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Category: Humor -> Dumb Jobs

Rating: 1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Metaphysical (View user info) at 2005-05-10 02:03:40 EDT


Right,

Look at it like this. You are off for Business Trainings for Ten days. Yeah, TEN LONG days.
Your subordinates have conflicting views with your boss. They quit. When YOU get back, you are asked to reign the realm of upset customers and given an opportunity to control the huge Customer BASE till new help is hired.

Welcome to my workplace.

It did happen. It is the second day of the week but I am still wearing the clothes I wore on Monday morning (all of them, UGH). I haven't gone back home yet. Do i have a home ? They were talking about Tsunamis (not again!! PUHLEEZ). I was awarded with a coffee break in the morning when my boss walked in and I had a werewolf look in my eyes. Sometimes, being an insomniac helps I'll say.

So, here it goes. The Tuesday will be spent in business presentations. I will shave my facial hair growth sometime during the Lunch Hour.

I will not rate myself as a cynic but the week has beenreal hectic. Here it is to the Lords of Bad times.

For those, who utterly got bored of this message (MOST OF YOU), a nice attached picture.
Please don't mind my English. It is supposed to be like this.



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Ranking: 1

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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-10 08:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the button at the end.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-10 07:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh dear...as in the words of the great Chaka Khan..I feel for you.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-05-10 04:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

murder them:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49614

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-10 02:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to pee right now

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-10 02:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

KILL THEM ALL

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-10 02:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just quit. I don't see the problem.


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