Uber Con 2010 (931 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.2 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by knucklesnelson (View user info) at 2005-05-11 09:07:46 EDT
WHERE: My basement
WHEN: July 13th 2010
WHAT TO BRING: Your own porn, and jerk off rag (things might get messy). Free Kool-aid, Ham Sammichs, and Cheez-its to be served.
WHAT NOT TO BRING: Bad attitudes, and STD's
COST: $100.00 to be distributed to my paypal account (come on people, cheez-its arent free)
CONTACT: KNUCKLESNELSON.at.intraweblosers.com
User Reviews
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn you could have done something so cool with this idea. And you blew it.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:10:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-27 20:33:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have your bottle-opener tool thing that you left on Saturday.
I'll mail it to you.
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AJ was playing with your tool.
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HOLY SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEARTATTACKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHITMYSELFHAHAHAHAHA!
This was too funny... did anybody that was present grasp this? Jesus, Paula, you're too much...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kewl thanks aj. shhhhhhhhh paula!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-27 20:33:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have your bottle-opener tool thing that you left on Saturday.
I'll mail it to you.
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AJ was playing with your tool.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, anyone can host no matter how many hits they have.
except you.
You live in your parents house, and can't drive yet.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You need at least 20 000 hits to run an Uber event.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-06-27 20:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For some reason this was funny. Have my standards fallen so low?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-27 20:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-12 02:59:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-11 16:36:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
You won't be laughing when we all show up.
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Heh heh heh heh
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-27 20:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have your bottle-opener tool thing that you left on Saturday.
I'll mail it to you.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would go back and -2 all your shit, but you dont post anything.
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-14 21:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PISTONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-19 23:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, man. http://www.ubersite.com/m/66639#1336720
Oh, and count me in for this Ubercon.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-12 02:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-11 16:36:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
You won't be laughing when we all show up.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-12 02:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Ridicule.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-12 02:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bring the video and sound equipment,
but I'll need help with the lighting.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-11 16:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find this really really really funny.
Good show ole chap.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-11 16:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You won't be laughing when we all show up.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-11 16:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo! I am bringing Bang Bus and Captain Stabbin!
I am so there!
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-11 15:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-11 15:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These reviews are priceless.
I'll be there.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-11 12:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-11 11:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok - taxi's booked
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-11 11:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just busted a gut laughing.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That fatbastard weighs more than a 1971 cadillac 472 V8
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUNNY AND TRUE
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No not 350 pounds I meant a 350 engine, meh he does probally weigh more than that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's kind of true, TARDO.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHLONGY YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE IN 2010 YOU GERIATRIC PIECE OF SHIT
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's all this talk about camping ??
Where?
When??
Can I bring my RV??
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just gonna grab my cherry picker out of the garage. He cant way more than a 350, could he?
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YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT??
OF COURSE he weighs more than 350.... take a GOOD LOOK at the picture in my last post.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I will probally stop by for a visit, but im not into camping. I got enough of that in the army.
Submitted by iamasmallgoat (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would gladly pay $100 for a fistful of cheez-its and a chance to hit that fat fucktard with a 9 iron.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Basement? 2010?
OK, sign me up.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you comming to party at camp or what?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really? Thanks bro. *blushes*
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and let me point out, if Jeanneee says your a prick you gotta be a prick. Shes like the nicest chick on uber!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why? jesus wasnt fat.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fat jokes make the baby Jesus cry you guys.
Oh fuck it, Jgreening is a prick. Joke away.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just gonna grab my cherry picker out of the garage. He cant way more than a 350, could he?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, you would need a steel cable to hold the fucker up in the air... and you better reinforce your basement ceiling to handle the load, THEN I will hit him with a lead pipe to get the candy out.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Im hoping he will be there WTH. That way we can put candy in his pockets, hit him with a stick, and call him a pinate'. Is that so wrong?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in, oh wait....
Did you say that Mr. Fatty mcFaterson is attending?
Count me out then
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I included food stamps so that Jturdling can attend.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I also accept food stamps, pokemon cards, and sexual favors!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll come but I ain't paying no 100 bucks. I'll bring my own damn cheez its.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-11 09:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I couldnt resist.