Ubercon France (with pic and camwhores) (5075 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: emu
Rating: 1.52 on 143 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hadley (View user info) at 2005-05-04 22:22:26 EDT
Lance Armstrong is back for his 7th Tour de France win.
Team Uber will take him down. SUCK ON THIS, LANCE!
User Reviews
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-20 23:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This just doesn't stop being funny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-16 06:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is #3 on google searching "ubercon"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:51:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66233
:) thank you
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:19:57 EDT (#)
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Do more of these, please.
SNEEZE!
whew! Jeez!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-07 07:18:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-07 00:16:53 (#)
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I still say the emu is the sexiest motherfucker of all.
if that's you with the glasses you mangled your own head, therefore lose to the emu of sexy
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That's what happens when you're drunk and do yourself last....
Oh fucking well.
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-05-07 03:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:53:47 (#)
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OH CRAP, HERE COMES THE SHITSTORM, I FORGOT I CANT MAKE JOKES ABOUT MYSTIA
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-05-07 03:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:18:30 (#)
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anybody else notice that bartbart has velcro strap sneakers?
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Maybe he is "special" ?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-07 00:16:53 EDT (#)
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I still say the emu is the sexiest motherfucker of all.
if that's you with the glasses you mangled your own head, therefore lose to the emu of sexy
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-06 23:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The emu tooking me drinking tonight.
He says fuck you, no more anal.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-06 23:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-06 14:20:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
...
No new emus for a while.
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BLASPHEMY!!!
ALL EMU, ALL THE TIME!!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-06 23:26:53 EDT (#)
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It's the short bike.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-06 14:20:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-06 14:14:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a funny post. Enjoy it while you can. I'm sure you'll be back to your usual -2 level of work in no time flat.
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I doubt it. My eyes are still crossed from leaning in 3 inches away from the machine and copying heads pixel by pixel.
No new emus for a while.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-06 14:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a funny post. Enjoy it while you can. I'm sure you'll be back to your usual -2 level of work in no time flat.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-06 14:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:27:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I accept your truce and have stopped shipment on that mailbomb....BUT....I'm keeping it in the shed in case you decide to get lippy agin, mister!
;)
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Just one more title for me. Hadley the Peacemaker. Donations of nudie pictures and homemade porn appreciated.
Feijuada - It scares me the number of +2s he dropped here. I didn't even have to show him my jugs....
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy loves it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:33:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right in a way, I suppose, but you are off-base on the reaction. Three people responded. Three people who, for whatever reason, weren't very amused that you called everyone but the emu ugly.
It could be worse, I suppose. You didn't rate a drooling hyena favorably compared to us.
Yet.
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I accept your truce and have stopped shipment on that mailbomb....BUT....I'm keeping it in the shed in case you decide to get lippy agin, mister!
;)
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still a masterpeice!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How'd you get the emu to wear the clothes?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right in a way, I suppose, but you are off-base on the reaction. Three people responded. Three people who, for whatever reason, weren't very amused that you called everyone but the emu ugly.
It could be worse, I suppose. You didn't rate a drooling hyena favorably compared to us.
Yet.
Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, forgot all about the caps key there.
Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:32:21 EDT (#)
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IS THAT A MOTOR ON THE BACK OF THE BIKE?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 words for you, my dear. "Summer's Eve".
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll go to whatever posts i like until Bart makes it otherwise.
i gave you a ZERO, whiny little douchbag.
i could see the verbal assualt if i -2ed you but i didn't
fucking christ people it's getting to be that a zero, a neutral number, is being treated like a -2
get over yourselves
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it just me or does it look like Clifone is slipping Shlongy the cock?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, mystia, let's just call off the war of words and go about our own business, ok? You stay off my posts, and I'll stay off yours.
Smooches, dear.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh noes!!
an alter, a greasy beeftube who talks like stallone, and a dick-nosed old man don't like me.
i really don't know how i'll go on in life after having taken this shot to the heart, fellas.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pop all over my new monitor. DAMN YOU, METHODMAN!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method- she's not the only one who says it.
Now I'M convinced that I'm one of your alters.
You could park a Mini Cooper in that dumb bitches' cooter cavern.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:00:28 EDT (#)
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I'll take "The entire male population" for 600, Alex
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:59:56 EDT (#)
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Oh, wait...we're ALL Method.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:59:37 EDT (#)
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So fellas....which of us didn't slip her the bone and she's pissed about it?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
50 spot on mystia saying in the next few minutes that you're one of my numerous alters, Schlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell the pussy from here. That's not a good thing, my dear.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't "eat" that cavern with dentures and a clothespin, even after landscaping came through with a weed-wacker, ya filthy slore.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
17 posts, 1600 reviews written and 9000 hits makes me an alter....
And what does 0 posts make you? Just pathetic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH CRAP, HERE COMES THE SHITSTORM, I FORGOT I CANT MAKE JOKES ABOUT MYSTIA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mystia's just angry that she hasn't gotten laid in so long that her cooch has been cordoned off for an archaeological dig
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh for fucks sake!
1) i have no idea what war of the words you refer to (nice alter BTW)
2) it's called sarcasm and a fucking joke
3)put your boners away, for this time, dear boys, your jump to a conclusion was grossly wrong
in closing
EAT ME!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck off, ya filthy, non posting cunt. I'm hotter than hell. Just ask me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:36:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, the Emu is the only half-way decent looking one in that bunch(fag in the background included)
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Well, that seems unncessarily harsh....is someone still mad over our war of words a few months ago?
Poor girl with her grudges...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:36:39 EDT (#)
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Wow, the Emu is the only half-way decent looking one in that bunch(fag in the background included)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And argyle socks....
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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:41:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
The Emu (QUIT STARING!!!!) is wearing loafers.
Fuck, I can't stop laughing at it!!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i keep looking at this and thinking beepbeep!
what's wrong with me?
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Emu (QUIT STARING!!!!) is wearing loafers.
Fuck, I can't stop laughing at it!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup...
The emu is still staring..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not "moving" there, you farking mushmouth. I am going there for a week. """
http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=FARK
http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=FARKING
http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=MUSHMOUTH
http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=MUSH MOUTH
http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=MUSH-MOUTH
Is this some kind of ebonic greek?
And you're one to talk. You're the worst kind of Frenchman. You're French Canadian. """
And your american, so you don't even qualify for the races' race.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:13:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:55:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alain is Greek
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Yes, but I'm not moving to Greece in June. Whereas you will be performing as a mime on Champs Élysées.
I win. You surrender...frog
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I am not "moving" there, you farking mushmouth. I am going there for a week.
And you're one to talk. You're the worst kind of Frenchman. You're French Canadian.
<shudder>
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:13:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:55:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alain is Greek
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Yes, but I'm not moving to Greece in June. Whereas you will be performing as a mime on Champs Élysées.
I win. You surrender...frog
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:55:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alain is Greek
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Yes, but I'm not moving to Greece in June. Whereas you will be performing as a mime on Champs Élysées.
I win. You surrender...frog
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Id do Alain like a greek
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Id do ya
AIM me, lover
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:22:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the guy in the back right to be singing "Gold! Always believe in your soul..."
Yes! Spandau Ballet is the theme song!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alain is Greek
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
method is french
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA!
Yeah TINO!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You get so much more than a waffle....
I'll throw in some syrup and hashbrowns.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
950 hits...
Can I have that waffle now?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks liek a ghey pride parade
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy does that to all the broads...
Doh!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you're gonna make me blush....
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the guy in the back right to be singing "Gold! Always believe in your soul..."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still hilarious 11 hours later...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 09:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hit whore.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-05 09:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my that is funny.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-05-05 09:12:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR VERY FUNNY
OH MY GOD WHOS THAT HOT HUNK OF MEAT IN THE BACKGROUND????????
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<uuunnnghhh>™
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I logged in just to rate this.
Nice job Hadley.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-05 08:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anybody else notice that bartbart has velcro strap sneakers?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is still getting hits....
I blame an excess of scotch last night.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-05 07:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
oh topical
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-05 04:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a beauty.
I want a waffle now.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck these screwdrivers! i'm drunk and this is funny
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey have a -2.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to bad I'm in another state..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 01:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANNA GO TO WAFFLEHOUSE TOO!!!
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK HOW MANY HADLEYS ARE THERE ON UBER?!
But...
Yeah, Livestrong or bust?
wait...
Hads
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone going to be at the Kentucky Derby this weekend?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get on AIM, woman, I'm hungry and the emu needs to get on mapquest for directions.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Saddle up.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64302
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd better be riding the Emu.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll pick ya up.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly, I'm feeling a waffle house urge. You in?
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If only you weren't on the other side of the city.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and finally, we have Bart.....rocking the velcro.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:28:58 (#)
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Shlongy, however.....
definitely sporting the "members only"
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tee hee... she said members.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:32:53 EDT (#)
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Holly, I'm feeling a waffle house urge. You in?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and George is showing off his new "Denim Depends"
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, however.....
definitely sporting the "members only"
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:12:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
That emu has been on my desktop for weeks now.
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My boss made me change it because it gave him the creeps....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holly.. should have spotted that myself..
in his early 20's in an '80s flashback, got it..
interesting...
