I think I had a dream about DonkeyontheEdge... (764 hits)
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Submitted by JulsInsane <julsinsane.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-09 01:23:08 EDT
Last night after I went out with a few friends in NYC and after a night of drinking, and then drinking some more I decided to take a cab home. After drifting in and out of sleep in the cab I did a naked strip tease on the way into my bedroom where I took off my shoes, a sock, my pants, and unclasped my bra, but left my jacket and shirt on.
I dreamt that I superglued all those Charity and Cause ribbons to the cars in my neighborhood, then my Neon morphed into a monster truck and I started to roll over the car that blocks my driveway on a regular basis. At this point a bunch of people showed up, one person in particular I remember, Uber's very own DonkeyontheEdge. I think it was Donkey and I didn't actually speak to him, and it wasn't sexual. I woke up feeling odd, and wondering had I in some way taken advantage of a person who I had never met, spoken to, or conversed with in any way at all by subconciously including him in my dream.
This whole experience has left me with a few theories that might explain why I may have dreamt about him:
1. I have just moved back to NYC and have been single for a little while leaving me open to suggestion... wink wink wink
2. Since starting my own business I spend most hours awake and as a result online on Ubersite, thus leaving me open to suggestion.
3. Uber has hypnotic qualities.
4. Donkey has hypnotic qualities.
5. I should stop mixing Jager, Redbull, Magners, Boddingtons, Chimay, and Gin and Tonics together in one night.
Sorry Donkey!
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:56:04 EDT (#)
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i live by nyc. im me- timdwpi
i also dream about donkey on a fairly regular basis
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:50:29 EDT (#)
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I hear you, I used to go out to the bars and drink gin and tonic's spaced between shots of Yager and cans of Boddingtons. I call this the rolling black out. Boy do I miss those days, the....well, the not remembering.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-09 11:38:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:32:01 (#)
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Ubersite users I have had dreams about:
Hadley Tobedone
Pentameter
TigerLilly
Shlongy
Tranny Bart
Sphagnum
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Hot damn! I'm dreamy....
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-05-09 11:35:30 EDT (#)
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ohh,
and the line about the staring at the waitress?
it's there for humor.
I try to not stare at women,
becuase it causes my body to feel funny and things to change shape.
momma says that's the devil in me. It upsets her.
It ain't good to upset momma.
now what's all this winkin about?
momma might say you implying something sex-u-el.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-05-09 11:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ilike this line:
...where I took off my shoes, a sock, my pants....
I've been there, where one sock is where you leave it.
nice style to your writing.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-05-09 10:04:02 EDT (#)
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Yes Scrum, I am THAT girl who drinks Chimay. Its really not that impressive when you realise I will drink anything. Also got tickets for that game you can't go to.
Nah-ner nah-ner nah-ner
I think now in the harsh light of day I may have now created the persona of the weirdest and oddest woman on Uber. DAMN!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:32:01 EDT (#)
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Ubersite users I have had dreams about:
Hadley Tobedone
Pentameter
TigerLilly
Shlongy
Tranny Bart
Sphagnum
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:13:13 EDT (#)
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I've been having recurring Star Wars dreams for the past few nights. Last night I don't remember one, so I think I might've broken the cycle. Instead, I recall a dream of myself at the New York Botanical Gardens with my grandfather. There was some sort of magic show going on and my grandfather and myself were part of the audience. He had wrapped himself in a sort of white satin sheet with blue and green flowers. He said, "I'm going to go take a walk." I asked, "Will you be okay?" He replied, "Of course," and faded away.
I prefer Star Wars dreams. I have lightsabers in them.
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:11:08 EDT (#)
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So you are a girl that drinks Chimay?? No shit. Can't even find it at a bar in Kansas, except at one of my resturaunts, and I try not to get too shitty in my own places. God how I loathe this state.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-09 07:47:56 EDT (#)
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Ooooooo-kaaaaaay.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-09 05:59:12 EDT (#)
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Theres your problem right there.
Boddingtons.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59197
<spews>
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:14:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:11:25 (#)
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Pffft...
I have donkeyontheedge dreams all the time and you don't hear me posting about 'em.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 02:11:25 EDT (#)
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Pffft...
I have donkeyontheedge dreams all the time and you don't hear me posting about 'em.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty creepy, have a +2
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-09 01:24:34 EDT (#)
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Starting the +2 bandwagon!