Why are all computers White? (2237 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.06 on 141 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-05 14:31:37 EDT
Because black computers don't work!
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-08 21:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My computer's black.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This gets a +2 because I didn't think it would make most heated
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-05-08 19:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2die
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-06 23:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foamy: 1
Ubersite: 0
Degreeless: 3
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-06 22:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this even good enough to put in the effort of a -2?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 20:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your mother happens to be fat and I just happened to fuck her face
twice
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-05-06 20:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My Computer Happens To Be Black.... And Your Joke Happens NOT To Be Funny.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-06 17:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word
Foamy always finishes ahead of Ubersite
thats the facts
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking awesome!
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy: 1
Ubersite: 0
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no actual talking about computer styles and or models on this post
thank you
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG LEIK THIS WON TIEM I OVRECOCKED A PENTYUM TOO TO 9087569MHZ!!!LOLBUT THEN IT BLEWED UP AND I GOGT AY CAPASSITOR IN MYE EY AND NOW I HAEF TOO WALK WITH AY STICK :(:(:(SADFACE
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat is right mother fucker!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEAT
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 08:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am really not a racist I am also the proud author of this amazing piece
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59385
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My computer's black and it's a piece of shit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The compy 386 he was running.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 06:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, hold on! I've found a clocked 4GHz FX-55!
http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/showthread.php?t=58642
I may be a geek, but at least i'm succeeding in that role.
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this is the biggest homo geek thing I have seen ever.
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Me, or the gimp who has so little of a life he spends it rigging up super-cooled liquids to PC's to get real high numbers that don't even mean anything? (If you read a little further on, you see that the processor can't run ANYTHING worthwhile and crashes almost constantly. It's JUST for that big 4.0 breach).
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:01:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
I built my own computer, and it has a black case. I have dual AMD 4.0 GHz processors. But, that's right, You're a moron.
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Actually, I'm not quite sure which of you is the moron.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
actually my computer is black, works fine. Thanks for your theory though dipshit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 06:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, hold on! I've found a clocked 4GHz FX-55!
http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/showthread.php?t=58642
I may be a geek, but at least i'm succeeding in that role.
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this is the biggest homo geek thing I have seen ever.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's black people that don't work.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, hold on! I've found a clocked 4GHz FX-55!
http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/showthread.php?t=58642
I may be a geek, but at least i'm succeeding in that role.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:01:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
I built my own computer, and it has a black case. I have dual AMD 4.0 GHz processors. But, that's right, You're a moron.
Just stop.
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AMD, and for that matter Intel, haven't broken the 4 GHz barrier yet, and they're not that interested in it. They're working on higher on-die cache as shown in the EE range of PIV's. Besides, dual core rigs are shit for home use. No software that any home user uses (Outside of engineering and the mathematical and medical sciences) is properly pipelined to use multi-processor architecture. The best you can get is one core running your main app, the other taking care of background work, however with a "4 GHz" processor, what's the point? It's like buying a Lamboughini to go to the shops.
If you'd have said an Athlon64 FX-55, I might have been impressed, but only until I realised that you're lying anyway. Nice job.
This post sucked.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a big fat dick that shoots lasers
I am foamy
http://captainfoamy.com
I said it!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-06 01:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:53:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, all computers are white becuase the black ones are out fucking your girlfriend. She loves the black cock.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! ... in the pooper.
Why are all your posts shite?
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, all computers are white becuase the black ones are out fucking your girlfriend. She loves the black cock.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine has lasers that shoot from its penis.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-06 00:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mine is silver
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I built my own computer, and it has a black case. I have dual AMD 4.0 GHz processors. But, that's right, You're a moron.
Just stop.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldnt doubt it
alright I am going to the bars for a bit so SHlongy if you want to rip on me while I am gone when there is no way for me to respond for hours here is your chance
Peace
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha. Cheap rusty spoons. Now THAT is funny.
Yeah. He's lame. He's had to resort to threats of physical violence over an anonymous internet forum. I think Shlongy wants to be sodomised with a rusty spoon.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 22:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His asshole is silver with black trim because I fuck him with rusty cheap spoons
Yeah Shlongy is getting killed today
that guy used to command respect
those days are gone
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:56:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
My computer is black with silver trim, asshole.
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Don't you mean your asshole is silver with black trim?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's not having a very good day is he?
Ahahahaha
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65741
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My computer is black with silver trim, asshole.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feijuada you are officially my new favorite human being
feel free to sodomize some one with no remorse on me
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHlongy I get more butt than an ash tray if I can quote a one Biggie Smalls
Anyway, tell your mom I said her soup is awful
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy you rock so much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mom jokes are so weak. So "14-year-old pussy-ish".
Also, try and remember that you've never fucked anything other than your hand in your life, asshole.
