My shout..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching you Hadley...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's great to know this will be in the Directory.
Oh look, back on MRR!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Site and layout © 2005 Ubersite.com -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass"
Bart now owns your soul
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute. You are assured a lifetime of +2's with that photo. Nice job.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:17:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
How pretty IS Williamson, exactly?
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Ah, being a swarthy, hetro Australian male, I'm not really qualified to answer that, but I will say that, considering I'm taking his mum out tomorrow night, I sure as hell hope he get's his looks from his Dad.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know.... something about that seems a little fishy to me, Ranger...
and what's up Bills butt?
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No, no, there's nothing going on. Williamson's mum and I are just 'friends'... truth be known, I find her a little, well, immature.
What's up Bill's butt? His Daddy's man gravy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 21:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-11 21:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*cough*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-10 10:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-10 09:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rating the poster today, but in effect I'm also rating the post.
Or something.
I don't know. M
aybe it's quantum.
I think I need a little lie-down now...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-10 03:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Saxon's getting his groove on.
Look out DR.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 02:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um my AIM is CelibatePistol if you care to add me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saxon.. thanks. I'm not sure I could stop you anyhow...
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can i be attracted to Crystel she looks good enough to eat.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh! The young age and gain experience so early these days. im jelious.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:09:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhhhhhh the cute new girl. Ahem Williamson arnt you a bit young for this lady. ill tell your mom ;)
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I've had women basically her age before mate. Besides, I'm not attracted to Crystle that way (sorry Crystle).
She looks too much like my aunt. The spitting image. It'd just be wierd.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhhhhhh the cute new girl. Ahem Williamson arnt you a bit young for this lady. ill tell your mom ;)
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've come from 13 year old boy-child to Sir Williamson, the knight in Shining Armour in just a few minutes.
***
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
~~
and what's up Bills butt?
***
I suppose this is a bit chatty, but I am trying to save this from the wastelands of No.11 Most Heated.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahahaha...
Thanks Sir Williamson!
sigh.. a night in shining armor...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.aim.com/
There you go people, just download and let this thing die, like terri shaivo.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:02:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah.. well, I had to throw in the smiley.
I didn't want a bunch of angry Aussie's tracking me down in defense...
Oh... I'll stop there
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Don't worry. You've made me feel much too insecure and lonesome for me to do that now. Watch out for D_R however. He can be a bit of a "predator" if you know what i mean.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah.. well, I had to throw in the smiley.
I didn't want a bunch of angry Aussie's tracking me down in defense...
Oh... I'll stop there
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
~~~
no. I didn't think you were 13.. I did, however, think you looked that young :-)
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You're lucky you threw in that smiley. Smileys, by internet law, forgive all potential insults. :p
Although, i can't help but feel insecure now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or fruit.
either way...
no. I didn't think you were 13.. I did, however, think you looked that young :-)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Surely not OLD friut, Williamson!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:27:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm.. let's see...
should I make you guess?
I'm evil, I know...But that evil? No..
I'm 28
-=-=-=-=---=--=-=-
Just a sec... you assumed you could have possibly been of parentable age to me after seeing my pic. Did you think i was 13? Good god!
My self-confidence has been withered away like so many pieces of old fruit.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm.. let's see...
should I make you guess?
I'm evil, I know...But that evil? No..
I'm 28
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:16:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
whew...
So I'm NOT old enough to be your mom. That's a relief.
--=-=-=-==--==--==--==-
How old are you? (I'm walking on thin ice with the whole "age of women" thing).
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whew...
So I'm NOT old enough to be your mom. That's a relief.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
17, Miss Crystle.
18 soon enough.
I know, i know, I'm a young'un.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Williamson... over here..step into my office...
*whispers* "how old ARE you?"
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew you were a guy, Williamson..
but you ARE quite the pretty little thing! Someday you'll grow up to be quite the catch
--==--==-=--=-=--=-=-=--=-
That's somehow nice yet insulting. Someday? SOMEDAY!?
Oh well, if someone as pretty as you capitalises "ARE" it's got to be a good sign. And the girls my age think I'm already quite the catch... right?
RIGHT?!?
