I am officially the God of Earth and most of the South Western Galaxy! Rock and rule! (1591 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:13 EDT
I ran for God not more than a couple days ago and was voted into office in a landslide victory!
One of my first acts as God was to start increasing my territory
so I beat the shit out of a bunch of faggot ass nickel and dime demigods and took their worlds
I made them make me soup
You would think all knowing beings would know what a half cup of bouillon means
I am going to take and pee on Andromeda very soon
I am now the most powerful being this side of the Nebulan
David Duchovney is now ArchAngel Duchovney
He is in charge of slapping the hot dogs out of little faggots hands at baseball games
He is doing an amazing job
I also gave James Spader a job testing the pussy PH of chicks I am going to fuck
not like he wasn't doing it anyways
but now he is getting paid
and I also take him to Planet Drachna to punch larva babies
you punch them and they just dent it is awesome
As for Earth guitar shreds are now currency
If you can beat someone up you can take their stuff
and I am working on making it rain jellybeans
if you have any requests for me e-mail them to YourNewGodDoesntCareQuitCrying.at.yahoo.com
and as I promised ripped abs for everyone!
User Reviews
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-11 17:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy fucking pieces of babies man, hot smelly rotting baby flesh on a cracker.
Rule.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 14:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He will learn
or I will sew a dick to his wifes forehead
have fun kissing that before work faggot
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-11 14:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh oh, Jgreening has angered the Lord.
Maybe now he will learn not to be such a prick to everybody.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 14:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your pets will pay with their lives greening
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-11 13:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eh?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-11 12:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 12:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
moonstone your pets wil die
this is the new gospel
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-11 12:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 12:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blitz your I am so giving you massive ass herpes
the old fashioned way
with my infected penis
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Captain Foamy
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:39:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
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www.YourNewGodDoesntCareQuitCrying.com
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhahaha
cathead gets beat up by small animals
what a fruit pop
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat_head gave head to a cat after it stole his lunch money.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat head has a poster of the GhostBusters cast with their shirts off
wicked gross
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh you cock.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah
I got no problem with him
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its because he's a weirdo. He is funny though.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 01:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:16:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:21:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:16:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Amen
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Degreeless went in manually and changed mine and Jeanneee's scores to -2's why would someone do that? he still gave a plus 2? I dont understand? thats funny though
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 01:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ripped abs
a proposal for sex
not a bad day
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Might I add that I have ripped abs. Thanks foamy.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:23:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:21:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:16:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Amen
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
finally a God for the rest of us.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he told me not to say anything but i will.
i need to.
this is too big to keep to myself.
if you want to know is e-mail me at
missmunkeypants.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dont trust that lying bitch, shes just trying to get in your pants
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Method was just telling me that he would go gay for you.
As long as he could be the catcher.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method: you need penis
munkeypants: tell me about it!!!
Method: i hear captain foamy is single for some odd reason
Method: would you bang him
munkeypants1: yes, in a heartbeat, he makes my uterus tingle
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Foamy you are sometimes compelling but most times just strange. I felt this post could have been elaborated on with a little more plot and back story, it had potential.
Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bahhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here comes the hater train
do I here robots?
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Play in traffic.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moonstone I will see that your dad is raped with a pool skimmer
have a good day
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2 rateing? psh, time to fuck that up.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going back in time and striking Danza out in the little league championships
thus ensuring a beat down from his father and no Whos the Boss
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Frap, I don't like you, but this was funny.
I asked myself, what would Obi-Wan Kenobi do?
He would give you a 0 so you won't have a perfect rating.
Balance to the Force, there must be.
Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, even God hates Tony Danza
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love all my children
except the fucking losers
I hate them
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah fucking praying Old God even told me that was bullshit
just send me stuff
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Foamy
(ooohh, a third review, how self-indulgent of me)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does that mean all my prayer shit is obsolete, or do i just change the wording?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I grow on people
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, normally I think you're retarded, which is saying ALOT, but this is fucking hysterical
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhahaha
word
when did you get the new name Dweezel
Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's awesome, because i have a superhuman passion for fish sticks.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am gonna make it not turn into a liquid in 5 seconds too
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the grape kind please
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well guess what
that just happens to be what I turn fish into
Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what i haven't had in a while?
big league chew.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys can help write the new bible
it will be action packed
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:21:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:16:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Amen
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:16:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Amen
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-10 22:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen