Still waiting for Uberdirectory 4 (camwhore) (7827 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.25 on 467 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Crystle <crystlesun.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-04 14:37:33 EDT
Apparently, how I look is essential to decision making for some folks here. (You know who you are)
And, since the Uberdirectory 4 is still not up, despite many promises, I forced to do this.
Also.. momentum for Ubercon Orlando (also known as my crappy business trip in June) is picking up.
See for yourself: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65582
And now... my first attempt CAMWHORE!!
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-27 13:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You would have gotten MY vote. :) (in reference to http://www.ubersite.com/m/76158)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-10-29 22:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNBANG CHRYSLER!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-25 15:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
463 reviews? 464 now.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this the first time?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bump
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a classic post in many ways.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-14 18:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had no idea you were hot!! OMG what have i been doing!!
Oh I know
*fwap fwap*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:38:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
7 days
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THAT'S MY LINE!!!
or really caul's.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7 days
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll miss you, broadly grinning camwhore....
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-03 19:52:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's in Melbourne?
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I don't know, nothing particular.
That's why it was so strange.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-03 06:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just felt a strong and unexplainable urge to move to Melbourne.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-03 06:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bunch of nerds
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:25:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Four fifty-ONE IS THE LONELIEST number that you'll ever do....
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I bet you've waited a while for this.
Trust me, he has.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Four fifty-ONE IS THE LONELIEST number that you'll ever do....
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I bet you've waited a while for this.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Four fifty-ONE IS THE LONELIEST number that you'll ever do....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
450!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-19 12:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this old post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-07-19 12:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I is back, and that means this post is too
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yawn.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Cookie has not reviewed this - and I am surprised
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-29 21:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHATS THSI DAVE BULLSHIT i AM BRIAN
-Dave
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 07:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I TAKE IT OUR TURGID INTERNET LOVE AFFAIR IS OVER?!
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Go home Dave. She's my wife now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 06:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I TAKE IT OUR TURGID INTERNET LOVE AFFAIR IS OVER?!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We didn't miss you, Hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look totally different than when I was stalking you in Vegas.
HAR HAR I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH THE REST OF THEM SO I DROVE OUT AND DIDN'T SAY HI!!!@
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-02-21 04:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my new boobs are leaking.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my tummy hurts
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-19 05:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have had a horrible headache since I woke up.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't believe I missed this post.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you've gotten enough compliments already.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-15 03:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know a chick who looks just like you.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-02 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this the first time?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-02 22:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've noticed this post is dangerously under-reviewed.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PAUL BUNYON HAS NOTHING ON PECOS BILL
HE RODE CYCLONES AND SHIT.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81835#1766753
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i remember you...you're the one who lives in Hayward, kinda near my family's old farm on
Washington St
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now imagine if there was cleavage attached to that face.....
Oh wait. There is.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Until further review: 8 1/2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pertiful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did THIS piece of shit make a comeback?
PS. Any interest in inhaling my pole?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great smile, love to see my face planted on it!
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
your pic is the only reason i gave this post a positive rating.
Nice hair, bright eyes, awesome smile! You're getting a solid 8 from me.
from one beautiful person to another, stay pretty.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-14 20:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5000 Hits.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-10 00:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised we weren't banned.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-09 23:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
BUT THEYLL NEVER TAKE OUR CAMWHORES
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mentadent?
What did I do? What did I do wrong?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
COLGATE?!?!?!?!
Damn you Hadley!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Them's some pearly pearlies. Do you use Colgate whitening toothpaste?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:21:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
so by my reasoning, i would have to see your boobs and not comment on them. i haven't found them yet. maybe you can help with that.
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You REALLY need to change your name to Boobsling. It fits. It really does.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets make babies
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG did u guys hear about Urbane?
apparently, she's been BANNED?!?!?!?!?!?111?!?!1
oh noes drama!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so by my reasoning, i would have to see your boobs and not comment on them. i haven't found them yet. maybe you can help with that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cute. I might add. And I'm no carpet muncher either.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're cute what the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-24 12:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait.. Williamson, are you banned, or unbanned? was that a stutter, or an intentional double negative?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
REALLY?!?!?!?!
I didn't think it would actually work!!
Submitted by Akira (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*tear*
UN-UNBANNED.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-24 01:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO UNBANNED
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-24 00:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So let's see, I guess I need to lobby for the unbanning of rad, thorpe, williamson, and (I suppose) fatmantpk.
