Funniest Cat pic you will ver see with commentary! Rock! (1409 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-06 04:01:23 EDT
Cat Pic Below Comedy:
This Cat hates JGreening because his dad gives bad blowjobs! (growl)
This cat hates 1.21gigawatts because he eats bacon for dinner! (I hate your tone)
Fat Tony is hated for chronic baby dick! (Twice)
Whatthehell will pre-jack when he reads this and the cat will hate you for it! (derpish)
Degreeless will in the near future pee on his balls! (I hate you)
Blitzkreg owns tooth paste with cocks on the tube! (Hygien)
Jesus didn't die for your sins, he didn't know you!
Hitler did some good things, do you see the guys coming out of Germany! Boner Train!
Seperation of Church and Sodomy? I fuck in schools!
Bill O' Reilly is a pervert, I fucked him, It sucked, then I got lectured on Family Values! Limp Boner Train!
I'm sick of not punching you!
How long is it before Bush Nukes Africa? 5 years?
Word Jumble how many can you spell out of these letters "God hates you"
-toes
-goot
-tead
-Satoon!
I got 4
That cat still doesn't like your tone!
Look at his face!
He hates your dad!
So much!
New tax reforms, thanks Bush : 7 (
I'm copyrighting that sad/anxious face (C)
Then I'm farting in boxes and sending them to you
What if a dog made that face that cat is making?
or like a big animal like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a big dog or a turtle
I saw a turtle in a movie eat A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWICE!
I think it was COld Mountain with Anne Heche and Humperdink something or other
SATOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU
traf
- backwards day
Dick Cheney
-I dont like him
back hair and cheese sandwich
- I don't like what Cheney eats
Do you think if we give arabs cheese they will like us more?
I think that they will
-but you can never know really
ME- heres some cheese
Santosh - rock the fuck on
Me - no biggie
Santosh - I love AMerica
Me- I thought this might make things better
Santosh - why didn't you tell us you had cheese
Me- I thought you knew
Every Arab simaltaneously - We didn't
Me - Jeez, here, have more cheese
Arab populus - Yeahhhhhhhh PRAISE ALLAH AND AMERICA
SANTOSH - BLESS US OH CHEESE FOR THESE OUR GIRFTS, HALLOW BE THEY NAME
-NO CHEESE IN MY VIOLENCE
Is that the funniest cat you ever saw or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trust me cheese Gods there is a cat picture at the bottom, HAIL CHEESE!
Cheese God number one - I'm kind of sick of cheese
Me - you eat too much of it
CGN1- fuck I know, and for eternity
me - the arabs like it
CGN1- will they trade me for something spicy
me - I doubt it, camels are fun
CGN1- that statement wasn't exactly clear>?
me- I can put some Franks red hot on my throbbing dude pump
CGN! - Bye Cheese, Hello Spice Dink
me - can the arabs have you never ending supply of cheese
CGN1- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
me - Sorry, Santosh
Santosh - Camels are Fun!!!!!!!!!!
me - that cat pic is wicked funny
Santosh- I know and he hates your tone, your tones all wrong!
(we all laugh and sex each others butts)
Zakalawe is one sweet ass uberposter!
Is anyone else cool?
Doubtful -
Rock your cube test!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question 1
Do you rock your cube?
a)No , I'm gay
b)Yes, I do I am Zakalawe
If you chose b) your zakalawe
(there are a few exceptions to this many lord, jeannee, degreeless is cool now, fejiaja?, and a few others)
Van Damme is still sweet I don't care what Leonard Maltin thinks
Who would win between Van Damme and Seagal?
- You answered pretty quick
No what about DANZIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-little bit tougher this time around
Van DAmme is Omnipresent
Heres there when your jerking off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He knows when you've been naughty
He knows that you lied on your W-2
He knows you lied on the rock your cube test
and that you will tell your friends you got more words in the jumble than you actually did
He knows your doctor talks to you like this
"No baby dick doesn't go away"
"It's degenerative"
"Take these pills"
"To kill your self before you have a small vagina"
You have a great doctor, he cures people
But not you
You lost at life sir, long ago
Van Damme knows it
So does your dad
But van Damme CAN KICK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drum Roll............................CAT PIC CAT PIC CATPIC CAT PIC
User Reviews
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This IS the funniest cat pick YOU ever saw, obvi
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.helmutcat.com
That better be a site.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Word Jumble how many can you spell out of these letters "God hates you"
Goatse
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, you are the shit
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-14 08:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Without doubt this was the best post I have ever seen on Ubersite in the whole year I've read it.
