Shiloh (7619 hits)
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Rating: 0.32 on 263 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-05-12 23:43:58 EDT
This isn't exactly where I'd like to air my dirty laundry... but I dont know what else to do. I've tried emailing and calling, as you fuckig know, and I'm not sure you're getting my emails or calls, and I'm at the point where I can't fucking stand to call or email again.
And I woldnt- past this point... but Im fucking pregnant and I havent had sex with anyone but you in 5 months, so guess what.
corinne
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-26 12:50:24 EDT (#)
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hmmm, i vaguely remember this but I don't remember reading through all of it.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-26 12:29:54 EDT (#)
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Huh. Interesting.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:56:40 EST (#)
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Move along, nothing to see here
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:13:25 EST (#)
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I actually cried from laughing. This is solid hilarious.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:19:59 EDT (#)
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Um....next time, what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:49:17 EDT (#)
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this is the greatest post in uber history.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 18:54:25 EDT (#)
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I will never understand this. But Mystiamoon had a classic comment.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-10 14:14:21 EDT (#)
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7000 hits...sweet
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 14:27:27 EDT (#)
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I read the whole thing and only two words came to mind:
Jerry Springer.
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Just rad the entire thing.
I have NO idea how I ever missed this one..
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-02 03:26:36 EDT (#)
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OH NOSE
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:43:56 EDT (#)
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This rocks.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-06 00:21:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:09:40 (#)
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UrbaneMischief -
"of all the uber women at any con.. i'm the one that has slept with the LEAST amount of uber men. try ONE "
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EXCUSE me Val? The last time I checked the math ZERO is less than ONE.
Mystia, if you're still around, it was incredibly fucked up to post private conversations. Everyone runs off at the mouth from time to time, but it takes a sick, paranoid, hateful individual to "archive" conversations into a stockpile of ammunition.
Grow the fuck up, you're in your 30's for Christ's sake. Your behavior is fucking embarrassing.
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Priceless.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-01 12:54:03 EST (#)
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I just read this ENTIRE thing.
This is absolutely the best thing I have EVAR read on Uber.
I got an erection from all the hate.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-03-11 10:43:18 EST (#)
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arghhhhhhhhh the post that will never die!
I should frame the entire thing, hang it up on the wall, and charge $10 for each viewing!
True Story!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-08 06:28:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 23:30:09 (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:15:08 (#)
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WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING I'M SURE CORRINE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
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I think I may print this off and get it framed.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:56:36 EST (#)
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I remember this from last UberVegas...
Funny shit.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:59:42 EST (#)
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WOOO
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:50:08 EST (#)
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Now this was good times.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-17 19:37:01 EDT (#)
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For the record, this was so fucked up.
If a guy had done something equivalent to this (like, I dunno, saying they had Hepatitis or something) they would have been flamed to fuck. But no, since it's a girl, it's obviously the guy's fault for having sex with her.
And I think Mysty was in the right about this. So what if she's angry, do people have to blow a fuse at her?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:46:43 EDT (#)
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Wow, the psychos sure came out of the woodword on this post
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-21 00:23:59 EDT (#)
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Whore
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 23:30:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:15:08 (#)
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WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING I'M SURE CORRINE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
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*speechless*
This is the most disturbing/funny/psychotic review ever on this website.
Cherrish it for their will be no other.
Truly...WOW!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 14:27:27 EDT (#)
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I read the whole thing and only two words came to mind:
Jerry Springer.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-18 08:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:56:16 (#)
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the "I was in jail" excuse... I gotta remember that.
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Woah man, that's too fucking good. I can't believe the madness below this comment, but WTF?! I'm sure chicks around the world secretly wish they'd pulled this stunt at some time or another.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:38:39 EDT (#)
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4032 hits, on three fucking lines of text. good God fucking help us all.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:16:51 EDT (#)
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Best. Post. Ever.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-16 23:51:41 EDT (#)
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you are one fucked up bitch.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-16 22:51:22 EDT (#)
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wow
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-16 19:54:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-14 10:37:27 (#)
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Except that he's NOT in a relationship. If she was his friend in ANY fashion, she'd know his feelings on relationships, and his full disclosure policy. He doesn't do them. No girlfriends for the Shiloh. Last one he had was a year ago, and her name sure as hell wasn't Autumn.
This was a SHITE lie to tell a bunch of strangers just to get a guys attention. And then to post it and refuse to answer your phone? 18 times he called you between 4am and 1pm. And you never once bothered to answer the phone. He didn't sleep for a full 24 hours trying to think of how he was going to help you either raise a kid, or pay for an abortion, whichever you wanted. By the time I was able to get on the phone with him, you could barely understand the words coming out of his mouth, he was so tired. Yet he was still trying to convince me not to be mad at you, because you'd been manipulated by other people, you were drunk, you were off your meds, whatever your excuse is. He's a great guy and didn't for an instant deserve this sort of bullshit off of someone he thought he could trust.
Corinne, you are one horribly fucked up bitch who has absolutely no business wasting precious oxygen on this planet, and if I could do mankind a favour and kill you before you manage to procreate and pass along your faulty genetics, then I would. You seriously deserve to die. """"
WOAH, IS THIS TRUE????
You actually hadn't preplanned this with him?
That is very, very uncool.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:47:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66407
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:48:11 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is Shiloh? If they're not on the MVA, don't fuck them. Idiot.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:12:55 EDT (#)
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why you people hating on Poly? He never told anyone about that abortion I had when we hooked up so there
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:09:40 EDT (#)
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UrbaneMischief -
"of all the uber women at any con.. i'm the one that has slept with the LEAST amount of uber men. try ONE "
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EXCUSE me Val? The last time I checked the math ZERO is less than ONE.
