I Hate You (1669 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.8 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Munkeypants (View user info) at 2005-05-10 12:05:14 EDT
I hate you.
I hate the way you taunt me. Your mere presence bothers me.
You cause me stress. You are the cause of all my stress. I hate stress.
You are spiteful. You are obnoxious. You are hellbent on ruining my life.
You bring out the worst in me when you come around. I only act this way when you are here.
You just had to ruin my date, didn't you? The one time I could have found happiness.
You can't stand seeing me happy can you? Well, he was a dick anyway. Satisfied now?
Your constant need for my attention is getting tiresome. I don't want you and I don't need you.
It's time for me to be strong and get you out of my life once and for all.
GO TO HELL YOU STUPID RANDOM GRAY HAIR! I DON'T NEED YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought i rated this as well...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-17 08:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no worries, just mail me one when you've got it...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 08:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-17 07:37:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm, this is the picture I have for you for the directory: www.ubersite.com/m/35126
is it the right one?
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AAAAAAH resize!
lemme see if i can find another one. that one is old.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-17 08:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He he...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-17 07:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm, this is the picture I have for you for the directory: www.ubersite.com/m/35126
is it the right one?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-12 01:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aww thanks Caes. You rock.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-12 01:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Try having a head full of the fuckers.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-12 01:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uber birthday.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-12 00:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
ALLLLL-RIGHT! (does the $1700 dance)
hahahahaha.. i can still picture you doing that!
a-diddley diddley
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock all kinds of parties, miss munkeypants.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:07:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank God, I thought this was going to be about something stupid.
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Someone take one for the team and root this bitch.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha haha excellent... call me dumb but I totally didn't expect that
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALLLLL-RIGHT! (does the $1700 dance)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank God, I thought this was going to be about something stupid.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh......
Top or bottom?
<a nobody with ear "things">
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(whispers in Munkey's ear) I dye my hair and shave everything else... haven't found a grey hair yet, and as long as I avoid mirrors, sunlight, and other people, I don't have to know about the wrinkles either.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!! I laugh at your advancing age. MY YOUTH SPRINGS ETERNAL!!
* crack * AAAH!! MY HIP!
Submitted by The_Caged_Bird (user info) at 2005-05-10 20:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I try not to piss my grey hairs off, they might try to get re-enforcements.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-10 20:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awww munkey
don't feel bad. i'm like 4 or 5 years younger than you and i already found my first wrinkle
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 20:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my poor miss pants. be thankful your not a man and have hair growing out your ears.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-10 19:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha ha ha ha , i wrote one like this once ,the singular grey hair ,but then the little bastards take over.!
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-05-10 17:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:21:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
This wasn't about your period?
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I was totally expecting it to be a bout that too.
So I guess good twist at the end?
I haven't found a stray gray hair yet, but I'm sure it's coming...
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-10 16:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*RAM*
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-10 16:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:14:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
There there Grannie Sullivan
Don't burst an aorta
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:35:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't start panicking yet, you can do that when you notice your first grey short 'n' curly.
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My thoughts EXACTLY.
And now the little suckers are showing up in my beard.
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Jesus fuck, man, whose grey short and curlies are showing up in your beard?
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HATE YOU TOO
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-05-10 15:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the time september comes around you will be seeing a lot more of them on me.
Either that or I will shave my head.
-Dave
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-05-10 14:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Say hello to Miss Clairol for me!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-10 14:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What you should do is to streak your hair silver, or white, and then you'll look like a trendsetter as opposed to someone merely getting old...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit happens, everyone gets old. It's not a bad thing, nothing to be afraid of. Just think about the nice bloke your with, the home you've made for yourself and the children your raising. What do you need your natural coloured hair for anyway?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought this was about me until the end...
...sorry about killing your date, by the way. I was only trying to scare him, but things just got out of hand.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:21:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
This wasn't about your period?
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hmm.. that would have been a better fit.
actually, I was drying my hair this morning and found
the little sucker. I yanked it out, cried, then resolved to
write a post on my hatred of it.
Submitted by MasterSplinter (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Master Splinter say: "Gray hairs are quite common. Master Splinter has many gray hairs amidst the red that currently exists. If anything, it shows wisdom and ninja power. Ninja TURTLE power. So go forth, my pants of a munkey, and frolick in the fields of wisdom and ninjitsu."
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This wasn't about your period?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Being hungover everyday can give you those hairs.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd actually rather deal with a few gray hairs than the pathetically "thinning" phenomenon that I'm experiencing.
Also . . .
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ray Harryhausen, a true artist.
- the fancy schmancy restaurant in Monster's Inc. is called "Harryhausen's" I never knew why until today. Thanks.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Ubersite!
Ubersite gives you grey hairs.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your red on the head cyclops buddy desperately needs a manicure.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-10 13:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
use photoshop to brighten that darkened camwhore, or use the flash on your camera for once in your life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah. With more light.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does anyone know how to lighten up a dark web cam picture?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. Welcome to my world.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not that I care but...
where are my hits?
Submitted by 347Stroker (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Soo.... Old......
Old balls.
-J
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you feed it, it will never go away
you know, maybe that was more about stray cats or men
oh well
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't start panicking yet, you can do that when you notice your first grey short 'n' curly.
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My thoughts EXACTLY.
And now the little suckers are showing up in my beard.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't start panicking yet, you can do that when you notice your first grey short 'n' curly.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shave your head and start wearing an Elvis wig. It worked for me.
You see, I'm not only the Elvis Wig Club President, I'm also a client.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was in a mountain biking accident (drunk accident) and grew a goatee rather than shave over the cuts, unfortunately my formere reddish gold facial hair is taking a turn towards gray. So far most of my regular hair is safe though.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ray Harryhausen, a true artist.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel you....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You better watch your ass. I hear HELMUT CAT is on a ramming rampage...
What was that noise?
I'll go look in the dark to see...
*RAM*
*DIES*
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!
Chicks with gray hair are hot...
NO they are not, it's all down hill from here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have learned to live with the grey hairs...probably because they seem to be sprouting exclusively in my fu manchu...and on my balls.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:14:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
There there Grannie Sullivan
Don't burst an aorta
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didnt get my first gray till I was 31 (this year). Don't pull it out though, I have heard that 100 will grow back in its place.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There there Grannie Sullivan
Don't burst an aorta
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like these personification(sp?) posts, keep them coming.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-10 12:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"GO TO HELL YOU STUPID RANDOM GRAY HAIR! I DON'T NEED YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS!!!"
Awesomeness.