my first attempt at serious fiction (634 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.64 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2005-05-07 18:09:06 EDT
my black girlfriend has cancer.
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahah
I remember this guy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-10-08 12:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no.
thats my girlfriend
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-09 08:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-08 22:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant rate this positive or negative because of the pic and if thats Cookielass "hubba hubba" so have a worth reading 0 for the pic. again "hubba hubba".
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-08 17:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy crap, she's got a hand sticking out of her left shoulder!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-08 17:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it pancreatic?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-08 07:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-07 23:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-05-07 19:04:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd prefer the coma.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-07 23:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-07 19:56:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me know when your first attempt (and hopefully last) at suicide is.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-07 21:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 because you stole a different user's image.
Cookielass beats Tigre any day.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-05-07 21:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was shit.
But a emphatic PLUS TWO for not posting the same old fatass picture from your previous 312 posts.
The adage is true...when all else fails...fresh tactics!
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-07 19:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me know when your first attempt (and hopefully last) at suicide is.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-05-07 19:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd prefer the coma.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck, that ruled.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This doesn't even make sense.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:14:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
it's fiction because my girlfriend is a broom handle and it's african american, not black
i would also like to say that thecaes must be the dorkiest guy on this site. i'm sure you'll win her over and the other thousand girls i see you trying to pick up on. loser.
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Awww. Now you hurt my feelings.
Well, I'm off to my weekly Dork Support Group meeting.
Oh, and it's not "trying to pick up on", it's called, "not being an ass."
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn. I thought this was going to be crappy fiction by the ratings. Then I saw it was just crappy. Way to let a brother down.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
example and then im done
in this picture her eyes are dark green/almost brown. her other pictures her eyes are bright green. her skin tone, hair color, even her body frame don't look anything alike
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first of all i don't understand how anyone can look at that picture and the one she submitted for the directory and think they are the same
this is probably her older sister or someone she admires i'd say
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're a dick, but Cookie's a Scottish hottie.
A Scottie, if you will.
<ducks>
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's fiction because my girlfriend is a broom handle and it's african american, not black
i would also like to say that thecaes must be the dorkiest guy on this site. i'm sure you'll win her over and the other thousand girls i see you trying to pick up on. loser.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm, not good at all...
...but +1 for that picture of Cookielass that I really like.
Rowr
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just missed. Keep trying though, asswipe!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 18:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good Luck with that.