Mystia, if you're still around, it was incredibly fucked up to post private conversations. Everyone runs off at the mouth from time to time, but it takes a sick, paranoid, hateful individual to "archive" conversations into a stockpile of ammunition.
Grow the fuck up, you're in your 30's for Christ's sake. Your behavior is fucking embarrassing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-16 00:03:20 EDT (#)
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Please also note, that was good natured ribbing, and not rude "ass-hole-ism"
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-15 23:17:22 EDT (#)
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I repeat:
-2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-15 22:40:48 EDT (#)
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haha Jay, that's hillarious. I knew I shoulda slept with Bart last night.
DAMN IT!!
Oh well. There are pleanty of men left on uber!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-15 22:32:02 EDT (#)
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You're halfway there.
20 more kids, and MVA is yours.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-15 21:20:37 EDT (#)
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-2 Whore!!!
(And watch out MVA, I'm coming up quick!!)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-15 19:37:25 EDT (#)
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Naive question but one that is dogging me......why is all this fucking going on at Cons?
Why do y'all want to get naked in front of one another?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:37:47 EDT (#)
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Some awesome gems in here... like rad and DMD's brilliant discussion.
+2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:43:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:09:28 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what is going on here, but at a guess I'd say its nothing for people to insult anyone about.
Apart from not using a condom obviously.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:32:43 EDT (#)
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Now this is on the Uber board?
*shakes head*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-15 08:30:42 EDT (#)
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Relax y'all, everyone loves a good conspircy theory....I'm just shocked you all umped up on my shit and no one says a word to anyone else when they spout off on why Bart does stuff. I feel so important, if only for a day....
Did ya catch that sarcasm, ya fucking idiots?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-15 04:04:22 (#)
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I am going to take 58% of the credit for the fall of uber.
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I demand 12!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:41:32 EDT (#)
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i'msorry i didn't answer any of your calls or emails... i've been a bit busy with my other uber baby momma lately. Anyway, talk to yu when i get back.
Your pimp daddy,
Bradley P. Dangerous
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-15 05:11:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66321
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-15 04:04:22 EDT (#)
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I am going to take 58% of the credit for the fall of uber.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:01:09 EDT (#)
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DAMN!
I can't believe I missed all this.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:54:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:48:00 (#)
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HadToBeDone,
I asked for it to be taken off. Bart is hardly my buddy. Play detective somewhere else.
Mystia,
Close that horizontal vagina on the front of your head. You have no idea what you are talking about.
Everyone Else,
Listen to about 5% of what is said here and believe about 1% of that. You vultures have no idea what you are talking about and even less of a reason to be vocal about it.
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is your name REALLY Shiloh?????
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-14 07:22:35 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 05:19:37 (#)
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I disagree, rad, and to explain why we need an overview of the fundamentals of muscle tissue. The basic contractile unit of muscle is called the sarcomere. It contains a thick filament and two thin filaments; 1 myosin and 2 actins. The actins are shaped like tuning forks with the tynes surrounding the myosin, which is straight.
That...is HOT. Let's play Doctor.
k
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:49:40 EDT (#)
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HadToBeDone, I know I'm probably feeding whatever distorted theory you're trying to promulgate, but even if I didn't know Bart, comments like yours would piss me off. Everybody here does a great job of pretending to know why everyone else acts the way they do. I don't know why Bart does what he does when it comes to hits, banning, etc.--and likely neither do you--but I do get the impression that he puts a lot of genuine effort into trying to make the best choices possible. He seems to honestly want people to benefit from Ubersite. Why should he give a shit? He doesn't have a responsibility to please you or anyone else, dickhead, but he tries anyway. The course of Ubersite is largely guided by the general public, but only because Bart's taken a serious backseat. I guess that's why assholes like you sometimes forget that it's his original creation, and he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it. And seriously, so the post is off Most Heated, get over it. Now you'll just have to use the search feature to find threads on which you can openly drive home the fact that you're an ungrateful, whining piece of shit.
One more thing, and I think you, and anyone else who gets his panties in a knot when people take a liking to Bart or vice versa, should take notes for future reference. Most people don't kiss Bart's ass because he's "Bart." People become friends with Bart because it's hard not to, he's just a cool* guy. And I'm guessing that, like you, although presumably with greater success, he tries to befriend people he finds interesting. That's the way life works, I'm sure if you can't find Intarweb friends here, you could somewhere else. Christ, who cares who got banned, who likes who, what post is where, what happened to hits...just, shut the fuck up. If you're looking for something to do, why don't you jerk off? I've had particularly exciting experiences with a certain lube composed of my own secret ingredients: vaseline, fiberglass, and battery acid--don't tell! Give it a try now, you'll love me tomorrow. Wank now, thank later.
*cool: [adj] (informal) fashionable and attractive at the time; often skilled or socially adept; "he's a cool dude"; "that's cool"; "Mary's dress is really cool"; "it's not cool to arrive at a party too early" (www.hyperdictionary.com)
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:48:00 EDT (#)
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HadToBeDone,
I asked for it to be taken off. Bart is hardly my buddy. Play detective somewhere else.
Mystia,
Close that horizontal vagina on the front of your head. You have no idea what you are talking about.
Everyone Else,
Listen to about 5% of what is said here and believe about 1% of that. You vultures have no idea what you are talking about and even less of a reason to be vocal about it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:29:18 EDT (#)
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Vanquished.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:28:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:47:51 (#)
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The circle of friends is closing....
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Dude, you're reading WAY too much into this.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:31:20 EDT (#)
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These reviews are priceless! It's probably time to turn uber back into a writer's forum, though.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:03:32 EDT (#)
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Well, at least one day...
Nah, I won't say it...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:47:51 EDT (#)
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The circle of friends is closing....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:41:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:18:25 (#)
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The fact of the matter is, if anyone besides corn nugget had posted this, and anyone besides mystia had gone apeshit on it, bart wouldn't have done a damn thing.
The man is becoming a major pussy when it comes to his little group of con buddies.
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You really are a tit, aren't you?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:18:25 EDT (#)
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The fact of the matter is, if anyone besides corn nugget had posted this, and anyone besides mystia had gone apeshit on it, bart wouldn't have done a damn thing.
The man is becoming a major pussy when it comes to his little group of con buddies.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:56:17 EDT (#)
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No one enjoyed the things going on in this post more than I did, I saw it coming and set up shot to enjoy it. But, the fact of the matter is that this information shouldn't be posted. Who banged who and where it happened, who had their feelings hurt by someone talking shit about them behind their back to another Uberer.
It doesn't belong here, whether this is a site for writing or not.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:35:52 EDT (#)
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(Everything's been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore)
Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch
Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
Sex, sex, sex and don't forget the violence
Blah, blah, blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:31:24 EDT (#)
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WHY DID BART JUST KNOCK THIS OFF MOST HEATED?!?! CONTROVERSY!!!
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE...
*i'm so gonna get banned*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:18:15 EDT (#)
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This isn't a fucking writer's forum! Random MSPaint bits get a 1.4 rating because it's Habeeb. People plus my fucking emus like it's going out of style. Anymore, people are shocked as hell when real writing shows up, which is why everyone wants to get on snark's shit. Myself included.
Shit, goatse keeps popping up here. Zakalwe doesn't exactly write and look at how he does. Writing is rare on here. Hell, we've had the Boobs of Uber and the Cocks of Uber. Hardly literary masterpieces....
When are you fucking people going to realize that this is no longer about writing? It's about popularity and as close to a blowjob as most of us get.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:12:18 EDT (#)
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Bart did the right thing.
this is a writer's forum, not a acid-spewing rage fest
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:11:34 EDT (#)
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thanks shlongy you fuckin old ass colonel sanders lookin mother fucker
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:04:44 EDT (#)
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There goes that meddling Bart again....
He's always fucking with stuff to help his favorite people. I guess we know who is trying to claim dibs on Next.
Submitted by Mystical_Mudyak (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:41:36 EDT (#)
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Wasn't this just on most heated?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:19:34 EDT (#)
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RAD GET ON YOU PRICK
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:09:16 EDT (#)
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I WOULD EAT CIRCE FOR DINNER.
I AM THE MASTER OF THE RIP
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:08:09 EDT (#)
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At the same time, if this isn't shenanigans, it's pretty sad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:08:08 EDT (#)
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NEVERMIND YOU JUST SENT IT
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:07:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:10:50 (#)
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Dear Vinegar Twats,
Oh jesus fucking fuck.
"I'm right. I'm 100% right and anyone who disagrees with me even a little deserves to die. Even if they're mislead and confused and miserable, they should be together enough to not make any mistakes, ever. Or I'll kill them. "
Stop the mindless frantic masturbatory bullshit, you self righteous premenstrual fucking bitches.
You never made a mistake? Never did something stupid that you regretted? Never - and here I'm talking to you, CookieLass, so fucking pay attention - never made a decision that a thousand other people might think was utterly fucked up?
You're not perfect, not any of you. No more than I am or Corinne is or anybody else might be. But fucking GET YOUR FIST OUT OF YOUR CUNT LONG ENOUGH TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
Contary to fucking popular opinion, not many people coldly and deliberately set out to piss you off. Take a walk, take a nap, take a fucking bottle of tequila to an alley and pretend to be a baglady for the evening, whatever makes you smile.
You fucking arrogant, my-shit-don't-stink females are the reason men call us "bitches" and group us all into the "crazy and PMSing" category.
Shape up, or fall off the face of the earth and stop making it hard for the rest of us.
Yours,
Lyn.
...
<3
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:06:39 EDT (#)
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MUNKEY WHERES MY EMAIL I HAVE BEEN WAITING BY MY COMPUTER FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-14 21:43:41 EDT (#)
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This IS a parody.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-05-14 21:38:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-14 20:52:44 (#)
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Well, I see a parody in Uber's future....
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No way, man. That makes no sense. This is funnier as it is than any parody would ever be.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-14 20:52:44 EDT (#)
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Well, I see a parody in Uber's future....
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-14 20:50:33 EDT (#)
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oh mystia
<shakes head>
you bitter bitter bitch.
you bitter paranoid psycho bitch.
shame on you
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-14 20:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:48:48 (#)
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WTF, I'm not reading all this since yesterday...
Anyone want to gimme the short n' sweet version, in like, 50 words or less?
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Trust me on this one. READ IT ALL!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 20:10:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:52:26 (#)
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oh.. and for the record... me a whore? of all the uber women at any con.. i'm the one that has slept with the LEAST amount of uber men. try ONE
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Blimey! What an advert for ubercons for the boys!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-05-14 20:10:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:48:48 (#)
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WTF, I'm not reading all this since yesterday...
Anyone want to gimme the short n' sweet version, in like, 50 words or less?
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I'd be glad to. At Ubercons, people fuck each other. As with any fuck in the real world, drama can often follow. So it has come to pass here. Any female who has replied has been slammed as a whore or praised as a goddess. Any male that has responded has mentioned their own sexual urges to fuck _______ at least one (1) time.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-14 20:03:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:19:32 (#)
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This review is back to being Josie.
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Josie! You should email me. Or go on MSN or something.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:57:21 EDT (#)
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Shlongman, I think I'm too old for this kind of bullshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:57:21 EDT (#)
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This might help: A web Site with a layout of the UberCon site:
http://www.crazyfuckfest.com/wam/orgy52/dans.htm
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:54:47 EDT (#)
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Should I feel guilty for enjoying this as much as I am?
There should be a fee for viewing this post......
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lunch pail- I'd thank you for the compliment, but I happen to think you're four flavors of dipshit yourself.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh.. and for the record... me a whore? of all the uber women at any con.. i'm the one that has slept with the LEAST amount of uber men. try ONE
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy i used to hate your old ass. lately ive seen a truly wise side of you. good work. people on here need to get a fucking life.
thorpe thats fuckin hilarious. you should use that for your business e-mails! if i ever wanna get fired i think i will do that. especially since i send alot of company wide e-mails informing people of network and phone outages. i would love to see the look on 2000 peoples faces when they got an e-mail that started out this way.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF, I'm not reading all this since yesterday...
Anyone want to gimme the short n' sweet version, in like, 50 words or less?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It just keeps getting worse.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you all get some REAL, non Uber friends, you fucking losers? Or is the weekly Uber drama THAT much of important aspect of your lives?
It ain't that difficult. Trust me. I don't even LIKE anyone and I have approx. 2,531 of them.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Vinegar Twats,
Oh jesus fucking fuck.
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I am going to save that and use it as the letterhead on all my emails from now on.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method373: no thanks
Method373: shes gross
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if i'm gross.. why was it YOU that was following me around and hanging all over me last august at Dan's?
okay fuck this. i'm shutting up
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
george, why do you message me on aim if you want nothing to do with me?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey george, you know very well the conversation didn't go anything like that.
i didn't ask to come see you, i mentioned i was going to be in NY for work.
at ubercon... who was i all over? fuck, NOBODY nobody got specific amounts of attention from me except for at one of dan's party where i was finding a way to let him down easy.
you never got rude with me when we had that conversation and you know it.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to add to the mistia hate-pile, we talked for a short while back in december, eventually budding into a beautiful friendship.
then one fateful day, i +2'd a post written by Brendan... you know... because i thought it was funny... and she bitched me out and blocked me.
what a nice, stable individual.
and yes, i hope you saved every conversation we ever had, including the phone ones, and post them up on uber for all to read.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
been dumped lately?
hahahahahahaha
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fyi mystia... i left him. i've been dumped once in my life, when i was 14 years old
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahaha all you dudes lookin to go to michigan can forget about bonin corn nugget. because of all the flack she got for being such a trashy slut bag you know she aint sleepin with any of you now! ahahaha, a slut exposed! now she must find a different group to slut around in. never again will she fuck an uberer. i think the attendance for the next ubercon just got cut in half. ahahahahah
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This review is back to being Josie.
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:21:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
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hahahaha you don't even know me, fatty.
been dumped lately?
hahahahahahaha
i'm glad i have become a common ground for all you bitter, drugged-up failures.
see, i'm theraputic.
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Who are you being bitchy towards here? I think you might have missed this part:
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
urbane here again
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I don't get what makes you so...riled. I used to actually enjoy chatting with you, but it's such a crapshoot to know what level of sanity is going to pop out. I'm wondering if you pulled the "been dumped lately" jab directed at me because I posted something a while back dealing with it and I think you talk to a few people I'm friends with...yeah, actually, I have been dumped lately. Two months or so ago. But you know what? I can understand that it wasn't meant to work out, be it not the time or not the guy, and I'm not going to...I don't know, what were you expecting, if that was directed at me? Crying? Fury? Have YOU ever been dumped? Does it still reduce you to tears every time it comes up? Probably not. I think I totally won in the situation because I still have a great friend out of the deal. I don't get why you'd choose that as an attack.
I wish I could still talk to you, but between my experience and seeing the shit that explodes out here, I really have no desire to do so, and that really is a damn shame, because when you're chill and not feeling poked at or whatever, you're a cool chick. You're sort of an enigma wrapped in a mystery over there.
Also, Caes? You should NOT be surprised that Circe should be the voice of reason.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A few things since I know you all care...
"kmk7734: the only person i ever discusse dyou with even a little was AJ, who i trusted, but i must appologize for that cause it was a mistake"
The fuck did I do? Last I talked to you you thought I was lying when I said I was tired and going to sleep and thought that I was just too chickenshit to say that you bored me. When I reassured you that I was, in fact, tired, you got irritated and said that I could just not worry about ever talking to you again and "tell everyone what a crazy mystiamoon is." Your exact words.
I don't put out effort to talk to people who make something so simple as trust laborious. Maybe I'm naive, but I get insulted when people call me untrustworthy, even if it's implied. So if you don't trust me, I'll save you the trouble and just talk to someone who does. I'm sorry if you feel I've wronged you in some way, or if you think I'm off spouting secrets and rumours to anyone who'll listen but in either case you're mistaken.
And...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:53:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
corn, you bitch! and I was so ready to marry you and raise a family!
but you know what? shiloh.. nobody believes you were in jail... and it's so lovely you fucked Corinne when you have a girlfriend of 5 years and are banging some coworker also
i have zero respect for cheaters
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Coming from someone who has some of the craziest fucking stories in the world, one would think you'd be a bit more open to the possibility that maybe, just MAYBE someone else might have one of their own.
When you children are done fighting I've got juiceboxes and cookies for all of you. Then we can watch Barney and take a nap.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Vinegar Twats,
Oh jesus fucking fuck.
"I'm right. I'm 100% right and anyone who disagrees with me even a little deserves to die. Even if they're mislead and confused and miserable, they should be together enough to not make any mistakes, ever. Or I'll kill them. "
Stop the mindless frantic masturbatory bullshit, you self righteous premenstrual fucking bitches.
You never made a mistake? Never did something stupid that you regretted? Never - and here I'm talking to you, CookieLass, so fucking pay attention - never made a decision that a thousand other people might think was utterly fucked up?
You're not perfect, not any of you. No more than I am or Corinne is or anybody else might be. But fucking GET YOUR FIST OUT OF YOUR CUNT LONG ENOUGH TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
Contary to fucking popular opinion, not many people coldly and deliberately set out to piss you off. Take a walk, take a nap, take a fucking bottle of tequila to an alley and pretend to be a baglady for the evening, whatever makes you smile.
You fucking arrogant, my-shit-don't-stink females are the reason men call us "bitches" and group us all into the "crazy and PMSing" category.
Shape up, or fall off the face of the earth and stop making it hard for the rest of us.
Yours,
Lyn.
Can I be your sex slave, Circe?
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-14 18:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
there, I said it. what a load off my chest.
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-14 18:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i just want to stoke the flames a little here.
urbanemischief is a whore.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-14 18:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like Shlongy said, I am too grown up for this shit.(my god I'm agreeing with Shlongy)
As a female, I am ashamed of the goings on below me. I mean I'm a bitch, but there is a LINE, people, that should not be crossed. A true bitch knows it, abides by it, and even sticks a toe over it from time to time. A true cunt crosses it, stomps it into the earth, and brings mans' estimstion of woman back down into the dirt where we are nothing, worth nothing, are nothing. I gonna assume from the backlash, that the post is true. Fine, leave it to the people it envolves. Make your crass jokes and then back away. I feel more hate dripping off these words.....damn people, what the fuck is the matter with you? These reviews make me feel disgusted that the term "woman" is something in common with some of you.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-14 18:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this ubercon is going to be EXCEPTIONALLY awkward, isnt it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-14 18:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is awesome!
Too bad Shlongy is a "grown up"- unlike you twisted , bitter, cunts - and can't play in your reindeer games.
Please, though...keep airing the "who fucked who" and "who dumped who" trailer park games in Uber.
It's outstanding white-trash drama.
Want me to call a producer at Jerry Springer?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 17:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I kind of like this era of gang warfare.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-05-14 17:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, ubersite is falling apart at the seams. Awesome, I'm sick of all this buddy buddy crap. Let's get back to hating and distrusting each other. Trust me, those were the good old days.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-05-14 17:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, who knocked you up?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 17:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53642
mystia camwhore!!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you mystia, you daft cunt.
How fucking lonely are you that you save AIM conversations?
CUNT!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, dont look at me, i wore a rubber.
but the three-eyed monkey attached to my back didnt.
fuck.
well, LOOKS LIKE JIMBOS A DADDY! YEEE-FUCKIN-HAAAAA!!!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*pulls up a chair*
*cracks a beer*
This could get good, quick, fast, and in a hurry.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love it when the bitches of uber rumble...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now we have formally sunk to the level of posting old AIM convos.
this place is sinking to new lows and I love it!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method373: but anyway, i know that you never told anyone any of the shit that i confided in you with
Method373: and i appreciate it
kmk7734: how do you know?
kmk7734: maybe i did
Method373: `because none of it came back to me
Method373: it would have
Method373: but, like when I tell AJ something
Method373: it always comes back to bite me in the ass
Method373: no matter how harmless it was
kmk7734: the only person i ever discusse dyou with even a little was AJ, who i trusted, but i must appologize for that cause it was a mistake
Method373: hes just young and stupid and doesnt think
kmk7734: i didnt say much about your life as i discussed how we used to be friends and why we werent any longer
Method373: i know
Method373: youre not a gossip
Method373: seriously, im sorry for how ive acted to you in the past
Method373: wasnt right
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i swear you people make a career out of dishonesty.
i'm better off not knowing any of you.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kmk7734: ahahaha
kmk7734: ask the ubercon peeps
kmk7734: she hung all over him
Method373: hahahaha
Method373: well, i just told her off
Method373: whatever
kmk7734: yeah right
Method373: i did
Method373: she said "that stings:"
Method373: and "i have to go"
Method373: and she left
kmk7734: what did you say tuff guy?
Method373: she said some shit about coming to see me
Method373: i said not a chance in hell
Method373: i dunno what the hell shes thinking
Method373: whatever
Method373: i wasnt being a tuff guy
Method373: just dont want to have anything to do with her, and she dont get it
Method373: kinda like me with you
kmk7734: she likes you beffy stud
Method373: i dont get it = )
kmk7734: go for it
Method373: no thanks
Method373: shes gross
Method373: model my ass
Method373: i was so stupid, thinking i actuallly cared about her
kmk7734: heh
Method373: time to re-evaluate myself, huh
kmk7734: but shes your Val and ya love her, remember?
Method373: and the stupidity
Method373: exactly
Method373: im a fuckin moron
kmk7734: you need to tweak your character radar dear
Method373: or was, anyway
Method373: yesh
Method373: and not throw that fuckin word around
Method373: jesus
kmk7734: bah
kmk7734: we all make mistakes
Method373: unbelievably stupid ones
kmk7734: once upon a time i thought you were a great guy
Method373: yeah
Method373: i know
kmk7734: so we all get it wrong time to time
Method373: exacary
this was the last convo with method,( about urbane) so nice try with the tuff guy crap below, i cant stand you and you won't leave me alone, greasy, fathead!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
urbane here again
point established in the reviews:
1. mystia is a gutter-whoring twat
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hahahaha you don't even know me, fatty.
been dumped lately?
hahahahahahaha
i'm glad i have become a common ground for all you bitter, drugged-up failures.
see, i'm theraputic.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
urbane here again
point established in the reviews:
1. mystia is a gutter-whoring twat
2. everyone should fuck off of this post and let it die. forgive and forget people. think of it this way, to post this, Corinne had to have been driven to be in a pretty fucked up place. That in itself is more than enough. Shut up. Be adults. Forgive and fucking forget
3. I have a damn hangover
4. I have to go because I am about to have the most ironic tattoo done on my lower back. Pictures will be posted and I bet you'll all bust out laughing.
okay, go forth and fuck each other. Urbane has spoken.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good lord, you people are angry...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you Circe. Never would have guessed an Aussie with questionable mental faculties would show us the way.
