chicken or shrimp (494 hits)
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Submitted by iltowi(JML) (View user info) at 2005-05-05 10:27:47 EDT
I can't decide if I want the chicken or the shrimp. The little black label on the Buffet shield window says it's Chicken Marsala, but I'm not sure what that means. It looks like there's mushrooms on it so I decided to take a plate full of shrimp. There were some egg rolls and chicken fried rice at the other end of the buffet table, but I've been burned too many times before. I know not to get Chinese food from anywhere but a Chinese restaurant.
I sat down with my plate full of jumbo friend shrimp and started to eat. I was the only one sitting by myself. There were a lot of couples, plenty of elderly people, no kids. I think about leaving. I was up $800 dollars. I started on black jack then moved to the poker room. Every 10 hours of gambling I earn enough points to get a buffet, so I took a break while I was up. It's always good to step back for a minute when you're up and decide whether to stay or go. If you don't you can blow a big stack too fast.
The shrimp tastes like chicken. I knew it would, all of the buffet food tastes the same. I decided to go back to the poker table because I didn't have much else to do. To get to the poker room I had to walk through the main casino floor. Everyone there had a cigarette hanging out of their mouths and the smoke hung heavy everywhere.
The older folks sitting at the slot machines scare me a little. The just stare and pull an puff. I hope their outside lives are better than this. There are also way too many people out of shape. I don't mean just fat, I mean huge bellies, stick figures, yellow teeth.
It's disgusting, finally I make it to the smoke free poker room. It's filled with guys my age. Most of the people are talkative and look happy, not like the zombies on the casino floor. I sit down to my pile of chips and pick one up. The whole stack sticks together. I don't realize how gross this is until the guy next to me says to the dealer. "Don't you guys ever wash the chips?" The dealer replied no.
I get dealt in. AA. I go all in and get two callers. I win the hand with trip aces. I'm up two grand. It's Friday and I've got nowhere to go.
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Submitted by JML (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks. Now I know how Ben Affleck felt after gigli.
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*RAM*
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looking for fiber in my poopy is more entertaining than this.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:53:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
ET MOR CHIKIN BITCH
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-05 12:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to level out your ratings a little, now split your winnings with me.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-05 11:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ET MOR CHIKIN BITCH
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the story.
-2 for Duke lying about being a "great poker player"
No one who's really a "great" player would gloat, *OR* call themselves "great".
Ass-clowns.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one cares about your poker stories, you're probably a fish anyway. WOW you won with AA? That is the coolest and rarest win I've ever heard described!!!
I love poker. I am fucking awesome at poker. You aren't. And this goes for the rest of Uber too:
STOP POSTING FUCKING POKER STORIES UNLESS THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AND FUNNY, UBER