I made three posts with positive ratings in a row! This cannot stand (737 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.83 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-09 23:02:09 EDT
I farted in your pillow case
ha ha
your face is gonna smell like my ass at work tomorrow
I rule the Earth
people fart where you sleep
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-11 13:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah
blah blah blah
useless meaningless words
poop fart fuck poop
ha ha!
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-05-11 13:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-10 19:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy for god?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That streak shall come to an end, dipshit.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy 4 life nigga
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-10 09:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:05:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
And you wonder why people hate you...
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"Hello POT, yeah it's me... KETTLE. Guess what? ... Yup, you're BLACK."
FUCK YOU FATASS!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-10 08:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 08:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you Foamy. Here's a zero to help you maintain your negative rating.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-10 08:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 cos GLALL is a funny motherfucker
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-10 08:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent rip battle.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-10 08:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:24:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Best new poster.
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Is Foamy really forgotten so fast?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-10 03:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good job.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-10 02:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
there you go!
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart wanted to give this a pos duece but he is worried about his rep
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-10 01:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah game genies sucked they worked for 3 weeks
I ment to write punched his dad in asshole on that one too
I fucked it up
his dad was washing my chest with his mouth and I had to throw up and push him and I forgot where I was at with my sentence
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you have to blow in his ass (and, in turn, the game genie) before you put it in?
when i don't, it gets all jittery and fucks up
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll make it an even 0
for the game genie comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your moms vagina is very big
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stevie = limp dicked cube jockie
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was shit on your part loser. I can't help it if you fucking suck so bad that you can't handle what just happened. Your simple-minded dad jokes wear on me, because I want to take my hand and push it into your chest, and take all that fucking suck that has manifested into you and crush it, because it is wasting the time that I could be masturbating you retarded hair-spewing whore. WHORE.
Be back tomorrow!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Frap = Fag
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree that rip battle was straight rubbish
Thats my favorite thing about England the overuse of the word rubbish
I love it
it is so much better than garbage
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best new poster.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK
I'll help pound this turd down flat for ya.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and my level of humor is beyond any comprehension of any mere mortal person.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's because i'm high as balls.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2? Who am I kidding? +2
P.S. This rip battle is sort of shit. GLALL - your rips aren't making sense.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cigarettes, the ultimate sign of avoidance.
i have to sleep, be back tomorrow in i don't know time to claim my victory as rip battle guy. YEAH!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually tied your dad to a ceiling fan and him in the asshole with every rotation
his face was pointed away form me but I know he was smiling
hey I have to get smokes be back in 15
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you'll barter with my fist that's made of giant fucking spikes and ceiling fans, it's retractable and it cuts like really thin so you bleed for ten hours and go "oh look i left a light on" and you go to turn it off BUT YOU MOVE AND FALL APART CAUSE YOUR DEAD BANG! DEAD. Then my dad will finally come back and we can be a family again. you gettin sliced, fool.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you cant really
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How can I deny the -2 that you want.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dad sucks cock not to get spit on
at least you can barter with cotton candy
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny thing, my dad always eats out of dog bowls. Why? What the fuck do you care.
It's because god is dog backwards and he thinks it's some metaphorical bullshit, i don't know, he's a hippy. at least he doesn't suck cock for cotton candy at the fair like your buddy John or Bill or Paul, whatever random name of friend that you know. County fairs and shit like that, fuck man, get a life.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 00:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pogs
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I make your dad fix my roof or I wont fill up his dog bowl
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a Game Genie? Cheater. Know what I do with Nintendos? i use them to throw into the sky because i'm hoping that they hit your house and cause damage to the roofing. How many dollars this year alone have you spent on new siding for your house alone this year? I hope it's more than 100 dollars because you are a filthy, rotten godamn cheater.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He sounds good
I don't let him look me in the eyes
and I am usually fucking other dudes and kids in his face
I know his asshole can fit a game genie
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My dad left us for you. i mean, hey, i was just keeping it cool you know, cause we both fuck your mom all the time, tag-team style, but this? How is my dad frap? Is he still obsessed with John Wayne movies? Does he still drink a Mountain Dew every night before he goes to bed? You son of a bitch.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know your dad is so mad my massive cocaine addiction is taking its toll on my rock hard erection. He is buying me herbal remedies and shit
I keep telling him it is because he got ugly cause I like to see him cry
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's what i'm sayin brotha. We throw down it could be catastrophic, I'll keep it to jokes about your mom being all anal retentive about me keeping my drinking to a minimum so I can still get hard later on and nail her. Seriously though, your mom is cool.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ps I had an '89 taurus and It fucking rocked
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are sweet God
yeah me and you can throw down sometime
Shlongy was a joke
The better the challenger the better the rip battle I always say
I challenge people on the street
they lose in disgrace
it is awesome
they always wonder what just happened
I would explain but their mother is giving me head
its awesome
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
come on pussy, i don't have all day to stand around and wait for you to pull up your panties and get done peeing out of that hole that should be your penis. don't be scared.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because rip battles rule your house.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just read your rip battle with shlongy frap, and i must say i was entertained. you need a bigger challenge, though, someone, really, me-ish. Rip battle, Wednesday, or Saturday or fucking whenever man, me, you, you get your face fucked by a Ford Taurus and a bag of french fries.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you should sell that on ebay
+1 for the response
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an audiofile of me sticking alien objects into your mothers wide grotesque ass
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, his best post would be an audiofile of his own suicide.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This, sadly, could be your best post ever.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
finally a terrible post!
I have been trying so hard
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn I hate you frap.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's wonderful, it's magical. Oh boy, here it comes. Another fucking idiot.
-- Homer Simpson
And Maggie Makes Three
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-09 23:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you wonder why people hate you...