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Cinco +1 de Mayo (503 hits)

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Rating: -1.71 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <m0ke34> (View user info) at 2005-05-06 10:44:50 EDT


Like your brethren, All Saints, Ash Wednesday and the 5th of July,
Seis de Mayo: You SUCK.
But I will get through you.
This year you are a Friday, how dare you have the nerve....
With or without the Tequila
My girlfriend is still gorgeous and the Yankees finally blow.
I shall overcome.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you just swallow semen?

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

feliz seis de mayo! arriba!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-05-06 11:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you are a piece of shit that resembles a harlequin fetus (if you don't know what one is, google image it). How the hell have you lived so long?

YANKEES RULE!!! You suck Steinbrenner's massive cock, and all his Yankees too because you LUV teh ghey menz!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a fucking tool and your girlfriend only wants your money.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-06 10:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Terrifying Fact: #10 in this list, defenestration means "a throwing of a person or thing out of a window." Let's just hope that was an SAT word this year.


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