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"falling in love" pt. II. by: the other half... (566 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.5 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kryss (View user info) at 2005-05-12 15:01:38 EDT


hi there. i'm new...i don't know the protocol around here...should i make an introductory post? "hi, my name is..."? should i write something witty about current events? politics? star wars?

nah.

i'd actually like to write a reply to a post that was made here. you all know my good friend and yours, djmattb241...? i had noticed this was his homepage while visiting one day, and he had mentioned a post he made *somewhere* about, well, "us". so, i put my trusty google skills to work and found it. (btw, you can find out a LOT more about a person by googling their various screen names instead of their actual name.) moving on.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65170
so i found :points up: that.

yes, i have a "FUCK BUSH" sticker on my car. yes, i voted for kerry. and yes, i was completely shocked to see the word "love"; nay "LOVE" in there. i had no idea he felt that way.

i also had no idea that my political stance bothered him that much. it's come up exactly twice in conversation...the first time, (i thought) we agreed to disagree, and the second i had told him that it bugged me. sometimes. it wasn't like every time we were together or talking i was like "OMG HE VOTED FOR BUSH! EEK!" it was more like being a bit irked at seeing that book "how to talk to a liberal, if you really have to" (or whatever it's called) in his room. anyway, that hardly matters anymore. back to love.

let's start at the beginning...being the geeks we are, we're both on myspace. it's actually how we met. the friend he spoke of met him there, then introduced us. i remember the first night we all hung out...we were comparing cell phones for cryin out loud...camera quality, wallpapers, ringtones...wow. did i just admit that? heh.

so, yeah. it was apparant to my friend that i kind of liked her geek. i assured her that wasn't the case, and even after they stopped seeing each other in a romantic sort of way, she still didn't like the fact that we had gone out for coffee; that we stayed side by side the whole time we all went out to see live dj's at the local club...er, bar. long story short, she got over it. she has a great boyfriend now and i hardly ever see her.

...shit. where was i? OH...myspace. yes the wonderful internets...wonderful, fabulous internets. the issue now? he likes some girl from california. that he also met on myspace. and as of 2 nights ago, he couldn't make up his mind. "what's some 20 year old girl 3,000some miles away got that i haven't got?" i asked myself. a million times.

ouch.

we discussed it. i got upset (obviously). so that brings us to the present...here i am, asking the same people he asked for your advice/opinions. at first, i wanted to throw my hands in the air and say "fuckit!" ala "he's just not that into you". but i LOATHE that book. so, in typical kryss fashion, i whipped out the ol' "i always get what i want" attitude, and decided to stick it out.

maybe i do love him.

...maybe i don't need advice after all.




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Submitted by tat2dcoyote (user info) at 2005-05-12 17:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Well, Im going to give this a +2 just because I feel bad for the berating your going to get at the hands of the very people you meant to ask for help. Kind of like Jesus."

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:shrug: i was warned. thanks, though.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't read too much into that post, that guy is a rapist.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


LOREN SLEEPS WITH JEWS

I BUILT A KITE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR

LOREN EATS HER OWN ASS JUICE

I CANT BELIEVE I THOUGHT THAT



Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS, FoxNews blows the goat.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My advice is to use the shift key.

More advice is: AVOID fickle men like a plague.

And since you got -2'd by that asshole shitfuck, I'll give you a positive.

Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, Im going to give this a +2 just because I feel bad for the berating your going to get at the hands of the very people you meant to ask for help. Kind of like Jesus.


Well, how bout this. My email is in my user info. Shoot me a line, we'll talk, Ill help you get over him. :-)

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


I AM A FUYCKWAD

YOU HAVE AIDS

I CAN SING OPERA

YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR HAND TUICKED AROUNFD YOUR BALLS

I INVENTED THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE



Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't get too bent out of shape over uberposts, people tend to exaggerate their stories here. Matt's seems like a decent guy to me.
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What are you talking about? People always write the god's honest truth. Like this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66150

It's true. He told me so!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"...shit. where was I? OH...myspace"

You should take this back there and not air his shit to the rest of us.

Write. Not Blog.





Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, well, well...

I think you'll find that your politics are more prevalent on Uber than his.

However, be that as it may...welcome!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't get too bent out of shape over uberposts, people tend to exaggerate their stories here. Matt's seems like a decent guy to me.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-12 15:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gl hf welcome to uber! enjoy your stay, nevermind the fuckwads.


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