Fuck, I'm gonna be busy.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-22 02:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unban me
*weeps*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-02 11:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like what you've done with this post, Crystle.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-02 10:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haven't I seen you guys somewhere before, rad, williamson and danger?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-31 19:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Review #400
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give us a kiss? You like girls, right?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why haven't i camped on this post while drunk, declaring love and other things?
How bizarre. (Di ni ni, how bizarre, how bizarre)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-07 18:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:14:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow Crystle, you're adorable!
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meh, she's alright I guess... for a complete babe.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen a picture like this before. Are you a TWIN????
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow Crystle, you're adorable!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So many pearly whites in that smile....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a nice post.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how many thousands of hits and ratings this will eventually get...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 02:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss this post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am danger ranger
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BAKING BITCH!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger is Spartacus.
hehe
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am danger ranger
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cafepress.com/neg2die
What is this I just stumbled upon on the internet?
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Thats Jay Pegs
He made those so he could have women's thongs when he came here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. I'm too cool.
But Danger_Ranger is a beekeeper.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'll be fucked....
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU??????
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, forgive an old German with his shaky hand and poor eyesight, won't you?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Danger_Ranger.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No you're not fuckface.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Saxon.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what all the alters say.
Hmmm...how can we prove your non-alter status?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT AN ALTER!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMGWTFBBQ!!111oneoneone!
You are an alter, posting a camwhore ofter only a few posts!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHENANIGANS! I saw this picture months ago! I think it was http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISASTER
XU'S BITCHES DON'T WANNA COME
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 06:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cafepress.com/neg2die
What is this I just stumbled upon on the internet?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, out of the ten names I gave only 5 were Aussie.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 04:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone of those names except jenny, clarke, shane, and mel are teh weird.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Xu, Yuyu and Eri are Australian names now?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Donovan and I saw this on recently reviewed and clicked it.
ps. I masturbated to this post. You have been warned.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:15:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
ooh, zing.
Oi, tomorrow night down at the Greystone (the bar under my place). Xu, Vivi, Jenny, Yuyu, Hinton, Clarke, Teagan, Shane, Mel (Teagan's friend), Eri and myself... Coming? (You probably know this already but just making sure.) """
My god could those names be anymore australian?
BOWLED WAAAARNEY!
STFU GILCHRIST YOU PRICK!
etc
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooh, zing.
Oi, tomorrow night down at the Greystone (the bar under my place). Xu, Vivi, Jenny, Yuyu, Hinton, Clarke, Teagan, Shane, Mel (Teagan's friend), Eri and myself... Coming? (You probably know this already but just making sure.)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what your mum wants you to think.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-11 03:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm son of william.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-11 02:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im rad
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 02:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm bored.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you all...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 07:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*cries*
Strumpet 1: Danger, you wanna watch me go down on Strumpet 2?
Me: meh, teh Wallabies are playing tomorrow night so I think I need some sleep.
Strumpet 2: Awww, c'mon, sexpot, fuck her doggie style and eat me while I lie on her back..
Me: But there's the game tomorrow...
Strumpets: Pulleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasssssssssssssssssse, hotstuff, do us now, like just before..
Me: Can i eat some baked beans and feign interest?
Strumpets: Oh yes you can, multiple-man, but no waxing lyrical about detention centres and why the fuck eddie jones made the Wallabies train at sea level for a week when they were going to play at altitude...
Me: 'k............ although you girls with the adlibbing in unison are freaking me out a little.... it's very Stepford Wives........
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:00:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
So you boys got through a six-pack which you prolly watered down with lemonade.
thorpe and williamson=ROCK!
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I was too busy hitting on Japanese girls to drink much...
You remember what it's like to have some sort of success with women, don't you DR?
Sure you're a sexless divorcee now... but there must have been one point in your life when women didn't shun you off constantly.... years and years and years ago.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also watered down my six pack with other people's beer.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watered down my six pack with wine and sake.
And Williamson, I have no idea about the other people's beer.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 06:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you boys got through a six-pack which you prolly watered down with lemonade.
thorpe and williamson=ROCK!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oi Thorpe... who brought the Power's Gold beers to my place on Sunday? 'Cause I'm kinda drinking the last one now and should probably know who's going to be bitching to me about it soon.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember my first chat with Crystycryst: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63584
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Crystle...
Siren was way cooler but now she's gone... EMO!!!!