OK...I'm through wiping my ass with you tonight. Enjoy your autism, Tardo!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am probably 30 times smarter than you will ever be
matter of fact I am teaching your mom how to count based on how many times I fuck her ass
she can count to three
Shlongy send her a card
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When born with limited brain capacity and a low IQ, it's GOOD to have a system.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well this is a good way to weed out the people who suck and I know I wont like anyway
If you get mad about me plus 2ing myself I know I hate you
and I know your a bum with a stick in his ass
cause who cares
If you dont give a fuck good plus one for you
then I make shitty posts
If you can take a joke fine your sweet
if you get mad cause my whole post says "I fucked your dad with cheese" then I dont like you
I have a system
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I minus two my own posts because it makes people happy.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and I dont care about ratings
I just plus 2 myself because it makes people mad
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I wanted to hear you laugh I would sit next to you when Frasier was on
I am not here to amuse you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I told you I'm prepared to laugh at one of your jokes...as soon as you come up with one, I PROMISE you I will laugh and rate accordingly.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I didn't realize I was talking to King tough guy
it was a joke
deal with it
Is your grandma dead cause guess what........ I fucked her
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Interesting because my dad died almost ten years ago, asshole.
Don't worry...I only knock people's teeth down their throats if they make "dad" or "mom" jokes within my earshot.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grammatical sorry your mom was making me cum
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy isn't " you might me laugh occasionally." a grammical error?
I believe it is
You are slippin brother
Tell your dad to stop blowing up my voice mail
Just because I fucked him doesn't mean we are going steady
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy is awesome
he will dominate your soul
do not resist
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you weren't retarded, you might me laugh occasionally.
But I was taught at a young age, not to make fun of retards.
Isn't tomorrow the day you get your hockey helmet strap adjusted?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHlongy how did that rip battle turn out for you
oh thats right you lost in terrible fashion
God I am great
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retardo...did you get your recommended daily dose of attention for being a dumbfuck?
Your mommy, who is no doubt in the next room of your trailer, drunk and passed out with Cheez-Its crumbs all over the front of her sleeveless K-Mart brand smock, would be oh so proud...if you could just wake her.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep posting.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to disappoint lord
I'll make up for it next time
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not your usual high standard of excellence but I feel obligated to give a Cpt Foamy +2.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah funk
tell um whats up
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny haha
honest
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what I did to your moms ass was pretty funny come on
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me da has a black laptop. Works the best in the house.
You're not funny, you fuckwit.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:00:34 (#)
Ranking: -1
what about Dell computers?
They're Black
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Actually according to Dell they are gray and they are the roXorz. Oh no wait, they aren't.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has been brought to you by Columbo the Racist Detective Cat!
you can't be mad at a cat can you?
http://captainfoamy.com
Submitted by 347Stroker (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah and Mexican ones are always in sleep mode.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah caulaincourt is the shit
at least he hates it and has something to say thats enjoyable
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:54:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Mine is black and I'm the one not working.
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Best response yet
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mine is black and I'm the one not working.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just trying to get of an argument with out making any actual points
you know I am right
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know you are trying REALLY hard to make sense.
Keep it up, lil' camper!!!
Someday it might just happen!
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*RAM*
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You will learn more form me than 10 years pushing papers in your cubical
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what if it came from Webster
do you think there would be classes on ethics if there wasn't a debate about what is right and whats wrong
You dont just go and they say "this is right, live this way"
Webster doesnt have an answer
see if Webster tells you the right way to live your life
I am sure its not there
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:17:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, this is going to make most heated, and yes I know that I am not helping but we should all stop this, right now.
READYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STOP
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Good point. Besides, for some reason I thought it would be entertaining to banter with
this nimrod, but thus far I am entirely unimpressed...................
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I mention that the definition I provided came compliments of Miriam Webster?
A rather reliable and unbiased source, unlike the one where you are getting your 'logic(?)'
from.......out of curiosity, where exactly would that be anyway?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, this is going to make most heated, and yes I know that I am not helping but we should all stop this, right now.
READYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STOP
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:04:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
What three things can't you give a Dell computer?
a fat lip, a black eye, and a functioning browser
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That right there shows that you are an idiot.
On top of everything else.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know, but could this be...
BEST POST EVAR?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now all you have to do is define whats right and wrong?
its not like that debate has been going on for thousands of years or anything
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now try taking the socks off your hands before you type a response
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my computer is black, and it works better than any factory-made white computer on the market.
eat shit, fucktard.
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"there isn't anything that says racial jokes aren't ethical"
Definition
"Ethics : # A set of principles of right conduct.
# A theory or a system of moral values"
So racial jokes qualify as "right conduct" then?
Either that.....or your moral compass doesnt point to true magnitic north .....
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 16:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah
there isn't anything that says racial jokes aren't ethical
not being racist doesnt mean ignoring that there are different races
If any one of you ever even saw a black person you might understand that
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My black computer just stole your paypal account.
