A Tribute to my Lil’ Homies (570 hits)
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Submitted by MyIdiom (View user info) at 2005-05-05 18:25:01 EDT
Only fiddy cent. Cheap, I thought. I wonder which Homey I'll get. Eeerrrgghh...Clank. Hmmm. How do you get this fucking bubble open.. ouch, fucker. Did I chip my tooth? Damn, I need a fucking screwdriver or something. Okay, got it. Let's see... what's this? A lil' Puerto Rican thug. Aren't you a cute lil' fucker. I think I'll call you Juan Carlito.
And thus began my fascination with the Homies...
I sometimes wonder what brain surgeon whipped up this curious little marketing strategy. I imagine him in the boardroom pitching the idea... "So, all in all, I think we can turn a good profit if we manufacture a line of miniature ghetto people, each complete with their very own stereotype."
Oh well. This one's for you my lil' Homies.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-05 23:35:30 EDT (#)
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Where's all the white women homies?
Homie
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-05-05 21:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the cop and the pimp superglued to my dashboard. Lucky me I get stopped by a state trooper of the african american persuasion. Even better he had a sense of humor.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anti-ebonics here.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH.. there I am...
Had to scroll.
+1 for cute idea, but need to resize
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:29:02 EDT (#)
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Resize...
And you don't have Big Hopper. Thats the one the gave me here at work, as I resemble him a little
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-05 18:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Resize, i fucking hate scrolling