*crickets chirping*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew you were a guy, Williamson..
but you ARE quite the pretty little thing! Someday you'll grow up to be quite the catch
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, your not ugly.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WEDDING~!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65991
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:17:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
How pretty IS Williamson, exactly?
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Oh, I'm a sexy beast. I am a guy by the way, so maybe "pretty" is a little too feminine...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64820 There's a camwhore here, if you want to skim past all the political crap.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How pretty IS Williamson, exactly?
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:36:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheers Williamson, you're not nearly as pretty as Crystle, but I appreicate the effort.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 19:59:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I say sex? I meant pork, no, steak, yes, yes, that's right - steak. It's just steak. Williamson's mum and I are just having a steak... at the Norman - she's.. I mean THEY'RE a taste sensation. I'm picking her up at 7. But yes it's definitely sex between us. You find me irresistable.
*phew*
--==-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-
what the hell man if you want my mum, you can have my mum, more better you give me a niece or daughter in return, than i ruin it for you, uh
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know.... something about that seems a little fishy to me, Ranger...
and what's up Bills butt?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 19:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I say sex? I meant pork, no, steak, yes, yes, that's right - steak. It's just steak. Williamson's mum and I are just having a steak... at the Norman - she's.. I mean THEY'RE a taste sensation. I'm picking her up at 7. But yes it's definitely sex between us. You find me irresistable.
*phew*
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-09 19:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post has reached epic levels of dorkness.
Someone needs to call the Star Trek fans to clean this mess up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 19:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just sex? What is it exactly between you and I then?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 18:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New woman? Oh no, no, it's just sex. New woman indeed... silly girl.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 12:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooh.. wow... looked what I missed over the weekend.
Danger.. you have ANOTHER new woman? I thought we'd gone over that..
And Rawg.. you have a somewhat undefinable way with word...
Williamson.. good luck getting something in exchange for your mom!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 03:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Night Crystle,
night Rad,
night Thorpe,
night c1ndy.
I'm going home. Beer Rad? My shout..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:44:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:21:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:12:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm talking Williamson's mum out on Friday night for some meat.. I mean pork, no, no, steak.
*phew* nice save Danger.
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are you going to make williamson call you dad when you and his mum get it on?
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No, but I'll be asking his mum who's HER daddy..
--=-=-=--=--=--=-
The beginning of your own demise. Her dad hasn't spoken to her in years and she'll get emotional and cry etc etc. You can have my mum DR but I told you I DEMAND something in return. Fuck man, you must have a neice or a younger cousin/sister or something!
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My youngest sister is probably your mum's age - could've gone to school together..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
<insert ambiguous quasi-flirting statement here with distant hopeful desire for you to message me offering to come visit and have casual sex with me>
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She IS a vision, isn't she Rawg? She is even more beautiful than something really, really beautiful.
if there were a Quasimoda on this site I'm sure they'd -2 your review for unfair generalizations.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:21:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:12:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm talking Williamson's mum out on Friday night for some meat.. I mean pork, no, no, steak.
*phew* nice save Danger.
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are you going to make williamson call you dad when you and his mum get it on?
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No, but I'll be asking his mum who's HER daddy..
--=-=-=--=--=--=-
The beginning of your own demise. Her dad hasn't spoken to her in years and she'll get emotional and cry etc etc. You can have my mum DR but I told you I DEMAND something in return. Fuck man, you must have a neice or a younger cousin/sister or something!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<insert ambiguous quasi-flirting statement here with distant hopeful desire for you to message me offering to come visit and have casual sex with me>
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, but I'll be asking his mum who's HER daddy..
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm talking Williamson's mum out on Friday night for some meat.. I mean pork, no, no, steak.
*phew* nice save Danger.
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are you going to make williamson call you dad when you and his mum get it on?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm talking Williamson's mum out on Friday night for some meat.. I mean pork, no, no, steak.
*phew* nice save Danger.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ol' Crystle. What a champ.
Oh and congrats on being such a looker as to get on most heated.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-08 18:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! Heat!! Hi Crystle *blush* ...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-08 12:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight Johnboy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-08 11:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight Thropy
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-08 11:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
G'night uber.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 04:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 20:23:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I forgot. c1ndy, I have feelings, and this whole 'minger' is starting to take its toll. Last night I tossed and turned and had a very restless night worrying whether c1ndy really thought I was a minger..