Not that I agree with the post, but I think it's the most sensible review on here.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh no im gonna cry myself to sleep tonight because some lifeless fag on the internet called me a douche. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lunch Pail is a douche.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A wanna be huh?? I may just look like some opie ass dude but I am not a wanna be in any sense. The lifestyle you and little suburban fuck heads idolize is not cool- ive lived it. Ive sold drugs, ive been witness to shootouts,been involved in robberies, and have friends in jail for first degree murder. I dont wanna be a gangster because I have seen it first hand. I quit that lifestyle because its not cool at all. Its fucking idiots like you that are ruining this country. you want to be something youre not. and trust me friend- if you had experienced what i have you would not fucking want it anymore. the only come back you got is that im fat?? i dont give a fuck. I used to weigh 320lbs and now weigh 235lbs. i put in more work on losing that weight than your little pussy ass has ever put into anything in your entire life. you and 50 of your boys are going to beat me up?? why?? because youre too much of a pussy to do it yourself? ill fuckin give you the stomping of a lifetime patna. also just to warn you- i will be their with alot of other carolina fans. also to warn you and your little buddies- i have a ccw. if you dont know what that is, it is a license to carry a concealed weapon. usually my 40cal. im not real sure on ny laws but if your life is threatened you are within your legal rights to use deadly force. i think having 50 of your little suburban douchebags attacking me is grounds for deadly force. i dont see why it was your business to even start with me. is corn nugget your girlfriend? Its pretty obvious shes a slut.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66180
Mystia Moon CAMWHORES!!!!!!!!
Oh and fuck all of you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As for this comment to Creep -
mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:04:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
i feel sorry for any child you bring into the world and for your poor wife being married to such a
dirty pervert who trolls the net for girls to talk vulgar too while at work.
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I hope that the next drunken hick that you coax into your trailer shoves a hot poker up your twat, so that your womb remains barren and you can never pass on your fucked up psycho genes to your offspring. Not that that's necessary, your pussy probably has the equivqlent PH of the Hudson river, and not even brine shrimp could survive in there, let alone a baby.
Maybe Brendan was right, i think your ex boyfriend willed cancer upon himself to get the fuck away from you.
Smart boy.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Vinegar Twats,
Oh jesus fucking fuck.
"I'm right. I'm 100% right and anyone who disagrees with me even a little deserves to die. Even if they're mislead and confused and miserable, they should be together enough to not make any mistakes, ever. Or I'll kill them. "
Stop the mindless frantic masturbatory bullshit, you self righteous premenstrual fucking bitches.
You never made a mistake? Never did something stupid that you regretted? Never - and here I'm talking to you, CookieLass, so fucking pay attention - never made a decision that a thousand other people might think was utterly fucked up?
You're not perfect, not any of you. No more than I am or Corinne is or anybody else might be. But fucking GET YOUR FIST OUT OF YOUR CUNT LONG ENOUGH TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
Contary to fucking popular opinion, not many people coldly and deliberately set out to piss you off. Take a walk, take a nap, take a fucking bottle of tequila to an alley and pretend to be a baglady for the evening, whatever makes you smile.
You fucking arrogant, my-shit-don't-stink females are the reason men call us "bitches" and group us all into the "crazy and PMSing" category.
Shape up, or fall off the face of the earth and stop making it hard for the rest of us.
Yours,
Lyn.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mystia befriends people before they know what a fucknut she is, and they trust her enough to tell her private matters, and then when the little man in her head turns the switch to "psycho", she threatens to release all that private information to the public, because she has every fucking AIM conversation archived from 1976. As if anyone cares.
I'm sure now she's going to tell everyone everything I've ever told her. Go ahead, you fucking stupid cunt. No wonder you're going to die sad and lonely. You're not fit for public consumption.
You really are a bitter, angry, delusional fire breathing cuntzilla and no one likes you. Have fun swinging from your chandelier in your trailer.
Oh, I'm sorry, mobile home.
Oh I'm sorry, prefabricated house.
Whatever, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's white trash.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-05-14 12:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:18:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe tom's zits are actually tiny cocks?
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sympathies.etc.
anyhow.maybe its like that south park episode where they save the baby cows from turning into veal and all turn vegetarian and stan gets vaginitis from not eating meat and all the sores on him are actually vaginas and yadda yadda yadda the weird looking black alien guy form star trek starts driving a semi. yea.maybe toms condition is kind of like that.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-05-14 12:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-05-14 12:21:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:14:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Being the only person on here who's probably met her, my opinion should be worth it's weight in gold.
She is NOT worth knowing. All you people who befriend her or stick up for her or whatever, know that in the end, you'll say "Why the fuck did I ever associate, even online, with someone as wacked out as that?"
If you don't want to believe me, give it time. I'd love to say I told you so.
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Agreed.
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Fuck, I forgot to mention that this review was originally on a post about Mystiamoon and therefore that is who this comment is directed at.
No ill will to Corny. I suck.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-05-14 12:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:14:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Being the only person on here who's probably met her, my opinion should be worth it's weight in gold.
She is NOT worth knowing. All you people who befriend her or stick up for her or whatever, know that in the end, you'll say "Why the fuck did I ever associate, even online, with someone as wacked out as that?"
