Star Wars Episode III will beat Titanic (739 hits)
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Submitted by TMA (View user info) at 2005-05-10 11:43:37 EDT
I guarantee the final installment of the Star Wars sexilogy will finally beat that shit-flick Titanic by at least 200 million dollars. Everybody I know is waiting to see episode 3. AND it's supposed to be much "darker" than the previous episodes; thus it will not have the jar-jar binks fallout that caused the first episodes failure and that love story that ruined the second episode.
Titanic:
USA Gross ---> $600,788,188
Worldwide Gross ---> $1,845,034,188
Star Wars III:
USA Gross ---> $800,000,000
Worldwide Gross --> 3,500,000,000
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-11 01:08:08 EDT (#)
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Episode 1 was fir children.
Episode 2 was nearly a chick-flick.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-05-10 18:25:33 EDT (#)
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on my wedding registry, one of the items is a darth vader helmet with voice changing effects.
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:39:31 EDT (#)
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Teephphah - Same with me. I have been reading spoilers for a while. I am going to a midnight showing on the 18th, just like I did for Ep II
Now if only I can get my trash-can converted to an R2-D2 costume.
WHAT?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:31:46 EDT (#)
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pssssh. Been there, done that, Fatman.
You people think I'm kidding with my geek credentials. I'm not.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:27:30 EDT (#)
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AIM - OK2BTPK
Haha...I suck
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:27:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:19:41 (#)
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Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:13:28 (#)
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Jar Jar plays a far more active role in this one as he is very popular with young audiences, as will there be large fight scenes involving only CGI characters, it was in the papers. And thats why its going to suck; except for all the bits with darth vader because thats just going to be great.
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Not true. Jar Jar is in the movie, but he doesn't even have a speaking part this time. Even if he were going to play a more active role, the PG-13 rating would keep those "young audiences" away.
Don't be bringing that fake spoiler crap up in this bitch. There are REAL nerds around.
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I have a link to Kevin Smith's (Silent Bob) review of Ep III. He saw a screener copy a few weeks ago. IM me for a link, or I can post it here
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:18:51 EDT (#)
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SHIT FILM POST => BANNED
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:51:13 EDT (#)
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It's only a fucking movie.
Yes, I said it.
It's only a fucking movie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:50:10 EDT (#)
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Both those movies- and this post - suck ass.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:37:56 EDT (#)
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Yawn.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:32:05 EDT (#)
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i loved how they were making titanic and they went "you know... the most infamous ship sinking story ever, combined with the death of hundreds (thousands? i dont know how many) of people is neat and all... but the story doesn't really... grab you. what we need is... i know!! A LOVE STORY! We'll make the ship sinking a minor plot point in the greater picture of a love story!"
assholes.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:19:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:13:28 (#)
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Jar Jar plays a far more active role in this one as he is very popular with young audiences, as will there be large fight scenes involving only CGI characters, it was in the papers. And thats why its going to suck; except for all the bits with darth vader because thats just going to be great.
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Not true. Jar Jar is in the movie, but he doesn't even have a speaking part this time. Even if he were going to play a more active role, the PG-13 rating would keep those "young audiences" away.
Don't be bringing that fake spoiler crap up in this bitch. There are REAL nerds around.
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:13:28 EDT (#)
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Jar Jar plays a far more active role in this one as he is very popular with young audiences, as will there be large fight scenes involving only CGI characters, it was in the papers. And thats why its going to suck; except for all the bits with darth vader because thats just going to be great.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:04:01 EDT (#)
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I'm going to see figures that take into account
A larger current population
Inflation
More points of distribution (theaters)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:23:47 EDT (#)
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i hoep so, but i doubt it.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:23:14 EDT (#)
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Sorry, but sappy chicks outnumber nerdy guys that play Stratego. Nothing will be knocking Titanic off its perch for a long time.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:15:49 EDT (#)
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I just realized yesterday that I am will be "celebrating" my two-year anniversary at my job on the 19th. That means that I get a raise in salary (again) on the 19th. Episode III also comes out on the 19th.
I fully expect to get hit by a bus on the 18th. In fact, I kind of hope I get hit by a bus on the 18th, otherwise my life is sort of going to lose a whole lot of meaning by the 20th.
Well, except for the more money and the Star Wars television series that is reportedly in the works.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:12:42 EDT (#)
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lets hope so
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:09:06 EDT (#)
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It is the first of the 6 movies to recieve a PG-13 rating, this means it should be a little more violent and action packed. I am SO FUCKING STOKED for this movie to come out, just hear the evil dark side music from Episodes 4,5,6 get me all hppy in my pants.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:03:17 EDT (#)
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I think it will win out, but by 200 mil? That is an awful lot.
nad yes Jar Jar needs to die, he needs to die and go to hell.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:01:51 EDT (#)
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Please, for all that Lucas holds dear... Let Jar Jar die.
Horribly.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:00:11 EDT (#)
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My lightsaber tingles with excitement.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-10 11:54:55 EDT (#)
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I've been wanting this to happen since I was eight. Oh please, let it happen!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-10 11:53:53 EDT (#)
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Kate was so much better in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-10 11:50:54 EDT (#)
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Do your part, and go see it 5 times. Drag your girlfriend too.
That's how Titanic did so well. Dumb bitches going to see it 3 and 4 times a week, dragging the dudes who thought they were going to get some ass along, for the ride.
Ok fine! I was seventeen, I saw it once, I did get a blowjob, fucking sue me.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-10 11:50:00 EDT (#)
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Jeez.
-1 for any mention of Jar Jar Binks.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-10 11:47:38 EDT (#)
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I believe that Titanic's URL official was http://www.chickmoviefromhell.com
I wear Stormtrooper jammies.