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joke of the day...by hidden101 (815 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.58 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <fireflab.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-20 05:11:27 EDT


this was one of his reviews.. i won't say more..


"well, here we go again. jesus fucking chist. what is you people's fascination with me and Loren??? get over it, you whiny little shits. so you're not as cool on the Internet as me and Loren; OH MY GOD! YOU POOR SOULS! i'm sorry you're jealous of Loren, but i really think you should start working on your real-life relationships with people, instead of worrying about people you don't even know on the Internet."

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-04-21 04:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

umm....granted Gatorade was invented to hydrate the Florida Gators football team, the "-ade" part of it has nothing to do with "aid". "-ade" just means a sweetened beverage made from something else. so lemonade is a sweetened beverage made from lemons, limeade from limes.....though if you were to follow this path you would get a sweetened beverage made from gators hahahaha.

Submitted by Capm_Crunch (user info) at 2003-04-20 20:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Gatorade was acually originally invented to give to players on the Florida Gators football team (aid the Gators).

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-04-20 20:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol. fuun; its gatorade (as in the ade of gators, much like koolade is the ade of the cool). did you get your cds yet? fooking patching finished and i ended up missing kernel32.dll for Jin's PC. BAH x 10 ^ 173. would anyone who has Windows 2000 pro be able to email me a copy of kernel32.dll in their C:/Windows/System folder? i need to play with a crotch cannon....

Submitted by Fuunsaiki (user info) at 2003-04-20 19:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can even wait till after your totally done drinking and about to pass out. Drink a Gaderade or however you spell it and a glass or 2 of water. This will stop hangovers most the time unless you managed to drink a whole 1/5 of JD or something:P. You need rehydrate like he said by the body needs electrolights also. Gaderade has more than water in that area and it'll help the brain out. Almost like a jump start for you brain.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-20 19:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well, i've done it like that before, but the last time i was at the bar i asked the bartender for a glass of water. he was like "uuuuhhhhh, andy.... are you ok?" i was like "yeah, fuck it. give me another warsteiner dunkel!"

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-04-20 18:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it doesnt work that way. drink a glass of water between each beer and there will be almost no hangover at all. you stil get drunk, but your brain stays hydrated from the water. drinking it after the fact is like trying to feed a dead person; sure, you COULD do it, but is it going to give the desired effect?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-20 17:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, but i usually drink water the day after.

Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-20 17:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont get it, what are we talking about?

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-04-20 16:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hidden, you know drinking equal amounts of water and beer will avert the hangover, right?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-20 15:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, i drank until 6am. i can't believe i feel fine today. i thought i would have a terrible hangover. i think i made a drunken post around 5am.

Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-04-20 14:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YEA DOWN WITH HIDDEN!! Ha, my LT is better then yours. Why the hell are you up so early? You were still drinking when I left at like 3!

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-20 13:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

People posting things simply to insult one another suck. I haven't been here long, but I can already tell that this sucks. Find something better to do with your time than post things that deliberately insult people OVER THE INTERNET.

Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-20 12:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

People are hating me. I must be popular!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-20 12:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't know, hotdog, i lost count. there's just too many. you're starting to get your own now, too. isn't it great? when i saw your hate post this morning, it just made want to leave Ubersite for good this time. i just can't stand it anymore. Ubersite has changed so much... it used to be the best thing since drink_ddt's mom, but now it's just a bunch of worthless, immature hate posts. i may not be around here very much longer...

Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-04-20 11:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just can't give anyone a -2 today, Happy Easter!

Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-20 10:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So Hidden...


How many hate posts does that make?

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-04-20 07:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Gosh hidden why didnt you tell me you felt that way about...about US! How could you do this to me!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-20 06:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"so you're not as cool on the Internet as me and Loren"

oh my god.... it's called SARCASM.

goddamn.... i'm surrounded by idiots.

i'm drunk now, and i was drunk when i wrote that. fuck off.


Homer: The secret ingredient is --

Moe: Homer, no!

Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter
children's cough syrup!

Flaming Moe's