Ignorant People In Abundance! (660 hits)
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Submitted by Mr J (View user info) at 2005-05-12 22:59:09 EDT
Goddamn it. Today I have reached my breaking point in dealing with all these fucking stupid people of the world. Always crying, always complaining, bitching, whining, questioning. Why can't people just shut the hell up and listen and/or read? Always jumping to conclusions, assuming the facts, and questioning the truth. These bastards don't know a damn thing and fucking make me want to stomp their lack of a brain out. I swear, if shooting idiots were legal... I'd have a room dedicated to my trophy showcase...
I just proved to you in five different ways that you're wrong, backed up each reason, AND YOU STILL TELL ME I'M AN IDIOT AND YOU'RE RIGHT? FUCK YOU MORON!!! Just because you're missing the "logical and reasoning" part of your brain, don't fucking take it out on humanity, bitch! It's bad enough that people can't understand ANYTHING, but to top it off, you wander blindly in life with a backward sense of what's right and wrong. Here's a simple suggestion: EAT MY ASS!!! If I had a quarter for every stupid thing that came out of your mouth, why, I'd tie you up to a wall and throw them at you.
As I see it, for every 1 smart/decent person around me at any given point, there are about 5 total morons to counteract him/her. That means only 16% of the people around me at any given point can even hold a conversation with me! ...and I always wondered why hairdryers had the warning label, "Do not use in shower".
I don't know about the rest of you people and what you all have to go through everyday, but I work at a paint store. Now, wouldn't you imagine that the only thing our guests would have questions on, would be related to paint? Of course not. A stupid bitch the other day walked in, took a look around, and proceeded to ask me if we carried milk. MILK. Would a hardware store carry milk? A carpet store? Maybe even a bakery? Who knows, but we'll try the paintstore for all our grocery needs. Hell, if she comes in again, I'll feel more than happy as to offer her an abortion, simply for the fact that I don't want to waste my energy stomping her newborn baby into the pavement.
I'm sure we all know the "fun and exciting" world of dealing with all these children who infest the internet. You know the type, about 12 yrs old, knows everything about life, is better than you in every way, has a 12" cock and looking for "hot cutie w/ webcam to share pics and cybersex". Who DOESN'T want to just seek out all these little rat-bastards and beat the bloody hell out of em? arg. I can't go into it more without attracting legal attention to myself.
Hopefully your lives are much more pleasant, and free of the hatred I possess for humankind. Go endulge into a female's nether regions... that's the only reason why we all exist, have problems, and deal with all the ignorance of the world each and every day.
User Reviews
Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-10-19 01:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SUCKS
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-20 10:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Inhaling too many paint fumes I believe...
Hahahahahahah, you work at a paint store.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you mean what you say, kill yourself:
Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:18:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry. Nothing is perfect, and now, neither is this posts score.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck my big one you cheap, dimestore hood!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is worse than the next one, you need to smash your monitor, ASAP.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I felt some anger
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with
pay. Pfft. It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
King-Size Homer
- nuff said :P
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My life is infinately more pleasant than your's. But then I don't work in a paint store, so my colleagues are not retarded. They have terrible taste in music though. (Jon Bon Jovi, Def Leppard)
Get educated. Get experience. Get a better job.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:20:18 EDT (#)
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I don't usually punish people for +2ing their own post, seeing as it doesn't change the rating, and how dumb they look when they do it to a shitty post is punishment enough.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For +2ing your own shitty post
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
but I work at a paint store.
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Huffing fumes?
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endulge? It's spelled indulge.
I have a solution for your problem.
Take your own life.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-13 02:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like it. Really.
Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-05-13 00:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you must be even higher, ...you know, being the internet police and all. Going around telling OTHERS to get off the PC and do something. Why THANK YOU, Deputy Moron, for sacrificing your own free time in order to save us all ours. How thoughful of you..... Dipshit.
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-05-13 00:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Always crying, always complaining, bitching, whining"
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Ahem. You were saying?
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-05-12 23:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cut the high-and-mighty act.
If you're really so fucking brilliant, go out in the world and prove it, and stop complaining about it online.
Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-05-12 23:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sorry, did I ask you to be a dick? Oh, my fault, I forgot that you WISHED you were actually a critic, or had the mental capacity to reasonably critique pieces of writing with any form of maturity or intelligence.
Go back to posts with pictures, so you can stop thinking.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-12 23:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You wasted a user id and number so you could post THIS?!
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-05-12 23:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
THESE WOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIIIIILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEAALLLLLL