fun times... (411 hits)
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Submitted by Darsh is so very cool. (View user info) at 2005-05-06 12:54:28 EDT
Sigh, this is a sad time for us "under-classmen" we're dealing with the fact that we're leaving our friends, and going back to the ones we put on hold. I just got back home yesterday, packed up all my stuff and now I'm at home, sweet right? Not really, college was fun, now I gotta wait like, 5 months to see all those people again.
But this isnt really a "oh I'm sad about leaving college" post, I done do'd some pretty awesome stuff while at school for 8 months.
Lets start with the fact that my friend Grey had a water balloon launcher that faced a pretty big street. My school is located in "the ghetto" but don't worry we're safe because we have enough security to take over the white house, and we have FENCES too. But this street is highly traveled, so it was perfect to shoot at cars and people with the launcher, it was quite fun really. We hit tons and tons of cars, a bunch of people, an open convertible (one of my personal fav's), a UPS truck, and even a bicycler. One night while shooting stuff, we see cop car lights, shit. We pretty much thought he was there to bust us, but actually he had just pulled someone over EXACTLY in our perfect line of fire. This was God telling us that we need to shoot the shit out of that cop, because hey, who likes cops? We've all wanted revenge on them for pulling us over at inoppurtune moments and ticketing us with hundred dollar fines. So we load up the launcher, and Grey fires it (he has amazing accuracy), but this time he was off by a couple feet, and the cop didnt notice, just walked his merry way to the guy he pulled over. Second shot, also a miss, but the cop definetely heard it as he swung around and shined his flash light to look for what it was. No biggie, the cop turned back around to his victim. Third shot, perfection. Smack dab on his forehead the balloon pops. We even heard him yell something, haha. He starts looking around at our windows, but it was impossible to find us, considering theres a lot of windows on this building. The cop lets his pull-over go, and a few moments later four other cop cars are out on the street looking towards our building. Suckers, they can't find us. Muahahaha...cut the laughter, we're not free yet.
See, Grey and I are known for causing trouble like that around our school, so it was best to hide the evidence of balloons and launcher, so we headed up to the girls room across the hall from me to stash the goods. As we're walking back down, we pass through the lobby, and two cops are walking right at us, so we sit down on the side and watch tv.
One cop goes, "they had that guilty look on their faces"
and they just kept walking by us, haha. They must have been talking about someone they questioned about the ballooning, because they said nothing to us.
We got away with pegging a police officer in the face with a water balloon.
HA.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-06 15:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, you guys are fucking assholes
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No need to go back to school.
The multiple Felonys you will assuredly pick up soon,
will trump anything you have planned for the future.
Good Luck!
You will enjoy your new friends as much as they will enjoy meeting you.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for abusing cops
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
thanks
Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, you guys are fucking assholes
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-05-06 13:07:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:55:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sigh, WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT?!?!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's this huge block of text that I refuse to read.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have used a head of lettuce.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-06 12:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sigh, WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT?!?!