Hey, Rad, it's Saturday. What day is it over there? Oh, I'm sorry..
*snigger* I said 'tossed'.
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That's exactly what a minger would say. x
Did you see our Nationstates Victory? We awesomely invaded Uberia and took over their sorry little region as a colony of the mighty ubersite.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-07 01:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*yawn*
Oh, the beginning of the last work day of the week!
Oh Friday, ye vile temptress, teasing me with promises of freedom from the rut of my work life.
Oh, whats that, Its 2pm saturday over there, isn't it?
Bugger off.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-07 01:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gorgeous! can i stay in your room in orlando?
just kidding, i cant go- gotta work. very pretty though!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-07 00:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
frunken frat boys suck my left nut
except i lost it in a bar fight
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-05-06 23:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-06 22:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just in...
apparently I have a 6 B rating..
good to know. Always wondered
Happy frunkness boys..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 21:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:30:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Question:
What does it mean if I am holding onto the grass to keep from falling off the world?
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You're frunk again. *hic* I got frunk last night after talking to my kids and getting depressed. Didn't take much - 'bout a six pack, I have a low tolerence to alcophol...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 20:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I forgot. c1ndy, I have feelings, and this whole 'minger' is starting to take its toll. Last night I tossed and turned and had a very restless night worrying whether c1ndy really thought I was a minger..
Hey, Rad, it's Saturday. What day is it over there? Oh, I'm sorry..
*snigger* I said 'tossed'.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 20:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.. still heated. God, you're a fucking knockout. How do you type a wolf-whistle I wonder...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-06 18:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smile keeps getting better
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-06 18:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAAAAAAAAAAAAH BEARS.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eeeeeeeeeeehh Bob...
(every time I see the name Bob, I think of the SNL Bears skit...)
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least my campers are entertaining...
Too bad I didn't get to say goodbye to Danger..
Anyone else still here?
I guess much like Hasselhoff and Germany I can now say "well, I'm big in Australia"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
morning Rad and Thorpe and D_M and Crystle.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 04:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im hung over
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-06 04:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh, Telstra. So much fun to deal with.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-06 04:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm awake
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you D_R.
You are at your week end, and I am 3 hours into my Thursday shift.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Uber, Crystle included, breath a collective sigh of relief, and remind each other to ring Telstra the complete fucking bastards and bribe them again to stall Danger's account transfer. Meanwhile, Danger's children, realising it's Friday, hide under their beds and nervously chew their nails...*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gone. Knock off time. Home to NO FUCKING INTERNET BECAUSE TELSTRA ARE COMPLETE FUCKING BASTARDS!!!! This weekend I'm gonna run my little blokes around a tennis court and teach them some tough love. When their little tears start rolling down their little cheeks because I'm serving to hard I'm just going to laugh maniacally and start hitting forehands at their little bodies. "It's hot Dad, can we sit down in the shade and have a drink?" they will whinge. "Take a lap, fellas." I'll respond. "Then give me fifty." Of course I'll first have to chase them down at their mother's house as they run around screaming, "Mum!!!! Please don't let him take us!! Pleeeeease!!!"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Question:
What does it mean if I am holding onto the grass to keep from falling off the world?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job. I haven't obtained 1608 hits in my whole 1 1/2 year uber career. I'm a sad monkey.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vernacular for "all tapped out"
after placing the spigot into the bunghole, the cask is quickly trained.
All tapped out.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tapped?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im tapped.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, no.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take your obvious misspelling of never as proof of your gheyness.
So, uh, wanna watch my pole?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was nevar gay - I'M AN AUSTRALIAN!!! But he is a bit of a fox..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When you were gay, did you find Zaphod Beeblebrox attractive?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, no - not me. *drops shirt and kicks it under desk* I had a dream last night that the head you can see just to her right is hers as well 'cause she's a siamese twin and.. well... nevermind...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You ever go out with a woman, have her hanging on you the whole evening, and then when you get home to your dreary apartment alone just sit in the dark and smell your shirt where your two scents had intermingled?
No?
