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life time of + 2 if you can answer my question! And a picture of girls kissing. (1360 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.75 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mike Hawk <thepoet03.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-08 05:21:12 EDT


What does what I have written below this line and above the next not have.

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MickGinny, (sorry man I had to put a man in it.) walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. MickGinny, walking towards that group, saw a youg girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration.

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Good luck and to the winner goes the spoils...

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User Reviews


Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-09 04:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Puddin' Pops.

Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-05-09 04:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because i wouldnt mind having my dick in between those tongues, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i haven't looked at the reviews, i swear.


letter e, though. knew it after the first sentence.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-05-08 19:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I admit it...I clicked for the girls kissing. And they look underage, which only makes it hotter!

Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-05-08 15:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I didn't read the article, but +2 for the pic of girls kissing
-1 for the girls not being naked

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-08 12:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

blah blah, sherlock holmes, e,t r,s,l,n, blah blah

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-08 12:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How fucking old is this?

Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-08 11:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's significant because the letter "e" is the most common letter in the english language.

That last sentence had 12 "e"'s in it.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-08 10:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's also missing an "n" in young, dipshit.

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2005-05-08 07:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the letter E

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-08 06:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BWAHAHAHAHA

"Mike Hawk"

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-08 06:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Nevermind.....
I decided to read the reviews.




Weak

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-05-08 06:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Was it missing coherence?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-08 06:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok Ok......a vowel?

Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't even read the paragraph without focusing on the women... So i have no idea what this is about. Other people seem to be +2'ing it so it's probably good.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well YOU posted it, I would assume you know where it came from. I think a simpson's quote is needed to sort this out:

Mr. Burns: Okay, Leonard, I'm a good sport; if you can explain why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter 'e', then you can keep your job.
Lenny: (Confused) Uh, ok... um, I'm a good work, guy...
Mr. Burns: You're fired.
Lenny: But I didn't say 'e'!
Mr. Burns: Oh, you will.
Lenny: Eeeeeeeeeeeee...

Submitted by thepoet03 (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

can anyone tell me what this is from and or why it not having the letter E is important so I feel like you guys are really smart and not just observant.

Submitted by thepoet03 (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was far to easy I guess. Damn midnight people being smart clever and observant. :( I will make my next attempt much harder.

Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The letter E



and Z and Q

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

letter e?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And a happy ending.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A picture of girls kissing.

Submitted by thepoet03 (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn that was quick lol
he wins ;) good job professor. Knows his lit...

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it is severly lacking both the words dick and balls

Submitted by thepoet03 (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

close... keep trying

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Letter 'e'

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sense


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