Lechuga's New Woman (NSFSM) (1730 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: beebings
Rating: 1.12 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb "I'm all outta ideas" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-05-10 23:28:19 EDT
(NSFSM)= Not Safe For Straight Men
BE WARNED
Poor chap's done fallen in love with a beached whale...
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LechugaSnack212:Beeb, look http://image36.webshots.com/37/1/73/72/333017372XesOog_ph.jpg
HogMan650: why are you showing me pictures of pmsing hippos
LechugaSnack212: out of 1-10, how would you rate her?
HogMan650: 3
LechugaSnack212: that's being pretty mean beeb
HogMan650: indeed
LechugaSnack212: how dare you
HogMan650: she has large titties
HogMan650: and...
LechugaSnack212: no she doesn't
HogMan650: um
HogMan650: oh yeah
HogMan650: she don't
HogMan650: 2
LechugaSnack212: IMA KEEL U
LechugaSnack212: she wants me
LechugaSnack212: and I want her
LechugaSnack212: because she is about 6 feet tall
LechugaSnack212: and about a good 250
HogMan650: That poontang wil give you herpes, man
LechugaSnack212: It'd be tough not to have relations with her, her face is about the size of my chest, and her eyes pierce into my heart
Hogman650: Whatever floats your boat man
LechugaSnack212: Beeb, I am in love
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Ugghhhhhhhh
must
stab
oot
eyes
(dies)
HogMan650: engorge
User Reviews
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-12 12:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm getting goose-bumps all over.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-12 05:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok Habeeb, I still love you! Even though you never write or call anymore :( and that makes me sad...
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-12 00:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU WILL PAY MICHEAL JACKSON
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-11 12:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HogMan650: hey mikey mike, check this out http://image36.webshots.com/37/1/73/72/333017372XesOog_ph.jpg
InnocentKingOfPop: what is that? jenifer lopez's left butt cheak?
HogMan650: indeed...
InnocentKingOfPop: shamone
HogMan650: wanna get naked?
InnocentKingOfPop: can't, i have court in 15 minutes
HogMan650: (dies) engorge
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'D HIT IT WITH A 2X4
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go ahead with your bad self Lechuga
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahahahaha...poor Lechuga is getting his ass handed to him left and right.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
her face is soon to be encapsulated by her brow
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 08:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:45:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks quite rootable to me, a tasty dumpling!
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
He's into bestiality with hippos?
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These reviews were only minutes apart.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 07:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very disturbing
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-11 04:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's wearing a hoodie to what looks to be a family meal. Classy lady.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-11 01:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:36:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
She has an untanned heart shape on her right breast.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-11 01:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she looks like a really fat version of a whale
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks like a really fat version of erika christensen
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-11 00:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww... not nice.
I've seen lechuga hit on an old toothless vietnamese woman.
something about gums being smoother than teeth.
so I wouldn't put this past him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bequeath to you the moniker "Devourer of Planets".
Go forth and feast on their wretched souls, my lollipop headed minion.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep getting the feeling that she wants to eat my soul whenever I look at her...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks quite rootable to me, a tasty dumpling!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's into bestiality with hippos?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She'd be hot if she didn't exist.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She has an untanned heart shape on her right breast.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's low. Low for even you.
+2 for the unfair misquotes and for making me laugh.
oh, and go RED sox woo.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-10 23:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She'd be hot if she was a totally different person.