Me neither.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You noticed too??! She's wearing the same turtleneck though.. which is okay, 'cause I bet she never smells yuck.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG HER HAIR CHANGED SINCE YESTERDAY
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She sure is pretty - even prettier than Mike..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to write Hitchhikers from memory casting me as arthur dent.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hitchhikers!!! ... oh, sorry, I'm off.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
desperately*
And D_R will never scare me off.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 02:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad1101 arose blearily, thinking he must have a hangover. Was he drinking? Oh yes, the pub. Rad looked out the window and saw a bulldozer. "Yellow" he thought to himself, and he walked to the the bathroom to shave. What was it he was arguing over last night that he got so pissed? Oh well, it'll work itself out. These things always do.
After shaving Rad put some toothpaste on his brush and looked at his tounge. "Yellow" he thought to himself, and that thought desparetly tried to find something to cling to. Fifteen seconds later Rad Dent was lying in the mud in front of a large yellow bulldozer that was advancing up the cottage path.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, sorry, I'll leave. You are the most beeeautiful girl on Uber.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AH! Danger!! Do you have to scare all the boy toys away?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I have to hit you.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:13:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
not good when your nose comes in contact with your upper lip.
Im just sayin........
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*sigh* So many people to dust up, so little time.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, thanks Method..
It's an angle thing. I hadn't even noticed that before...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not good when your nose comes in contact with your upper lip.
Im just sayin........
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W-w-wha..? *turns knob - click!* Oh you fucking bastard.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, fool, it was unlocked yesterday.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay then...
...Had? Can you open the door now?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Relax, sparky.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gggrrrrrr.. you again. You better not have touched her Had.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Getting kinda cold over here. Can we pan the picture down as the heat drops?
Heh heh.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Err, that was a real pic. Pick one yourself, they're all shit.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh... I guess I do owe you something for the heat...
Post something. or send a real pic... or something.
or I guess you could pick an old post
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grey. Now, remembering that you are now obligated to me for getting you on most heated, how's about we meet up in Orlando Florida, Brisbane and kiss on the first date. After that we could retire to my den of iniquity and... we.. could.. well, nevermind. I've another idea. You must rate one of my posts twenty gazillion trillion times until I get on most heated.
Ranking is neither here nor there, but I would prefer +2's. Gosh you're purdy..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I noticed that..
I was wondering where the odor had come from.. Thanks for taking care of it...and you're hair is oddly shiney..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, we've got so much in common - I washed mine as well. In fact, I'm still washing it, left the conditioner in by mistake, running late for work an' all. Rad and I stayed up late and got frunk.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh- never mind....
I see you were just catching up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why, Hi there Ranger...
I missed all of that? Where did it take place?
And well, I washed my hair..thanks for noticing?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:52:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha D_M
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Fuck you Thorpe. And Thorpe fell out of the time machine and was dead.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:08:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think he caught that.
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Don't miss a trick, motherfuck.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:39:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent stalking Rad, Thorpe and Danger_Minger.
First one to sleep is a loser.
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'RANGER' DAGNAMIT!!! I stayed awake all night, so I win. I just had to go home is all, where I'm STILL FUCKING WAITING FOR FUCKING TELSTRA TO FUCKING NUT OUT MY FUCKING CABLE - CUNTS!!!!!! HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT FUCKING BE??!!!!!!!!! TRANSFER MY FUCKING ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... but I did stay awake all night - promise. *fingers crossed and laughing smarmily to self - he-he, gullible dickheads..*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that.
Instead of the guinness record for lack of sleep how about:
Record for most guinesses drunken without passing out?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:16:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
guinnesses.
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Geni-arse.
Morning Crystle, have you done something with your hair? It looks different today.. *blush*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, thorpe, you're a doll
Even if you look 16...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
SLEEP
HELP
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:08:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I lose by the way, I fell asleep.
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hahah lightweight!
No Guiness records for you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lose by the way, I fell asleep.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god im tired
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Darn it, Rad... I seem to keep missing you...
Well.. have a drink for me.
Get as Frunk as you want...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG im frunk
only 8 hours until I have to awake
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess what Im doing right now?
And for you, hadley.
Don't make me bust a cap.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:08:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
1158, you retread.