Although she's been reviewing tonight... and she quits her job on my birthday...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-29 04:50:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
it fucking died.
and she never talks to us anymore anyway
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She talks to me all the time, mainly 'bout why she never talks to you guys anymore...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post sucks.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-29 04:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it fucking died.
and she never talks to us anymore anyway.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-29 04:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been waiting for another review here for a while...
What's happening fellas!?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-18 06:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cowbell needs more.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 19:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind
Er hat den Knaben wohl in den Arm
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm
Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht?
Siehst Vater Du den Erlkönig nicht?
Der Erlkönig mit Kron' und Schweif?
Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif
Mein liebes Kind, komm spiel' mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel' ich mit dir
Manch bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand
Mein Vater, mein Vater un hörest Du nicht
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?
Sei ruhig, bleib' ruhig mein Kind
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind
Willst feiner Knabe du mit mir gehn?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein
Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter an düsterem Ort?
Mein Sohn, mein, Sohn, ich seh' es genau
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau
Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch' ich Gewalt
Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leid getan!
Dem Vater grauset, er reitet geschwind
Er hält in den Armen das ächzende Kind
Erreicht den Hof mit Mühe und Not
In seine Armen das Kind war tot
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 07:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
teh night crew at work.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-11 07:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the fuck? why does this have 300+ reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 07:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiel mit mir?
Bitte?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ich spiele zwolfe jahre alt.
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this means:
I play with 12 year olds.
Literal translation is:
I Play 12 year old.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:25:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
My mistake, I misread jahre for junge.
I guess he plays with 12 year olds of all sexes.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized taht Thorpy told us, in German, that he plays with 12 year old boys.
WTF
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TF?
I just literally said the first German garbled rubbish that came into my mind from when I learnt it six years ago.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's WTF in German?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh the memorys! I remember this cheeky little post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My mistake, I misread jahre for junge.
I guess he plays with 12 year olds of all sexes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized taht Thorpy told us, in German, that he plays with 12 year old boys.
WTF
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-11 06:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hail Satan!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-11 05:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 days without reviews? What the shit is this?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-07 22:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's this then? I don't believe we've been introduced..
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-07 22:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Resurrection!
Comment #333!!!!!
I'm halfway to evil....
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahnd wuth thart Rud ahnd Wulliamson luffed ahnd luffed..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vurry wull, Ah mught udd, emanicatud controlluh.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ich spiele zwolfe jahre alt.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so telling her what you said
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aber, Crystle kein haben Kuhglocke! Sie Benötigt Kuhglocken!
???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nichts
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Benötigt mehr Kuhglocke
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more reviews.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-05 06:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'THIS', is the future Mrs Ranger.
She's so lucky an' all...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-05 06:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-05 06:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe how little attention this post has gotten. It's like a ghosttown here.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-04 01:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-02 11:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Crystle's House of Tacos"?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
choco tacos taste good.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"i want your taco flavored kisses"
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no real reason to review this anymore.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how did I miss this post?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-07 19:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*blinks*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-04 01:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA! Ok, you guys made me laugh..
Thanks, I needed that....
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:35:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I've rated this before..
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-03 03:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I've rated this before..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shamone
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 04:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-02 03:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I've rated this before..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-02 02:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good thing you swooped in.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-02 00:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god! This nearly went 24 hours without a review!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-01 02:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dead horse*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw this on recently reviewed and thought I'd give it one more stroke, err, I mean +2.....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was me, I swear. Shit, bum, fuck, cunt, fuck. Ha!
I am creating a new site called Goober, and in order to establish a foothold in a cut-throat industry I have been sneaking in and peeing on Bart's server. I am a ruthless businesman I know, but I don't think anyone really minds, all the talk at the mo' seems to be about Goober anyways. Goobersadness, whores-at-work, - you just wait and see. People will come, motherfucks, people will come..
Hi Crystle *blush* ... how's the shin? Sorry I couldn't make it to the after party, but, well.. you know... yep, grounded..
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-31 22:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It wasn't me I swear.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 04:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who broke uber again?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-31 02:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll frop you hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-28 23:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, 300. Now drop it, please.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, right.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reviews.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
300 what?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a few more for 300.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit's getting old, kids....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:58:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
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You nancies made me puke.
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What disgusts me the most is since you've become single you're now technically a horny old man who writes about underage ghey-secks.
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It was only a reality check for your benefit. Your mum says hi.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
---------------------------------
You nancies made me puke.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
What disgusts me the most is since you've become single you're now technically a horny old man who writes about underage ghey-secks.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
---------------------------------
You nancies made me puke.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMERICA!