If you don't want to believe me, give it time. I'd love to say I told you so.
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Agreed.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-14 12:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
screamfeeder wishes you would all shut the fuck up and get him some fucking chocolate cake like a certain someone promised they would have ready once he was released from the dog pound or wherever the fuck. How would I know? I don't. I like making assumptions.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-14 10:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Except that he's NOT in a relationship. If she was his friend in ANY fashion, she'd know his feelings on relationships, and his full disclosure policy. He doesn't do them. No girlfriends for the Shiloh. Last one he had was a year ago, and her name sure as hell wasn't Autumn.
This was a SHITE lie to tell a bunch of strangers just to get a guys attention. And then to post it and refuse to answer your phone? 18 times he called you between 4am and 1pm. And you never once bothered to answer the phone. He didn't sleep for a full 24 hours trying to think of how he was going to help you either raise a kid, or pay for an abortion, whichever you wanted. By the time I was able to get on the phone with him, you could barely understand the words coming out of his mouth, he was so tired. Yet he was still trying to convince me not to be mad at you, because you'd been manipulated by other people, you were drunk, you were off your meds, whatever your excuse is. He's a great guy and didn't for an instant deserve this sort of bullshit off of someone he thought he could trust.
Corinne, you are one horribly fucked up bitch who has absolutely no business wasting precious oxygen on this planet, and if I could do mankind a favour and kill you before you manage to procreate and pass along your faulty genetics, then I would. You seriously deserve to die.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 10:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:14:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're all mental
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-14 10:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-14 07:05:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:53:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
corn, you bitch! and I was so ready to marry you and raise a family!
but you know what? shiloh.. nobody believes you were in jail... and it's so lovely you fucked Corinne when you have a girlfriend of 5 years and are banging some coworker also
i have zero respect for cheaters
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If she knew he was in a long term relationship then she's as bad as he is, actually she's worse.
Classy!
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this is Urbane again
she didn't know. she found out 3 days ago
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-14 09:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love death_metal_dude
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:31:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
this one time she tried to step to me but tripped over her flappy cunt lips
hahahahahaha
and this is actually Urbane... at Josie's house... i think i should post some horrible flaming guy/guy shit just to fuck with her
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-14 07:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 05:19:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
I disagree, rad, and to explain why we need an overview of the fundamentals of muscle tissue. The basic contractile unit of muscle is called the sarcomere. It contains a thick filament and two thin filaments; 1 myosin and 2 actins. The actins are shaped like tuning forks with the tynes surrounding the myosin, which is straight.
That...is HOT. Let's play Doctor.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-14 07:05:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:53:23 (#)
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corn, you bitch! and I was so ready to marry you and raise a family!
but you know what? shiloh.. nobody believes you were in jail... and it's so lovely you fucked Corinne when you have a girlfriend of 5 years and are banging some coworker also
i have zero respect for cheaters
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If she knew he was in a long term relationship then she's as bad as he is, actually she's worse.
Classy!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 05:35:50 EDT (#)
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*speechless*
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 05:21:44 EDT (#)
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pretend the right side is a vertical line
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 05:21:05 EDT (#)
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fuck you straight to hell ubersite text
that should be more like
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 05:19:37 EDT (#)
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I disagree, rad, and to explain why we need an overview of the fundamentals of muscle tissue. The basic contractile unit of muscle is called the sarcomere. It contains a thick filament and two thin filaments; 1 myosin and 2 actins. The actins are shaped like tuning forks with the tynes surrounding the myosin, which is straight.
Crude diagram:
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The equal signs are the myosin and the rest are the two actins. The actins slide towards each other over the myosin for contraction, and slide away from each other for relaxation. The myosin is chemically bonded to the actins in a ratchet configuration, so that it takes energy to break the bonds and contract the muscle, but takes no energy to relax it.
The next piece of the puzzle is the indisputable fact that mystia masturbates using tears of sexual frustration as lubricant.
The thing that connects this all together? Myosin is soluble in high salt concentrations. Since she mashes so much tear-salt into her cooz, the myosins in her labia muscles are demolished. This means there's nothing to hold the actins in place when mystia's ham hands ravage her neglected crotch. The end result is a droopy, stretched cunt that much resembles what I imagine Richard Nixon's jowls would look like if he lived to be 300 years old.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 04:00:29 EDT (#)
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I disagree.
Constant masturbation should exercise muscles and tissues to a point of firmness, tautness, and overall desireability.
I move that the problem is a lack of masterbation, and pent up sexual frustration.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:56:36 EDT (#)
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also because she masturbates so often that her labia have achieved the pliability and malleability of chewed bubble gum
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:45:26 EDT (#)
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Thats because she drove a pickaxe into her cavity.
On your request, I might add.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:40:38 EDT (#)
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I don't know.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:31:45 EDT (#)
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this one time she tried to step to me but tripped over her flappy cunt lips
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:27:30 EDT (#)
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One day, when she was particularly acting like a set of female genitals, I told her so much.
I have been cyberstalked ever since.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:14:52 EDT (#)
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last summer she claimed that I "wanted" her so ever since I have hated her. also since then 90% of uber has joined in my hate parade. she is a bitter old cunt with nothing to offer but a crusty cunt and a loose asshole.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-14 02:08:11 EDT (#)
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I am actually kind of curious as to what happened between Brendan and Mystia now that this feud has spilled over onto 90% of the posts here in the last few weeks...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:56:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:11:51 (#)
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I wish cancer was contagious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BURNED, YOU CUNT, BURNED
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:11:51 EDT (#)
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I wish cancer was contagious.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:08:15 EDT (#)
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yeah im such a train wreck thats why you told me every nasty and private thing about the cons at your house.
i archive.
don't make me tell these people what you really think and how you betrayed them all to this train wreck.
pimply-faced ugly fuck!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for the response you got from Mystia. Man that chick is a fucking train wreck. Ha ha!