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
for beak size reference.. is that a full grown Emu or a baby Emu back there?
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I think the emu is in his early 20s......seeing as how he knew to wear pink and pop the collar.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That be a daddy
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That emu has been on my desktop for weeks now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for beak size reference.. is that a full grown Emu or a baby Emu back there?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's the fox on the back??? Dreamy...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The look on Bart's face is just great too.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's you, eh?
how YOU doin?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
munkey, I think the glasses guy is Hadley?
As for the ass on the grass... <shrugs> I'm a n00b..
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:38:29 EDT (#)
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Munkey, the glasses dude is the camwhore...the guy on the grass, Holly linked below
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
help a sista out here.
Who's the guy with the glasses and who's the guy laying down with the short shirts?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And that last sentence wasn't supposed to be out loud....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not only is this my frist real camwhore, but it is my most reviewed post ever. I feel a tear coming on....
I would like to thank bart, for starting up this great forum for literary geniuses such as myself
I would like to thank hollygolitely for the inspiration
I also need to thank my wireless mouse for the perspiration
and all of you fine people for supporting me and making me feel loved
And now, it's time to masturbate and bask in my own glory
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop looking at this picture...I have to go to bed.
This is the second time bart and I have "p-shopped" together, I believe.
Yet, that arrogant sonuvabitch won't even stop by and give my "Ban everyone" post a +2. Polesmoker.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wisconsin???
You bastard.
hahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may have just "cut the cheese" in bart's face.
He deserved it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is Bart looking at that is different from what everyone else is seeing... unless Shlongy's hat poked him in the eye and he can't see...
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:02:07 EDT (#)
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.........as in, the girls won't be distracted by your glory.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 23:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH yeah.. and I was serious about wanting to learn to golf..
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:56:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops.
Get off the bike, please. You'll absolutely KILL our chances of grabbing some French broads after out First Stage victory.
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bwaaaaaaaaahahahaha. Yes, Shlongy, AJ and Bart have MUCH better chances without you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy.. what broads are gonna let themselves be grabbed by you but not by Hadley?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could definitely see Shlongy pimping that bike with some ape-hangers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops.
Get off the bike, please. You'll absolutely KILL our chances of grabbing some French broads after out First Stage victory.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:47:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
No...The Stephen Hawking looking geeker taking it in the ass from the emu.
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I guess that'd be me....
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already rated, but here's a linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65674
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EMU!!! QUIT STARING!!
BTW, I agree with Shlongy. The medallion rules!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic!
my life is complete now
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God did that, Istaros, I just give you an audience.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post almost made me gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:47:36 EDT (#)
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No...The Stephen Hawking looking geeker taking it in the ass from the emu.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:46:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:44:42 (#)
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BTW- Who's the dorkster back in seat # 4?
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Are you including the empty seat in that count?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:44:42 EDT (#)
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BTW- Who's the dorkster back in seat # 4?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:44:08 EDT (#)
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The medallion on the front handlebars isn't getting enough recognition.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:40:31 EDT (#)
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Okay. Fair enough.
Caption time...
Bart: "AJ! Not here!"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:38:03 EDT (#)
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Man.. that Emu won't stop watching me...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:37:57 EDT (#)
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Someone tell that homo bart to back the fuck up...I'm taking this bike HOME!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:36:04 EDT (#)
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Hilarious
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:35:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:33:33 EDT (#)
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HAhahahahaha!!!
That fuckin emu on the back is totally cracking me up!
I can't stop staring at it!!
The look on Bart's face is pretty good, too.
Excelsior to you, sir!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:33:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:28:57 (#)
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Who's the guy in the grass?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/31644
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:32:52 EDT (#)
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"Team Uber"...BUAhahahahahaahahahahhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
Great stuff, pal.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:28:57 EDT (#)
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Who's the guy in the grass?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:28:18 EDT (#)
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OK, I don't know what was funnier:
Shlongy in front getting railed in the pooper, or the bird on the back.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:28:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:23:53 (#)
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Needed more Helmut Cat
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Yeah, real fucking smart. Pick an animal that can't reach the pedals.
FUCK CATS, GO EMO legs, woo!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:27:29 EDT (#)
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Bwahahahaha....
Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:25:48 EDT (#)
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MOM...get off the back of that bike NOW!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:25:06 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
And yeah, some Helmut Cat wouldn't have hurt.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:24:10 EDT (#)
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I think that's close to where I live...
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:23:56 EDT (#)
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I laughed like a twat. I'm not quite sure why.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-04 22:23:53 EDT (#)
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Needed more Helmut Cat