FUCK YEAH!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOO FAR!! JESUS CHRIST DANGER!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, nice work Matthew, name calling's not nice.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ol' Crystle. What a champ.
Oh and congrats on being such a hooker as to get on most heated.
=====================================================
William Robert! Why I never!
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I've been set-up damnit!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ol' Crystle. What a champ.
Oh and congrats on being such a hooker as to get on most heated.
=====================================================
William Robert! Why I never!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't, ah.. you know... 'hit' Crystle?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just spanked it to all this erotic fiction.
Bravo gheys, uh, I mean guys.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You went TOO far D_R. Too far!
That's utterly painful...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamsuck then woke up.
"U-uh... thank God for that, it was just a dream... girls germs - yucky."
The sleeping figure next to him stirred and a hand snaked out under the covers and tickled Williamsuck's thigh.
"You alright, honey?" Thorpe asked.
"Yeah baby... I just had a fucked up dream, is all. "
"Hel-lloooo Sailor, someone's at attention this morning!" Thorpe cooed.
"Roll over you saucy dick muppet."
God, I can't type anymore, I'm gonna puke.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Of course the two girls were looking at Williamson laying next to DR, knocked out from a shell from the final battle of the Rebel War.
For some reason Siren came along too, along with Wiki who has that hot librarian look to her.
The four girls took advantage of Williamson before he regained his consciousness and then he satisfied each one until they could no longer stand. DR's children ended up becoming underpaid TV stars on Home and Away.
FIN!"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was then that HadToBeDone realised that his erectile dysfunction was going to become his undoing, due to the world-wide shortage of viagra (thanks to Williamsuck and Pork - I mean Thorpe, buying it all to try and get hard in front of girls, a problem they never had with boys, or with each other.
Merlina and Crystle left Hadley sitting in the gutter, crying inconsolably, and turned to look at Danger.
"Well, he's stiff.." Said Merlina, biting her bottom lip.
"And dreamy.." Crystle sighed, touching herself. Well, maybe touching herself. I didn't actually see that bit but - well, I just assumed.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am i missing out on something here?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"And as the Rebel Wars came to an end, Danger_Ranger was met by his two vuluptuous lovers Merlina and Crystle.
Unfortunately, he had a cardiac arrest and Hadley took the girls home.
THE END"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your mum.
And Matthew and Thorpe fell out of the time machine and were dead. And ghey.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAAF
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, DR and his WAF
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, riiiiight...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I_H_A_K_F?
T_H_A_I_F?
R_H_A_M_M_F?
D_R_H_A_W_A_F?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't geddit..
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D_R_H_A_W_A_F
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:56:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave camp for one minute and D_R is ghey_ranging on Thorpe's ass.
Better than a sheep in New Zealand, I'd reckon.
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Yanks know that Kiwis love the woolly anus?
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Only those with a beastiality fetish, like Rad for example.
WAILF.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave camp for one minute and D_R is ghey_ranging on Thorpe's ass.
Better than a sheep in New Zealand, I'd reckon.
-==--=--=-==--=
Yanks know that Kiwis love the woolly anus?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-18 22:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.. when did all THIS happen?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I leave camp for one minute and D_R is ghey_ranging on Thorpe's ass.
Better than a sheep in New Zealand, I'd reckon.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:58:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
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Must be a pleasant change from biting it...
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I got nothing.
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Ooooowned. Now, *rubbing hands together fiendishly, getting blisters* I must deal with that despicable Hadley...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take you up on ending the silly war of words, but I wouldn't dream of turning this nice apartment into a retirement home for you mother.... <winks>
I'm off to bed, as al lsane people should be...
Aren't you all glad I resurrected this post?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
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Must be a pleasant change from biting it...
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I got nothing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:51:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
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*fluffs pillow*
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*digs ditch for a fireplace*
===========================
*uses latrine*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
---------------
Must be a pleasant change from biting it...
Hey, Hadley old chum. Listen, I'm a big enough man to say let's put a stop to this nonsense. Fighting over a girl, even one as comely as Crystle, is destroying our friendship. If you would be so kind as to email me your address, I shall send over a lady of the night, at my expense and your convenience, (preferably BEFORE Orlando) as recompense for my part in this stupidity. And she won't have the clap, I promise. Promise.
*crosses fingers, rubs hands together fiendishly, grins an evil smile, and glances quickly over each shoulder for spies of HadToBeDone*
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
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*fluffs pillow*
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*digs ditch for a fireplace*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to put some pacifico in the icebox when I get home.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring it Gramps. By the time you get done swimming, I'll be back at work....
