10 Reasons Against Ubercon June in Michigan (1658 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "I'm all outta ideas" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-05-09 12:56:03 EDT
This Ubercon (http://www.ubersite.com/m/65918)is a disaster in the making...
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1. Tornadoes and death storms
2. Deer
3. To close to Canada
4. Possible drought
5. Munkeypants will throw up on you
6. Bo Jackson doesn't approve
7. The Man will try to ruin our shannigans and confiscate our stash
8. Michigan is shaped like a glove. One day it could possibly throw everything into space. Could it be that weekend?? DUN DUN DUN...
9. Mosquitos=Malaria=DEATH
10. The campsites are in the middle of the lake
I guess I'll go.
I want/DEMAND someone to drive with me or visa versa
That is all
GO LIONS WOO!!!
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-29 17:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-05-10 18:16:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:18:45 (#)
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Damnit...
Michigan in June and NYC in September?
Michigan is within the price range, but too early to ask for time off at my new job.
New York is out of my price range, but I'll have been working long enough to ask for time off.
Why can't we all find a happy medium like CHicago in August or something?
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how about chicago in... now?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-10 07:49:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:52:26 EDT (#)
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actually michigan is shaped like a turtle.
proof: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53202
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:11:54 EDT (#)
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If you let me carpool with you, I'm in.
GO SOX WOO
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
orl troo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit...
Michigan in June and NYC in September?
Michigan is within the price range, but too early to ask for time off at my new job.
New York is out of my price range, but I'll have been working long enough to ask for time off.
Why can't we all find a happy medium like CHicago in August or something?
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All too true.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah she will.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-09 17:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You funny man.
Firefly... convince him to come... you're charming and sweet, and who can say no to you?
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-05-09 17:12:40 EDT (#)
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Holy Shit! Habeeb actually made me laugh.. Igh! Agh! Mmmph! Spplllaaaahhh!!!
Damn my asshole is too damn tight for those flying monkeys.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-09 16:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you manage to destroy every photo you get your hands on?
The puke effect made me laugh. This is your best post yet.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-09 16:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Zoidberg, gotta' Jew on the ratings.
Not like you're gonna' run outta' +2's, skipper...
THEY ARE FREE.
;-)
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-09 16:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"To close to Canada"
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HA HA! Canada sucks! Auto +2 for mocking that waste of a country.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:34:01 EDT (#)
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8. Michigan is shaped like a glove. One day it could possibly throw everything into space. Could it be that weekend??
he's got a point
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:23:09 EDT (#)
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"Michigan is shaped like a glove. One day it could possibly throw everything into space. Could it be that weekend?? DUN DUN DUN..."
Ahahaha. You're my favorite nutjob evAr.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:18:33 EDT (#)
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I have the Helmut Cat picture as my background at work...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:06:18 EDT (#)
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GO LIONS WOO!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
" I told you it was a bad idea."
"Shut up Habeeb."
Somehow, I found that really funny.
I would have thought you'd be anxious to drive the Mustang anywhere and everywhere.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
doth my eyes deceive?
habeeb has a perfect +2?
someone distract zoidberg!!
.... okay that shakespeare shit was fucking gay. i apologize.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Jesus Christpunch!
If Habeeb is gonna' go, I might have to plan this.
Fuck.
Anybody got a weed hookup in Michigan? I sure don't.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:54:53 EDT (#)
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It is the only way I will be able to convince Jeremy to come.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:50:17 EDT (#)
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Only if habbbed is coming for real.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:38:08 EDT (#)
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You're coming Firefly???
w00t!!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:30:09 EDT (#)
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heheh
you're going
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:26:19 EDT (#)
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I meant favorite
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:25:51 EDT (#)
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You are annie's facorite user also.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:22:09 EDT (#)
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I am coming now.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:09:30 EDT (#)
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"5. Munkeypants will throw up on you "
Haha.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:08:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:07:01 (#)
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I won't be there either. Whose idea was the 21 age restriction?
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AHA!! we have a clue as to your identity!!
oh wait. maybe you are refering to the lack of young boys?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't be there either. Whose idea was the 21 age restriction?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:00:14 (#)
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don't go to michigan honkies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:01:12 EDT (#)
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Thats what Bo Jackson would say
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:00:42 EDT (#)
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Bo knows.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-09 13:00:14 EDT (#)
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don't go to michigan honkies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-09 12:58:58 EDT (#)
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sha-Michigoned!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-09 12:58:34 EDT (#)
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yes you will
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-09 12:57:59 EDT (#)
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I WILL NOT THROW UP!!