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Don't make me hurt you, sparky.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How's the drinking coming there, Rad?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1158, you retread.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy 1100 hits, kiddo
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your impressed c1ndy..
I'm impressed! Wow.. thank you guys for not having any more duels while I was away...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm impressed you are both still reviewing.
Thorpe: Leave your work number- I'll ring you in sick.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck me, never mind.
I woke up at 9pm local, 12midnight uber, 1pm yours I take it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I awoke around 1PM Las Vegas time yesterday then
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have 8:09 am here in Las Vegas, and I probably awoke at the same time you did.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
12:20
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 09:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's 11:20 on Thursday night, c1ndy. Wrong side of the dateline.
http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_20490.shtml
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done Rad and Thorpe.
Thorpe- I have no sympathy.... if you will chose to live in the land where the water goes down the plug the wrong way you have to expect some consequences. (It's probably Saturday or something in oz, huh?)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I realize I'm hardly an attractive woman, my post needs love too....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65676
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have an unfair advantage.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
45 minutes until I leave work and go home.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm awake too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have green eyes, am tallish, and I think Mrs. Rad may approve.
Damn this blonde hair! Oh, wait.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have green eyes, and i'm tall, and in my early twenties, damn this blonde hair.
I dont think Mrs Fabit would approve though :(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's Crystle?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor poor Crystle - this post has been hijacked.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
guinnesses.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that.
Instead of the guinness record for lack of sleep how about:
Record for most guinesses drunken without passing out?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why stop at one day? .... there must be a guiness world record you could attempt. I will be the official ajudicator.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now look what you've made me do, c1ndy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 06:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, Rad, but the assignment was due today (it's 8 PM Brissie time now), so obviously I didn't have the willpower to do it the night before. Now it's late, and I'm incurring penalties, I'll be able to do it.
But then I have work, which should be fun on no sleep.
I vote we review this post every hour on the hour to see who's still awake.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you barely made 0300 local time yesterday.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OKay....
I do not have to be at work tomorrow until 0100 hours Ubertime 2005-05-06.
so I really don't neet to catch any sleep until 2000 hours Ubertime.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am gonna have to do an all nighter for an assignment anyway - I can be on until... 1900 hours Uber time.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:42:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a contest to me.
I will be awake until 1500hours uber time.
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Looks like fighting talk.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am gonna have to do an all nighter for an assignment anyway - I can be on until... 1900 hours Uber time.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a contest to me.
I will be awake until 1500hours uber time.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent stalking Rad, Thorpe and Danger_Minger.
First one to sleep is a loser.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 05:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think he caught that.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha D_M
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiiilllllllllllllllmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:38:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that Ranger is locked out (silly Aussie), I'm gonna think about crawling into bed...
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+2 for this exchange alone. Now to read the rest.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take one of your Coronas. Thin lime wedge please.
Thanks.
It's Cinco de Mayo, you know.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we'll look together, Rad. It'll be like some kind of 'stalker's vigil'. Wanna beer?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 02:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can take over looking at the picture here, unless you want to do it with me.
Rads_wife sends her regards D_M
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 02:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, hey, heat - excellent. Now you're obligated to me. I really gotta stop looking at your picture and start doing some work.
Try tearing your eyes away from mine, it's for the best.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 02:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, no, I think she interested but I consider Rad a friend. He is my favourite Americunt.. well, was..
*blush*
... I offered him top dollar for those pups, I was gonna make a soup - no wastage, 'cept the entrails.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm.. I hope he used real potatoes and not the boxed kind
You already emailed her? What, there is something going on THERE too?!?
Danger, you might just be TOO much for me
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:43:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah.. Danger! Be nice to Rad..
He has to give away the Meep meeps soon..
Also.. Rads_Wife might be lurking so he won't REALLY be up to anything..
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Already emailed her. He told me he ate those pups, made some kind of sheperds pie..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah.. Danger! Be nice to Rad..
He has to give away the Meep meeps soon..
Also.. Rads_Wife might be lurking so he won't REALLY be up to anything..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem*
+2?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Huh? What?
Sorry about that, old bean.
Merely the alcohol talking.
carry on.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* Right Rad, outside. You first fella..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:42:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
WILMA? Ranger... you have another woman?
no wonder you're so tired...
