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Submitted by THIS_IS_AN_ALTER (View user info) at 2005-05-04 17:11:14 EDT


Ich sind der Antichrist, Sie riechen kippers? Crikey eine welche Last von ZAMMO! AUF SMACK! Ist jetzt der Winter unserer Disco! Quack Quack, passen mich auf, Haar zu riechen.





Ich sind der Antichrist, Sie riechen kippers? Crikey eine welche Last von ZAMMO! AUF SMACK! Ist jetzt der Winter unserer Disco! Quack Quack, passen mich auf, Haar zu riechen.





Ich sind der Antichrist, Sie riechen kippers? Crikey eine welche Last von ZAMMO! AUF SMACK! Ist jetzt der Winter unserer Disco! Quack Quack, passen mich auf, Haar zu riechen.





Ich sind der Antichrist, Sie riechen kippers? Crikey eine welche Last von ZAMMO! AUF SMACK! Ist jetzt der Winter unserer Disco! Quack Quack, passen mich auf, Haar zu riechen.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who the hell was this, best alter ever.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-09 11:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65663

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-09 11:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-09 11:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-07-11 18:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-03 21:03:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

I've just been informed by a mate that "Now is the winter of our discontent" is a line from Shakespeare.

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I'm pretty sure it was Dickens?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-09 07:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-03 21:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this was Beeb.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-03 21:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How many alters does danger_ranger have?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-03 21:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've just been informed by a mate that "Now is the winter of our discontent" is a line from Shakespeare.

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-06-24 20:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

was der Hölle Mann, wenn sie comin an Ihnen sind, Mittel wünschen sie das somthin, besser kümmern Sie sich um sie und interessieren sich für sie, als sie auf dem Straße uh erhalten?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 06:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

More than a month later, I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. I'm actually crying from laughter.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 00:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I voted for this in UberMadness. It was my one purposefully wasted vote.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 13:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer his early stuff.

Submitted by Spanish_Class (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Part too coming soon.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:49:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

Er spricht Deutsches nicht.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does the I enemy Christ and your sniff happen the dump truck? Crikey burden of thing ZAMMO! Smack lips the taste! The winter of our disco now is,! Pebble eight doctor pebble eight in doctor and smell head under paying attention B.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well guess what. sorry about that right ,write flap my bad.
i just as many of you post elsewhere's I do also.

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Are I the Antichrist, you smell dump truck? Crikey one which load of ZAMMO! ON SMACK! The winter of our disco is now! Quack Quack, pay attention me to smell hair.


Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

One day, when I learn how to shprockett the Dotsh, I'll understand this. Maybe.

Submitted by ATILLAtheGREAT (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Speaka english muther fuckers!!!!!!!!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ein beer bitte!

Submitted by Spanish_Class (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65663

65663! 65663!
65663! 65663!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that the explanation hasn't helped this make any more sense, this is my second favourite post EVAR.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Er spricht Deutsches nicht.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ich will Ihnen werden durchdrungen von einem bösen Nilpferd zuschauen.

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are I the Antichrist, you smell dump truck? Crikey one which load of ZAMMO! ON SMACK! The winter of our disco is now! Quack Quack, pay attention me to smell hair.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This translates,

"Blah blah blah Crikey blah. Blah blah Antichrist blah blah blah blah blah. Worthless drivel, blah blah. I'm boring. Blah Blah. Uncreative fucktard is me, blah blah. Blah. Fuck your mom. Blah."

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 02:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He is obviously referencing British childrens programmes of the mid to late 1980s, specifically 'Grange Hill' and 'Rainbow'.

Zammo was this kid on Grange Hill, a programme about a school that everyone used to watch. Zammo got hooked on Heroin and died.

c.f. Danny Kendal, Roland, Jackie, Geofrey, George, Bungle, Zippy, Rod, Jane and Freddy.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like this. go figure.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN??

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Halt deine Klappe, du Arschloch. Ich denke das vielleicht du bist ein Idiot and das du moechtest mit einer Schochtal "sexy-zeit" haben...

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHUT THE FUCK UP, TARD.

If you're going to write in German, at least conjugate your fucking verbs right. It's "bin", not "sind", and the only kipper we're smelling is the stink of this post.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nazi bastard.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Du werdest eine krankenschwester brauchen weil ich dich schlage.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Judging by the reviews, this actually has a purpose. I'm not Yank, and I don't get it.

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN IT?

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Are I the Antichrist, you smell dump truck? Crikey one which load of ZAMMO! ON SMACK! The winter of our disco is now! Quack Quack, pay attention me to smell hair.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This would have been cooler if you wrote this in backwards latin.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sprechen ze deutsche?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 21:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Eit mein balls.

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:28:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck that's funny. Hats off.
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Care to explain to those of us with dental hygeine?

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shitpost = linkwhore OK

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65607

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck that's funny. Hats off.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-04 18:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for a shit post

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ich spiele mein schlonge in mein freizeite ya zuper!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I are the anti-Christian, you smell dump truck? Crikey which load of ZAMMO! ON SMACK! Is now the winter of our Disco! Quack Quack, watch out me to smell hair."

whaaaaa?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just what we need, a German clone of Habeeb...

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:18:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

you know the americans won't get this?
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I don't get this.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you know the americans won't get this?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 zammo. Just say no!

Submitted by Spanish_Class (user info) at 2005-05-04 17:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65663


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