What Should Britney Spears Name Her Baby??? (1843 hits)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (View user info) at 2005-05-09 21:14:44 EDT
ASPARAGUS SPEARS!!!!!
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:27:12 EDT (#)
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Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-10 03:03:28 (#)
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Hey, how about Myshittyattemptathumor Spears?
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And people call *me* a bitch? Christ...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:22:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:09:38 (#)
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I'm partial to Rawrgy McRawrgson
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:09:38 EDT (#)
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I'm partial to Rawrgy McRawrgson
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:46:08 EDT (#)
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bahahahahahaha
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:32:20 EDT (#)
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She should name it Bart, after the father.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-10 11:11:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-10 03:03:28 (#)
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Hey, how about Myshittyattemptathumor Spears?
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Wow. That's a good one. How do you feel about Removeyourtamponfromyourasshole Spears?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-05-10 09:53:22 EDT (#)
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"Fucked-up-in-the-head-cuz-my-mom-used-to-be-kinda-hot-until-everyone-realized-she-was-just-no-talent-white-trash" Spears
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-10 08:44:39 EDT (#)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm asparagus
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-10 05:30:55 EDT (#)
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how about 'cunt sucking whore'?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-10 03:22:17 EDT (#)
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Every time I make broccoli from the frozen bags, I make it dance around and sing "Oops, I did it again." I'm like, "It's Broccoli Spears!!!!" - you know, giving it the introducion. Then I make a crowd cheering noise as she dances and sings across the kitchen counter.
That is all.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-10 03:03:28 EDT (#)
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Hey, how about Myshittyattemptathumor Spears?
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:47:55 EDT (#)
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Bart.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:31:18 EDT (#)
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Beatmymom Spears. Hey, as long as the mom's already named Beatme anyway...
How about Oops, after one of her most popular songs? (I think.) That oughta give the kid a complex for life. As if the poor bastard isn't going to have enough problems as it is.
Or how about Shesnotmyrealmom? You know the kid is going to be saying that all the time anyway.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:17:18 EDT (#)
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Chuck
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:11:52 EDT (#)
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keenan ivory spears?
shaq spears
humphry spears
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:56:47 EDT (#)
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I WOULD CALL IT NIGGER SPEARS
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:41:49 EDT (#)
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I wanna name my kid "Getdown", so that whenever his teacher calls his name "Getdown Maiorano", he'll start dancing. Yeah.... that would rule.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:17:08 EDT (#)
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The load she should have swallowed?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:02:17 EDT (#)
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1 for this:
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:57:56 (#)
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how about aborted?
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:01:37 EDT (#)
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Next time I am quite certain I will scroll down the post to view it's entirety.
That being said, and aside from the fact that I have now been stripped of all possible
"cute" answers, and will not be the first to answer......
I am quite certain that I absolutely, positively do not care what whatcamacallit calls
her little spawn of whatever.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:51:39 EDT (#)
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Metal
Zulu
Shit
Cock
Kevin
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-09 22:41:59 EDT (#)
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Anakin.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:57:56 EDT (#)
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how about aborted?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:57:20 EDT (#)
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Panty Spears or Anal Spears.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:42:23 EDT (#)
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Carrot.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:29:20 EDT (#)
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You misspelt "pwnsome"
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:27:06 EDT (#)
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Kidney Spears.
That would work a lot better if her last name were Bean.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:25:45 EDT (#)
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I vote for Slutty McBadhairday. You've got incorporate something from both parents.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:22:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/64181
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:21:06 EDT (#)
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Two points I have:
1) If the baby were a boy, they could call him "Gus" for short. Then we would know that even though Britney has no brains, she has a sense of humor.
2) Gweneth Paltrow named her kid "Apple"
That's all.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:18:51 EDT (#)
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Asparagus
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:17:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:16:01 (#)
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What about
Wooden Spears
but wouldnt it be FEDERLINE or whatever that homeless guy is called?
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Another idea I thought of was "FISHING SPEARS"
And hush about the Federline thing. No one can make a joke out of his last name.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:16:01 EDT (#)
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What about
Wooden Spears
but wouldnt it be FEDERLINE or whatever that homeless guy is called?