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He's only tired because he's old.
I, on the other hand, can handle all the womenz...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, yes, I AM pretty hot. No, not Merlina, and not my wife.. she left me. It's my friend Earnst, who cross-dresses. But we're not together, oh no, he's married to Katarina.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, aren't you just the thing!
AND YET ANOTHER WOMAN!?! I KNOW that isn't Merlina...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh. I'm not afraid of HadToBeDone, I'm an Australian! I have posted a link to a photo of myself in the reviews of the following, bastard left me out..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65311
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't let Had find you..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll wait out front.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As soon as I can locate that on a map, danger dear..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*slumps shoulders* Merlina's not interested... she's hooked up with some chap that's all wrong for her... but she promised me it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm an amputee and have a colostomy bag... so I went back to my wife.
Were going to meet in Orlando Florida, Brisbane - remember?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D'oh!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You bet. I left Wilma for Merlina.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno, Ranger..
Suddenly I feel like we're an ocean apart....
It's over with Wilma? You expect me to believe that?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:42:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
WILMA? Ranger... you have another woman?
no wonder you're so tired...
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*leaning head against door* Crystle? Are you okay? Has that bounder... 'touched' you?? If that scoundrel has laid one finger on you I'll THRASH HIM TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE!!!! It's over between me and Wilma, I promise...
Crystle?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WILMA? Ranger... you have another woman?
no wonder you're so tired...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiiilllllllllllllllmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that Ranger is locked out (silly Aussie), I'm gonna think about crawling into bed...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:32:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd cover my eyes, but it's like a trainwreck..
only it's a duel with emu beaks...
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Yes, yes, it's the same but different somehow.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:31:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let us head outside, Ranger.....
You go first.
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Hey! Stop looking at my arse.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd cover my eyes, but it's like a trainwreck..
only it's a duel with emu beaks...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let us head outside, Ranger.....
You go first.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:05:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:53:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pistols at dawn, HadToBeDone. How's Orlando Florida, Brisbane for you? I'll meet you out front. I'll bring the pistols, don't worry, yours will be loaded, I promise... really.
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Negative, sir! We will duel, using the sharpened beaks of baby emus!
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Your call, HadToBeDone. Having said that, dueling rules, and there are many variants, typically leave the choice of weapon to the challenged, and you challenged me. It's your funeral Nancyboy, so I shan't argue. Might I just add that I was the Gold medalist at the Munich Olympics for emu beaking, and I shall cut you bad motherfuck.
Crystle, sit tight, my love, and it's probably best you turn away when I shishkobab this pup.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emu Beaks?
Hahahahahaha...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:53:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pistols at dawn, HadToBeDone. How's Orlando Florida, Brisbane for you? I'll meet you out front. I'll bring the pistols, don't worry, yours will be loaded, I promise... really.
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Negative, sir! We will duel, using the sharpened beaks of baby emus!
Have at you!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna end up dueling Ranger for this fine lass....
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Pistols at dawn, HadToBeDone. How's Orlando Florida, Brisbane for you? I'll meet you out front. I'll bring the pistols, don't worry, yours will be loaded, I promise... really.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna end up dueling Ranger for this fine lass....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks again, Danger...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, you're speechless again..
Anyway, better get back to work, little wonder I always feel snowed under. You're a fucking knockout, over and out.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh............
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:05:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
a little experimentation now and then doesn't harm anyone..
and someone had to stretch your horizons..
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You call it a 'horizon' over there??
... my neck hurts.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHOA!
A head without no body! How do you get around?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a little experimentation now and then doesn't harm anyone..
and someone had to stretch your horizons..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:35:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.. poor Ranger, the lack of oxygen to you head has confused you..
I'm smoking... I don't smoke...
Ta for the generous offer, though..
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Nor do I, 'cept after.. well... nevermind. As for the lack of oxygen to my brain, I TOLD you I didn't go in for that weird-arse aphixiation fetish malarky but noooooooo, you insisted.
You're smoking alright..
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
very cute
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'm a little flustered too..
That should be lack of oxygen to youR brain...(to clarify)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.. poor Ranger, the lack of oxygen to you head has confused you..
