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Shortest rip battle in history! This is what I do people! Frap in landslide win! (895 hits)

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Rating: -0.13 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-13 01:02:39 EDT


This is a warning for people that try to rip battle me unprepared!

You can be hurt!


Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-11 14:12:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey frap, want to know how to keep a dickless loser in suspense?



Check back later, I'll tell you then.

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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 14:15:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey fan do you know how to get your dad to give you sloopy sloppy donkey head with passion

just show him a cock

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This could be you

think twice before rip battling with anyone me especially


"EEEWWWWWWWWW, that dude wont sleep for a week!"

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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-18 12:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Foamy rox

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-18 03:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Captain Foamy Auto +2

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You two arent invited to my birthday party

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Capt Foamy Auto-2

Christ, I have to pull this out and dust it off again...

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no, I can do everything

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DAMN FOAMY IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN"T DO????

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're weiner is smaller too

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am now dumber from reading this. Thanks a lot, fag.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

worst rip ever

jealous

Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Worst. Post. EVAR.
Worst. Foamy. Alter. EVAR.
If I knew where you lived, I'd backhand you for desecrating the Battletoads.
And on another note: you're gayer than Little Richard blowing Richard Simmons & Elton John at the Gay Pride parade.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

King of the rip battle here

word

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:20:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-12 14:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 0


YOU GIVE HEAD TO STRANGERS

I BEAT CHILDREN

YOU EAT RICE CAKES

I OWN CHINA

YOUR DILDO COLLECTION IS EXTENSIVE AND MULTICULTURAL

I BANGED YOUR MOM

YOU THINK SAYING THE FUCK WORD IS NASTY

I INVENTED FUCKING

YOU SIT ON THE BUS AND PRETEND SOMEONE IS CALLING YOU ON YOUR SELLOUTPHONE

I CAN EAT GLASS

YOU WENT TO THE ZOO AND GOT LOCKED UP IN THE APE RAPE CAGE

I AM A SPACE SHIP PILOT

YOU SHAMPOO YOUR VAGINA FAR TOO OFTEN

I WROTE THE BIBLE

YOU LIKE TO THINK YOUR TITS ARE TOO BIG
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This is some of the best shit I have ever seen.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

har

Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i hate those toads..

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your post emits an odor.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ghey

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go away.

Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 07:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all hail foamy

Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-13 05:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

benny

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Will there be scones? With Jam? Shall i bring a flask of tea?

Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

go to the dentist

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I think you're an insufferable bore old fruit

Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the battletoad on the right uses snark's vadge for an ashtray.
he chain smokes.
cigars.
derp.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the hell just happened

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucked what up?

Show me the value here and I'll cover this bitch with 50 +2's

Submitted by balls_balls (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

to date

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Snark fucked it up.

This is the best foamy alter evar.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 02:46:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?


You know I didn't think you actually MEANT you were going to use this to rate everything.
Hmm. I was wrong.

Horay for me because it's friday AND pay day! Woo!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Huh?

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 02:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 02:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah

you saved me cut and paste time

you are awesome

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-13 02:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I picked this gem on the original post...



B@W

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


B@W


Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

foamy +2 streak wtf

Submitted by UncleMeat (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he can't eat glass

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see myself in you


practice on some novices

prepare





Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

in time





Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-12 14:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 0


YOU GIVE HEAD TO STRANGERS

I BEAT CHILDREN

YOU EAT RICE CAKES

I OWN CHINA

YOUR DILDO COLLECTION IS EXTENSIVE AND MULTICULTURAL

I BANGED YOUR MOM

YOU THINK SAYING THE FUCK WORD IS NASTY

I INVENTED FUCKING

YOU SIT ON THE BUS AND PRETEND SOMEONE IS CALLING YOU ON YOUR SELLOUTPHONE

I CAN EAT GLASS

YOU WENT TO THE ZOO AND GOT LOCKED UP IN THE APE RAPE CAGE

I AM A SPACE SHIP PILOT

YOU SHAMPOO YOUR VAGINA FAR TOO OFTEN

I WROTE THE BIBLE

YOU LIKE TO THINK YOUR TITS ARE TOO BIG


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I WANT MY SHOT AT YOU FRAP

I HAVE STUDIED THE RIP

I AM READY FOR YOU

GIVE ME THE RIP BATTLE!


Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah

this rip battle caused the fan actual physical pain

Submitted by UncleMeat (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

clocking in at just over 3 minutes.
impressive.
unless yer the fan's wife.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

F oamy
R apes
A ll
P ussies

charge it


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