I bet she would breed some great football players… (974 hits)
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Submitted by JulsInsane <julsinsane.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-05 17:00:39 EDT
Throughout college I lived with men and as a result I have been able to garner a certain amount of psychological insight into the habits and tendencies of the average American male. I always thought I had a good handle on what men were looking for in women and the order of importance that they placed these attributes:
1. Fit body (when I say fit I mean within a certain weight class specific to the amount of alcohol consumed in a given evening)
2. Legs, ass, and boobs. These three are interchangeable depending on the guy but usually one or more is used as a determining "hot" factor for a guy.
3. Easiness factor (is she responsive to my bullshit)
4. Face (when I have asked friends what they think of that nights conquest's face usually the response is somewhere in the "She has one?" range)
None of this is new to me, and most likely any of you, but one night I came across one of the oddest reasons for being attracted to a woman that I have ever come across:
Wait for it....
Still waiting...
"Together we could breed an awesome football/baseball/athlete."
Now don't get me wrong we all have our oddities when it comes to attraction, but this seems to be a trend. Many of the guys agreed that the idea that if mated with these women (who in many cases would be described in less than glowing terms) they would create an uber-athlete, a child to live out their father's glorious dreams of greatness and exemplary athletic prowess.
When I asked these guys to further explain their reasoning for wanting these women for children they in reality would never have, they came up with the idea of an athletic breeding program. They started choosing women they knew who had athletic attributes and matching them with friends and family that would suit specific sports positions.
Men are odd.
Do/Did any of you uber-men ever think this way?
Apparently someone already has joined the program...
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-10 16:50:28 EDT (#)
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i had a highschool buddy who alays said, "i want to hvae 11 different children around the same time from 11 different women, so i can field an entire football team. you know, 5 fat white chicks, several tall fast black athletic chicks.." etc
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:12:51 EDT (#)
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WhatTheHell?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:41:11 EDT (#)
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this was disturbing
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:33:51 EDT (#)
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Saw that kid on a documentary on The Discovery Channel. Poor kid has never had friends, he just trains all the time. His parents should be charged with abuse
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:23:45 (#)
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That kid is a fucking FREAK!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:10:14 EDT (#)
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I saw some shut in TLC about that little feller, he has had one FUCKED UP life man.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:36:56 EDT (#)
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perversly enough, the little dude above is what the nutsack and babybag want it's offspring to grow up to be.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:27:42 (#)
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"The only real differences between women and men are anatomical."
Hardly... I am in no way making judgement on these guys, nor am I holding them up for some new type of brilliant thinking. BUT they definately have considered a situation when it comes to heterosexual relations that I never in a million years would have considered.
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No disrespect intended but the idea of breeding strong, healthy and athletic children HAS been around for millions of years.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:27:42 EDT (#)
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"The only real differences between women and men are anatomical."
Hardly... I am in no way making judgement on these guys, nor am I holding them up for some new type of brilliant thinking. BUT they definately have considered a situation when it comes to heterosexual relations that I never in a million years would have considered.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:23:45 EDT (#)
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That kid is a fucking FREAK!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:20:23 EDT (#)
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Men aren't an alien race. They want exactly the things you want, social status and the respect of their peers (hence all this nonsense), comfort and stability, self- validation and success.
The only real differences between women and men are anatomical. The rest just comes down to society.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:17:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:05:34 (#)
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Men are in fact very odd and so is that small muscle man.
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Great Post.
I've never heard English men speaking like this. I have heard them rate girls on mouth size= good blow jobs, and if they would like to cum on their face. But maybe that is the men I am mixing with.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:16:50 EDT (#)
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yeah, little hercules. he's been on howard stern a few times.
he's fucking gross.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:13:56 EDT (#)
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All you've got there is bravado. put a load of blokes, actually no make that people, in an intense social situation like school and your bound to get people giving you answers like these. You have learned nothing about men, only bullshit male culture.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:05:34 EDT (#)
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Men are in fact very odd and so is that small muscle man.
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-05 17:02:16 EDT (#)
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*RAM*