I'm smoking... I don't smoke...
Ta for the generous offer, though..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know - you're exhausted. Wanna cigarette?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger...
My words fail me
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're flattered - I'm spent.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you Ranger.. I'm flattered..
When I finally get DownUnda, I'll look up this Orlando Brisbane place you speak of..
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Awwwwwwww cute smile.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a cigarette..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG, I have looked into the eyes of self pleasure..
Orlando Florida, Brisbane?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 20:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D'oh! Thorpe - eyes of an eagle man.. I didn't even see that! (well, 'til just now)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-04 19:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forced to do this.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha...
nope ... not even close..
I'm an american mutt (meaning mostly a mix of various european ethnicities)... English, French, German,little Irish, scottish, and yeah, some of the obligatory American indian, but only the tiniest bit.
And Mikethescottish..I've been told I should be a shampoo model, whatever that means.. thanks!
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:04:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look mediteranean. Are you Method's long lost daughter?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blimey!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look mediteranean. Are you Method's long lost daughter?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed you ARE a cutie.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:32:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
The joys of being an independant woman.. I don't have to bang guys for their money. I get to choose.
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Good news for me, I'm flat broke.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your cute,
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I detect a devilish twinkle in your eye....and that is awesome.
Hopin I get to see ya in Orlando.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you have fine hair. I like fine hair.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know who I'm stalking next time I go up to northern california.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty... the teeth if nothing else should tell you I'm American.
Yeah..good ol' California girl here, although I was in London in the 70's...but I was itsy bitsy then
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look suspiciously familiar. Please tell me your an American. Otherwise worlds will collide. Berty would not be happy if his worlds collide and his past comes screaming after him in the night.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy.. you may be cooler and richer... but how the hell are you supposed to be a boy toy when you're older, richer, and intelligent?
Beautiful and stupid.
The joys of being an independant woman.. I don't have to bang guys for their money. I get to choose.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where the hell is the Uber directory anyway?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 16:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am the complete opposite of that request. But believe me when I tell you that I am way cooler- and richer- than that specimen you desire.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you look ok to me babe ,nice teeth.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:41:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't blame yourself dear. It happens. I have no control over it. Women want me, men want to BE me. Some days I wish I could just turn it off, but alas, it is my cross and I must bear it.
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Personally, I want to be IN you. The jury's still out on whether I prefer anal penetration, skull-fucking you, or going the more original route and fashioning a pocket-pussy out of your pancreas using this big kitchen knife I'm holding.
No offense, eh? I'm sure you don't need your pancreas THAT much.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmm.. what options you give me, Shlongy...
Maybe I'll just take it toned, 6'3, dark hair, green eyes, early 20's... and all the rest.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't blame yourself dear. It happens. I have no control over it. Women want me, men want to BE me. Some days I wish I could just turn it off, but alas, it is my cross and I must bear it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, how would you like it from Shlongy...fast and quick...hard and long...or perhaps just a face basting?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I..uh...a real woman...I don't know what to do...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Teeph... you shore do have a way with wurds 'n' stuff.. 'nuff to make a girl swoon on ya
*Swoon*
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are remarkably normal looking. Congrats.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:47:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad.... if I weren't some kind of whore, what would I have in common with the rest of Uber?
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Cute picture but you may want to re-word this. Might not go over real well.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who are you again?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Camwhore - Auto +2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So pretty!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw.. thanks Assholy!
Rad.... if I weren't some kind of whore, what would I have in common with the rest of Uber?
Donovan.. shucks, now I KNOW I'm special!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lurker to attention whore in 45 short days.
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Hey, I decided I liked her a long time ago.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:42:41 EDT (#)
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But you already saw UberDirectory 4, I just forgot to add your picture. Hold on, let me re do it!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65388
*zip*
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:41:56 EDT (#)
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meh.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lurker to attention whore in 45 short days.
Congratulations!
Welcome to the club!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:39:57 EDT (#)
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Camwhore - Auto +2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:39:01 EDT (#)
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You got a pretty mouth boy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:38:58 EDT (#)
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You are pretty. Enjoy your lifetime supply of +2's.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-05-04 14:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello pretty lady!