I am the rip battle champion of Earth! This is gospel! I am FOAMY! You lose at life! (971 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-11 21:56:10 EDT
I will beat anyone at a rip battle
this is a fact
My dick is huge
you have pubic lice
I HAVE PUBIC MICE!
you need a monocle to pee
I need a wagon and a helper
I haven't worn a shirt in years!
God I am the shit
magnificent
awesome
your dad left his purse on my dresser
I took his money and filled his wallet with crackers
If he says one word about it I will staple his nuts to his chin
I bury people
then I write "I died for gay boners" on their tombstone!
I can't lose!
"Foamy fucked our battle girlfriends! that dude can rip!"
User Reviews
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-13 00:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT
AFTER SEX SHE SMOKES A TURKEY
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 00:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're my bitch
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-13 00:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it up Nancy boy.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the godfather of Rip!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-12 13:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
of coarse you did it is genius
there are only people who like it and people who act like they dont like it
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-12 13:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i expected to hate this.
some weird dark inner part of me liked this.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-12 12:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Santa is King
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-12 11:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations. Your life is no longer meaningless.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-12 11:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-12 11:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
right..
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-05-12 10:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those battleetoads are my desktop image.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-12 09:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-12 09:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's motherfucking foamy dipshits
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-12 08:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-11 13:30:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah
blah blah blah
useless meaningless words
poop fart fuck poop
ha ha!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-12 08:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like a goddamn broken record, ya fucking idiot.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-05-12 04:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you write
Reminds me of Bill Shatner
Reading a haiku
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-12 03:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU HAVE PUBIC AIDS, AND YOUR DAD IS SO FULL OF TAMPONS I PULLED HIS NIPPLES THINKING HE WAS A CIGARETTE VENDING MACHINE
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 23:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah I copy righted that joke
its money
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-11 23:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was really hard to read the rest after "pubic mice" coz I was laughing so hard.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 23:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you lost
and quit
in true novice fashion
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-11 23:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll let you live your little delusional fairytale where you think your king shit on ubersite mountain. for now.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 23:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I win
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I win all rip battles
look at the title of this post
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU HAVE WON THAT RIP BATTLE BUT I WILL RETURN WITH 100% MORE RIP
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All my dreams are coming true.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanneee will one day be my queen
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
drop it like its hot
http://captainfoamy.blogspot.com
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you ment all your rips ARE belong to me
but I got it
thanks for the minus 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all hail king foamy
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ALL YOUR RIPS BELONG TO ME
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You won a fat rip battle lose on your credit
you quit after 3 rips
thats a loss
think of your life and apply it to this rip battle
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still won, whether you like it or not.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe I forgot to mention I bury people?
Oh I did
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is not possible
I think real rip Connoisseurs would disagree
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I won.
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I'm afraid he's right, frap. He won, and you lost...
But then again, you're too far lost in the forest of self delusion to realize it.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God that was one godly proclamation of victory
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you lost this rip battle
like your dad lost his ass cherry
quick and hard
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that falls under the counter rip claus
which is basically the point
you cant be done
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice job ripping my rip
I DECLARE MYSELF WINNER OF THE RIP BATTLE BY DEFAULT: THE OPPONENT HAS BROKEN THE NUMBER ONE RULE--DO NOT RIP THE OTHER PERSON'S RIP!!!!!!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS you have cum plaque that floss can't fuck with
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You might need a rusty shovel to loosen the cum caverns you accumulated in the gaping canyon you call your asshole
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did I mention that your mom likes to shove a rusty spoon up your ass at night and loosen all the semen clogging your colon?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No
I think Kelloggs makes them
did I mention I fucked your dad with silverwear?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean the same grape nuts you made from shriveling your own testicles in vinegar then serving them to a girl scout troupe before masturbating in the bushes to the 5 year old goodness?
the VERY SAME grape nuts that you then harvested from their entrails and shoved back up your urethra, along with a horse suppository?
THE SAME GRAPE NUTS that you then placed in a jar of your mom's belly fat and once they regrew to normal size you replaced them, ensuring the gene pool can once again be tainted by the likes of your retarded self?
yeah
those grape nuts
bitch
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God did you see my rip
did Jesus send that down from heaven?
Submitted by The_Caged_Bird (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hamster's ass haha!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One time I fucked your dad with a butter knife then I had him wash it with his lips and make me toast
then I ate Grape Nuts
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't step up to my skills.
ONE TIME I HEARD THAT YOU SUCKED YOUR DADDYS DICK OH NO WAIT THAT WAS YOUR SISTER AND THEN YOU CAME OUT OF HER HAMSTER'S ASS!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I plan to but I cant wait forever
plus I am rip battle champion
I sanction my own title fights
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU MUST RIP BATTLE SQUATTAIL ON HIS OWN POST
OTHERWISE YOU HAVE BACKED DOWN
FROM THE RIP BATTLE
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I feel so dirty...
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-11 21:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pull your sister's tits out of your ass and go play in traffic.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 21:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might as well bring my hits back were they belong
with me