I am going back in time and fucking your dad in style! I SAID IT! (990 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-08 23:51:44 EDT
Ok, so here is my plan
First I am going to build a time machine with a sick ass spoiler on it
then I am going to take it back in time and rob a bank and get a bag of money
lets say I do this at 6pm
then guess what
I am going to go back at 5:50 and rob the same bank
then I am gonna have two bags of money
I robbed the same bank twice and have double the fucking money
I figured it out
then I am going to go back every ten minutes and rob it from the time it closes until the time it opens
it is concievable to accumulate more money than even exists
then I am going to use it to buy a luxury coat rack
then I am going to fuck your dad and push him into it
then I am going to bend all his pogs up
Your dad has pogs and I fucked him
in his prime
I am talking 1982
God, you were just a baby then
thats why he got all weird
ZOMBIE JESUS!
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Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are wrong about that
I cause you have to steal it once at 3:50
and I still have the cash
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) Crap for the sake of crap.
2) You forget the time travel paradox. If you steal it first at 3:55, then go back to 3:50 and steal it, it won't be there at 3:55, because you stole it at 3:50.
3) Did I mention this is crap?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would whip your ass in any time period ever
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-09 19:05:56 EDT (#)
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My time machine worked, but instead of going back in time, I went ahead to the future and beat the shit out of you. You are so dead next Thursday afternoon at 2:37pm.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 16:17:46 EDT (#)
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Yeah you might want to stop by a little earlier and tell yourself not to be so fucking gay your whole life
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:14:16 EDT (#)
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I'm going to build a time machine then go back in time and stop myself from wasting my time reading this stupid post.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:42:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah I might submit this to the New York Times as breaking news
it could possibly change the world
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-09 11:53:09 EDT (#)
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+2 pogs
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-09 10:57:32 EDT (#)
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This should be on the front page of the New York Times.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-09 10:38:06 EDT (#)
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I laughed...really hard.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:14:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:09:29 EDT (#)
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another great post
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-09 08:56:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-09 08:38:01 EDT (#)
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-09 07:17:05 EDT (#)
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then I am going to use it to buy a luxury coat rack
then I am going to fuck your dad and push him into it
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That never gets old.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-09 07:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You stink.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-05-09 04:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pogs saved this otherwise lame post. How can plus two this when there are ace posts with genuine good writing in?
check out this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65887
Its genuine good writing.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-05-09 03:16:18 EDT (#)
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Pogs! Paaaahahahhaha!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:48:36 EDT (#)
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the pogs bit was harsh.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:32:10 EDT (#)
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Thats because I am the shit
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:43:13 EDT (#)
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You actually made me laugh. Good for you.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:22:06 EDT (#)
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Good.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:21:31 EDT (#)
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What's an ass spoiler do? Don't think my dad would like that very much.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:12:37 EDT (#)
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you gotta think outside the box
thus compelling and strange are very similar
both deviations from the norm
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:08:43 EDT (#)
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Your a very strange man foamy but oddly compelling.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:01:24 EDT (#)
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classic.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:51:07 EDT (#)
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i knew my dad had sex with you, i could smell your nauseating michael jordan cologne on him four miles away. godamn you foamy.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:43:21 EDT (#)
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If you wanna be a dad fucking time pirate you have to think about these things
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:34:45 EDT (#)
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And by 'bak' I meant 'bank', because only cool people misspell everything
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:34:09 EDT (#)
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I never thought about the bak thing...... or fucking another guy's dad...... I swear
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:21:01 EDT (#)
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Keep on rocking Foameister.
+2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:14:34 EDT (#)
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My dad has pogs?
That explains a lot.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:12:41 EDT (#)
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ha ha everyone loves foamy
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hey check out the site if you want
the blog is constantly updated
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:08:12 EDT (#)
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I hate to say it...but this diserves at least a +0. Grab a coat, hell has frozen over.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:04:39 EDT (#)
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One of your better ones.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 00:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rock
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:59:59 EDT (#)
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You're too damn much, Foamy. Here, have your fucking +2.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-08 23:54:08 EDT (#)
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yeah i did this a couple times