All aboard the gay train (1476 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by James Smith <JamesSmithEsq.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-07 04:50:39 EDT
Why is it sexy when you can see a little bit of a womans thong when she bends ov*drool*er, but when you see a guys thong when he bends over you want to puke.
The other day i was on the picadilly line going up to north london, a trip i have promised myself i will never ever make again, and i must have got on just as some sort of gay parade was finishing.
Now i could mention here that i have a lot of gay friends etc etc, but i dont. One of the two gay guys i knew moved to south africa (i didnt really like him) and i dont know what happened to the other one. We kissed and i've never spoken to him since. Im not gay, i was just gaydrunk.
So im on the gay train and there are all these gay guys around me checking eachother out and what. Not some bad looking people there. If i was inclined to hump bearded ladies i would've been in heaven.
And then this short italian looking stud bends over to tie his shoelace. We all knew what he was doing (even us straight guys knew). He was going to show off his arse.
He started by just bending over slightly and showing how tight he was in those jeans. That move got a lot of attention and so the act continued.
He bent down further and, in a move no doubt attributed to J-LO, thrust his hairy little arse out to reveal a pink thong.
There were laughs and gasps from all over the carriage and i think someone even asked for a lock of hair.
It was then that an incredibly well built guy leant over from where he was sitting and gave this guy the biggest wedgie i have ever seen in my life. Those pink babies were stretched almost a whole metre before he let them snap back.
The next thing i remember was the noise. You know when you do a fat chick and her flab hits against itself and you get that loud slap slap SLAP sound? That was this only louder. It snapped back so hard i thought he was gonna cough up his colon. But to my eternal dissapointment he never did.
What, boringly, followed was a short italian doing a forward roll and then some foreign swearing and eventually a wink from the big guy to me.
He never called me back either.
- All aboard the gay train! -
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:00:38 EDT (#)
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because thongs are made for women, not men.
Men should dress like men, not hairy women. If I was into hairy women, I'd date them.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-07 06:11:10 EDT (#)
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"Why is it sexy when you can see a little bit of a womans thong when she bends ov*drool*er, but when you see a guys thong when he bends over you want to puke. "
Because women are soft and curvy and pleasing to the eye, and men are lumpy and hairy and shouldn't be see by the light of day.
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-05-07 05:57:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 04:54:56 (#)
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THE LINK IS NSFW- DON'T CLICK THE LINK!!!!!!!
The post is funny- mabe repost it without the horrible link with no warning?
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I'll re-post if im forced to.
Till then, let this be a lesson as to what you let your dirty little mouse finger.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 04:54:56 EDT (#)
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THE LINK IS NSFW- DON'T CLICK THE LINK!!!!!!!
The post is funny- mabe repost it without the horrible link with no warning?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-07 04:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a big fan of wedgies.
Always wedgify the unsuspecting, I say.
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-05-07 04:52:06 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention: NSFA!