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A debate on ethics coming from a person who tells racial jokes.......yeah, that makes sense....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because your Moms a whore.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"guess that could be awhile, eh? "
Proof positive right here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65729#1308362
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont lead this to an ethical debate about what makes a good life good or a shit life shit.
I will school you ob ethical matters if you wish
or at anything
cause thats what I do
I school people that think they are big
you can call me Socrates
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a black computer. His name is Toby.
Shitpost = Linkwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65674
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:46:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
"so you are saying that a shit life is like having a life?"
Man, dont get started with this retard, you will just get dumber talking to him, promise, I did
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I am just waiting to see if any of his 'comebacks' make sense.........
guess that could be awhile, eh?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"so you are saying that a shit life is like having a life?"
Man, dont get started with this retard, you will just get dumber talking to him, promise, I did
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you are saying that a shit life is like having a life?
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2) BAN ALL RETARDS - This catagory is also meant to include all of our autistic friends as well. This faction tends to post early and often and many times, not very coherently. They also tend to post things using MSPaint, which is annoying, computer graphics, and bad photoshopping. Cartoon penises spw forth from this grouping like those geysers in Yellowstone Park. Or is it Jellystone Park. Whatever. You either "love 'em or hate 'em" but personally, I hate 'em. I think Habbeb has had two comical posts over the last 278 efforts. Yeah, we'll lose Habeeb, Electro, frap/Sergio and a few of the other retards, but I think it will be well worth it. I never thought I believed in "ethnic cleansing" until I "met" these dipshits on Uber but it doesn't seem like too bad of an idea right about now.
Thank you Mr. Shlongy. Any questions?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a shit life that is
me I'm doing alright
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A commentary on my life?
Well, I guess the appropriate response would be "At least I have a life....."
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK hitler
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit post thursday?
this post was a commentary on your life
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooohhhhh......I get it now.
Shit post Thursday..........
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, at least Im not a sell out
and that is more than you can say
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did I say lab top?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay killer, keep up the good work then, that is definatley the right attitude to have, it is also a sure fire way to get ahead and acomplish things.
Stick it to the man, fuck the language.
Thanks Tips
Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My IBM laptop is black and it works great.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What three things can't you give a Dell computer?
a fat lip, a black eye, and a functioning browser
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I abuse the English language and make it my bitch I am not a slave to it like you
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what about Dell computers?
They're Black
hmmmmmmmm
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 15:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here man, you and this guy have similar grasps of the english language, maybe you and him could have a chat.
http://members1.blackplanet.com/Rawstarr/#C
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My posts have more content than your brain can grasp
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Im gonna fuck your mom for a couple hours later
maybe I will die
we will see
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, the lack of content in your posts is amazing.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I know I held a practicum on his ass "
Okay, this is getting fucking stupid, emphasis on FUCKING STUPID. I hope you die a horrible death after many hours of painful torture.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU, FOAMY!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sentences are a hierarchical practice to oppress the lower class
Fuck sentences
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love reading Captain Foamy's posts and comments. He's always got the most immature comments.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I held a practicum on his ass
Emphasis on cum
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like, yeah, you totally like told me dude. You know what else is awesome, using words that dont contribute like anything to the sentance. It is like totally a sign of an advance intellect and a like firm grasp of the language
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
swing and a miss
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"not to mention stealing your moms ass cherry "
Come on dude, my dad is the fucking shit, dont you think that he took that shit long before you were even around. Give your head a shake. He was fucking assholes long before you were even given up for adoption.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know
like where did I get the idea to fuck your mom with spoons
I had to walk all the way to the kitchen
it just came to me I guess
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, that was one serious mom burn, not only did it involve my moms ass but cutlery(sp?) as well. You creativity will never cease to amaze me.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not to mention stealing your moms ass cherry
don't forget to mention that
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dropping what? This lame ass attempt at a rip battle, man, I am a stoner, I am not into that. I just think you a fucking retard who is stealing my air and water, something that I cannot condone.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its fine how is your moms asshole?
I fucked it with spoons
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Got what?
Holy fuck man, hows the ADD
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am also much smarter than you so watch what you are dropping
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you finally got it after 10 minutes good job
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As opposed to 'fake' dumb??
I am so confused
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahhahha
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I just wrote this! "
Now here is something to be really proud of,
"I just wrote this lame ass piece of shit attempt at getting hits with a psedo racist joke"
Man, I tell you, some peoples parents should have had and abortion
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you sure you dont want to go back in time and not write that
you look real dumb
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So are you saying his brain is black? Cause that doesnt sound normal, hey Frappy McNotfunny, you should get that black brain buisness looked at
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haqhahhaahahahahahhaha
you are all so dumb
hahahhahahahahahahahahha
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I will pass for the second time
thanks though
now you're looking really dumb
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:32:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont get it, my mouse is black
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Every single computer, monitor and mouse in this room that I am working in now is black.
They all work just fine, unlike this retard's brain.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65670#1308120
Perhaps you should go back and read this moron!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wrote this!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 14:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont get it, my mouse is black