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wow that wasnt what you were saying whn you were gushing about how hot i was!
you're just bitter because after you kept making vulgar comments about wanting to spit in my ass i told you off because you're nothing more than an arrogant vulgar creep!
i feel sorry for any child you bring into the world and for your poor wife being married to such a dirty pervert who trolls the net for girls to talk vulgar too while at work.
you're all fucked in your heads
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:50:23 EDT (#)
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So this would be he second Uberbaby, right?
But, um, I don't know otherwise how to respond to this...
So, uh... Er...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:43:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:15:08 (#)
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WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING I'M SURE CORRINE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
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This was pretty fucked up. I loves ya Cor, but here's the breakdown:
-2 because if I (assuming I was single) slept with someone in Vegas and she told me she was pregnant my heart would fucking stop.
+2 for the response you got from Mystia. Man that chick is a fucking train wreck. Ha ha!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:21:28 EDT (#)
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Hey look mystia left a -2 and some dumbass comment, who would have thought?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:15:08 EDT (#)
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WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING I'M SURE CORRINE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:14:52 EDT (#)
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We go rent a few movies and go to my dad's to watch them as he has pimp rides and a nice house- figured Id act like a baller, lol.
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That was taken directly from your post tubby.
Who's the wannabe?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:11:47 EDT (#)
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Wow fat boy you must have had to put off at least three meals to write all that.
I will try to address all the crap you wrote.
1)The girls you refer to work for a radio station, dumbass. Maybe thats why they are wearing the same shirt, god are you dumb.
2)I have called that kid a "queer","fag","asshole" and "cock sucker" no fewer than 345325435 times not that it really matters and he has probably done the same, dufus.
3)I am sitting home on a Friday night not like it matters, tubby.
4)Is your thumb jealous that you refer to your fingers as "girlfriends". Also just because you eat at McDonalds, Taco Bell, Burger King and Wendys it doesn't make the high school broad taking your order your girl.
5)I hope I'm here when you come to Buffalo. Myself and about 50 of my buddies have season tickets and we also love kicking the crap out of opposing fans but odds are I won't be here so thats too bad. I'll make sure to hand out your pic so you can get a proper Buffalo welcome.
6) I am way skinnier than you but so is 99.9% of the people on this earth.
7)Fuck off.
Thanks!
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-05-13 23:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How is it even remotely possible that this has a positive rating? Holy crap Über has turned into the almighty place of female ass kissery and it's disgusting.
"Oh Oh, maybe if I give the girl a +2 she will notice me and want to have sex with me. WOOT!!! 1337
Maybe I can even get her AIM name WOOT 1337" *busts nut*
Meanwhile, ugaly removes thine testicles whilst thou art masturbating. Thou shalt not be a douche bag.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-13 23:42:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:35:46 (#)
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Best shenannigan EVAR!!!1!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:27:34 EDT (#)
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on second though i guess i am a little bit fatter than you but youre still a pussy.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:23:44 EDT (#)
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ahahahahahahahahahah i just found this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49444. what a bunch of fucking posing faggots. you call your friend a fag on the internet on a site he probably has never even seen- that takes balls. you have girls all wearing the same shirt in a pic with you- obviously these girls were hired to come hang out with you. you wear the same fucking retarded trucker in hat in every pic, and its cocked sideways like a true wanna be would do. learn how to dress with some class and style will ya? im no fatter than you either you fucking pussy. also, 50 cent is a fucking poser. anyone with his head partially out of his ass can see he makes all this drama just to sell records. did you know that 50 cent has been quoted as saying he has never smoked weed and got drunk only twice? also he has been shot and stabbed and never retaliated- hes real gangster i tell you. maybe if you and all your lil suburban buddies wanna try to be gs they should listen to real g music not that fucking commercial 50 cent shit. i predict that you will be spending this friday night on uber. wow you are cool. also anyone named brendan is a fucking flaming faggot.
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:18:03 EDT (#)
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Uh-Oh...
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:15:19 EDT (#)
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wow good come back douche bag. ive had 4 girlfriends in the past year. im not nearly as fat as your mother and ill be in your rat hole known as buffalo ny on thanksgiving to watch the panthers beat the breaks off your bills. post a pic of yourself tough guy- oh yeah you aint got the balls. you do however have no life- thats why you must have so much time on your hands to post on uber all fucking day. get a life homo. fucking internet tough guys- i love em.
on a side note your the exact type of fuck face that give men a bad name. obviously you codone this scum bag behavior so you must participate yourself. people that cheat are shit- thats the bottom line.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:54:34 EDT (#)
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lunch_pail-must be nice being such a fat piece of shit that you never have a girlfriend let alone a chance to cheat on her.
Go eat a fucking donut.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:42:55 EDT (#)
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I'm giving it a +2 and backing away slowly.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:12:00 EDT (#)
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Wow this is piss poor. First off your a trashy slut if you fucked him and knew he had a girl friend. Second off- hes a fucking cockless piece of dog shit for cheating. Third off you are trash for posting this simply to get his attention. I did find it funny though when you said it wasnt true! The pathetic life of uber love! I was kinda likin the idea of an uber child- wow imagine how fucked up that kid would be! Shiloh you deserve all that shit you got for cheating on your girlfriend you fucking worthless piece of shit.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-13 17:29:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.txla.org/groups/tba/annotations/shiloh.html
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-13 17:26:50 EDT (#)
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You fucked a guy named Shiloh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:57:19 EDT (#)
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This is shit. But I do love sluts like most of the broads that subscribe to Uber.
So I'm torn.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:40:38 EDT (#)
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