Be careful of the hip, though. It's a bitch to get the titanium ones replaced.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*fluffs pillow*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll get you for this, Hadley, by God I will. *rubs hands together fiendishly* .... I just have to come up with a plan, is all..
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:57:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching you Hadley...
---------------
So I'll see you in Orlando....?
Oh, wait, WE won't....
Smooches, D_R.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've only got cold Dos Equis - sorry.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I am going to begin drinking on the job.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beer Rad? My shout..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching you Hadley...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sets up camp*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's great to know this will be in the Directory.
Oh look, back on MRR!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Site and layout © 2005 Ubersite.com -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass"
Bart now owns your soul
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute. You are assured a lifetime of +2's with that photo. Nice job.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:17:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
How pretty IS Williamson, exactly?
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Ah, being a swarthy, hetro Australian male, I'm not really qualified to answer that, but I will say that, considering I'm taking his mum out tomorrow night, I sure as hell hope he get's his looks from his Dad.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know.... something about that seems a little fishy to me, Ranger...
and what's up Bills butt?
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No, no, there's nothing going on. Williamson's mum and I are just 'friends'... truth be known, I find her a little, well, immature.
What's up Bill's butt? His Daddy's man gravy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 21:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-11 21:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*cough*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-10 10:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-10 09:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rating the poster today, but in effect I'm also rating the post.
Or something.
I don't know. M
aybe it's quantum.
I think I need a little lie-down now...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-10 03:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Saxon's getting his groove on.
Look out DR.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 02:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um my AIM is CelibatePistol if you care to add me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saxon.. thanks. I'm not sure I could stop you anyhow...
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can i be attracted to Crystel she looks good enough to eat.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh! The young age and gain experience so early these days. im jelious.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:09:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhhhhhh the cute new girl. Ahem Williamson arnt you a bit young for this lady. ill tell your mom ;)
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I've had women basically her age before mate. Besides, I'm not attracted to Crystle that way (sorry Crystle).
She looks too much like my aunt. The spitting image. It'd just be wierd.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohhhhhhhhh the cute new girl. Ahem Williamson arnt you a bit young for this lady. ill tell your mom ;)
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've come from 13 year old boy-child to Sir Williamson, the knight in Shining Armour in just a few minutes.
***
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
~~
and what's up Bills butt?
***
I suppose this is a bit chatty, but I am trying to save this from the wastelands of No.11 Most Heated.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahahaha...
Thanks Sir Williamson!
sigh.. a night in shining armor...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.aim.com/
There you go people, just download and let this thing die, like terri shaivo.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:02:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah.. well, I had to throw in the smiley.
I didn't want a bunch of angry Aussie's tracking me down in defense...
Oh... I'll stop there
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Don't worry. You've made me feel much too insecure and lonesome for me to do that now. Watch out for D_R however. He can be a bit of a "predator" if you know what i mean.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah.. well, I had to throw in the smiley.
I didn't want a bunch of angry Aussie's tracking me down in defense...
Oh... I'll stop there
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
~~~
no. I didn't think you were 13.. I did, however, think you looked that young :-)
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You're lucky you threw in that smiley. Smileys, by internet law, forgive all potential insults. :p
Although, i can't help but feel insecure now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or fruit.
either way...
no. I didn't think you were 13.. I did, however, think you looked that young :-)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:46:34 EDT (#)
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Surely not OLD friut, Williamson!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:27:31 (#)
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Hmmm.. let's see...
should I make you guess?
I'm evil, I know...But that evil? No..
I'm 28
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Just a sec... you assumed you could have possibly been of parentable age to me after seeing my pic. Did you think i was 13? Good god!
My self-confidence has been withered away like so many pieces of old fruit.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:27:31 EDT (#)
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Hmmm.. let's see...
should I make you guess?
I'm evil, I know...But that evil? No..
I'm 28
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:19:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:16:31 (#)
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whew...
So I'm NOT old enough to be your mom. That's a relief.
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How old are you? (I'm walking on thin ice with the whole "age of women" thing).
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:16:31 EDT (#)
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whew...
So I'm NOT old enough to be your mom. That's a relief.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:06:58 EDT (#)
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17, Miss Crystle.
18 soon enough.
I know, i know, I'm a young'un.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:57:30 EDT (#)
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Williamson... over here..step into my office...
*whispers* "how old ARE you?"
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