Checklist:
incoherent...check
uses "wicked" as an adverb to enhance an adjective...check
cat pic...check
bush bashing...check
the phrase "goobye cheese, hello spice dink"...check
Yes, a solid plus two all around.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word Jumble how many can you spell out of these letters "God hates you"
-toes
-goot
-tead
-Satoon!
I got 4
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-07 13:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to work your way up the badass ladder to become the greatest poster and that could take days or even weeks.
But thanks for the turn around!
Rock
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-07 06:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I used to hate you. When did you suddenly become mildly amusing?
More importantly why am I not listed along with Zakalwe as one of Ubers greatest posters?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-05-07 05:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was sorta hoping to just find the cat picture. Instead, I got a truckload of dog shit, and then the cat picture, which wasn't very impressive. Way to go.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-06 22:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for more of frap's crap
+1 for what looks like effort
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fucked up cat took um
what are you gonna do about it?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
strange... where did my acid tabs go?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That cat pic is for homos
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like this cat pic better.
http://www.4catwhiskers.homestead.com/files/pop-tart-kitten.jpg
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock pork and beans!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 03:17:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy poops blood cause I fuck the skin off his asshole
Damn I am like a rip machine
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Foamy, you're awesome.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word Jumble how many can you spell out of these letters "God hates you"
shat
date
dates
shade
shag
shod
shot
hags
hogs
gate
gates
gated
goad
goads
haste
hose
host
hosted
ghost
ghosted
thou
tough
toughs
good
goods
goody
hoot
hoots
shoot
shut
HADES
>ok I'm done< :P
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-06 14:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So then I tells 'er, "Hey Maw, get off the dang roof!" And that was when my cousin Horace pre-ejaculated on top of the ferret.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 14:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah rock on people!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes no sense, but in a funny way. You're WAY more amusing when you're not challenging Shlongy to "rip battles."
I think I'm going to tell my roomate I'm sick of not punching him. Then of course, I will punch him.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing about this post was worth reading...especially the blasphemous comments scattered throughout it.
I've seen funnier cat pics.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy, you rock hard. you're welcome to the North Pole ANYTIME! Bring hookers!
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ME- heres some cheese
Santosh - rock the fuck on
Me - no biggie
Santosh - I love AMerica
Me- I thought this might make things better
Santosh - why didn't you tell us you had cheese
Me- I thought you knew
Every Arab simaltaneously - We didn't
Me - Jeez, here, have more cheese
Arab populus - Yeahhhhhhhh PRAISE ALLAH AND AMERICA
SANTOSH - BLESS US OH CHEESE FOR THESE OUR GIRFTS, HALLOW BE THEY NAME
-NO CHEESE IN MY VIOLENCE
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This Made My DAY
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy makes my no-no place tingle.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"(there are a few exceptions to this many lord, jeannee, degreeless is cool now, fejiaja?, and a few others)"
*sigh*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49408
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate you so much...
but +2 for "Then I'm farting in boxes and sending them to you"
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rock on teeph
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-06 09:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hoooooooooooooooooooly shit, that was dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
I SO lied on the rocking my cube question! (But does that still make me a bad person if I had to substitute "office" for "cube?")
Somehow, the phrase "I don't like your tone" is the greatest ever written on Uber.
I LOVE CHEESE!
I LOVE POST!
Cat? Not so much.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 08:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People that love this I love you
I love this piece
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-05-06 08:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm with Schlongy, this is fucking weak.
Submitted by tragiksaint (user info) at 2005-05-06 08:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it the first time around too.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-06 08:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-05-06 08:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing else needs to be said, really.
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*RAM*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking asinine. What's wrong with you people?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this, this is vintage Foamy.
"Jesus didn't die for your sins, he didn't know you!"
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-06 07:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's more like it!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-06 06:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 until you killed the cheese joke.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever you're on, be on it more often.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so sensitive.
I tell you to shut your trap, and you think I hate you.
Jeeze.
Submitted by thepoet03 (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rad ither loves bush or hates me... rad here's a site for you... bushkilledmyfriend.com ;) calm down it was just a joke.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I thought you knew"
That is the key line there.
That was golden.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't explain it. Parts of it are almost completely incoherent, but I love it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 05:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poet, shut up.
Submitted by thepoet03 (user info) at 2005-05-06 04:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Belive it or not that picture was actally taken after someone told the cat that pres bush had been re-elected for a second 4 year term.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-06 04:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ME- heres some cheese
Santosh - rock the fuck on
Me - no biggie
Santosh - I love AMerica
Me- I thought this might make things better
Santosh - why didn't you tell us you had cheese
Me- I thought you knew
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-06 04:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post will go down in history as awesome!