Vote me for God (767 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.29 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-08 05:15:14 EDT
I am officially running for God
I am fed up with God breaking his promises and pandering to interest groups
His PR team aka Jesus is lazy as fuck too
If you're sick of Heaven insiders calling all the shots vote me for God
If you're sick of an omnipresent slacker that sits around with his thumb in his ass vote me for God
If your sick of not having defined abs vote me for God
I promise hot soup on every table and midget porn in every VCR
Clown fucking midgets, ripped abs, tasty soup, no cancer, 0.9 percent APR on all foreign SUVS
Don't you think if God cared about you your abs would be much tighter?
God had his chance and blew it
Vote me for God in '05!
User Reviews
Submitted by Kaustubh (user info) at 2005-11-24 21:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD'S BUSY SUCKING EVIL BLACK DICK
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What if I run as fuck Jesus?
do I still get the votes
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-08 21:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, USED to have the beard and hair... Dam job. But I'm still all peace love and brotherhood.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-08 21:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll vote you if I can run as Jesus. I got the hair, the beard, and the hippyness.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 20:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I accept
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-08 19:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Captain Foamy for God.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 14:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like people support me taking over the position of God
Fit abs for everyone!
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-08 14:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God really is a slacker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-08 12:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-08 12:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
well at least this post isn't about how "leet" you are
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-08 12:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His PR team aka Jesus is lazy as fuck too
You've got my vote.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-08 10:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 vote urging you to kill yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-08 09:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, congratulations...you got a nice rating for what, in all honesty, is more sheer stupidity and something that is NOT original in any way, shape or form.
Retards beget retards and God knows this site is full of them.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2005-05-08 07:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok.
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-05-08 07:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-08 07:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't too bad
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tell you what......
You wake my hook....uh...Escor.....uh....girl friend(that sounds better) up,
and you got my vote, o soon to be puppet master of the world.
Goddamn smack!
Sorry God,
Need an assistant?
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you get voted in, can I still talk to you like I did your predecessor?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you want to be God. God is a faggot. I love you for who you are Cpt.
Submitted by thepoet03 (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you make me look good feel good get me laid and make me not have to worry about money raising kids and allow me to eat what I want when I want it and play video games and make sure new games keep comming out and let me live forever and time travel I will vote you God. Otherwise I'll wait for the guy who can do all of this for me. Sorry...
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got my vote.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote me