Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? (1833 hits)
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Submitted by Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible Engli (View user info) at 2005-05-13 03:45:23 EDT
Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?
Use this to rate every thing. I know I will, and have been doing so! Fuck yes. I forget why. I'm on my fourth coffee and only the first paragraph of my history essay is done...
More importantly, join D-PRIME MADNESS -> <- You can be member #2
For your entertainment, here is the how-to on the ultimate sandwich, followed by an image of me if I was a southpark character.
The Most Awesome Meal Ever:
1. Pepsi
2. Huge Bowl of Capn Crunch
3. Awesome Sandwich
-Lettuce (optional)
-Ketchup (optional if you have mayo)
-Cheese
-Ham
-Another kind of lunch meat
-4 slices of bacon
-Mayo (optional if you have ketchup)
-2 sausage patties (cook in pan with onion powder, garlic powder, steak powder, italian seasoning, and 1 gallon of worchester sauce mixed 50/50 with tabasco sauce)
-1 fried egg
And there you are! The most awesome meal ever made. In fact, I just made it. Here, check it out. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/dprime/awesomemeal.jpg You can replace the bread with a bagle if you want, but e-mail me first and tell me the context in which you plan to do so and stuff.
Here is me as a southpark character... hahaha, the addresse for the file is 'C:\Derick\derick.JPG'....
User Reviews
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-28 03:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great sandwich
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-28 03:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ almighty. I can't believe I gave this a +2. I was drunk, but that's no excuse.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, reading the classics. I love nostaliga.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?"
The grammatical errors in that title alone have kept me laughing for at least 4 minutes.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-06 16:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
[General] Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good En... (Rating: -0.77 on 44 reviews, last by NetProphet 32 days ago)
Submitted by Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible Engli [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-05-13 03:45:23
[General] D-Prime Madness (Rating: -0.43 on 16 reviews, last by d_prime 54 days ago)
Submitted by Derick B <dprime.at.hotmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-05-13 02:00:50
Since we're punishing PAST double-posts....
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-03 17:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations! You've been recognized as a contributor to the Saga of UberPARK.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67740
Now please, never contribute to anything like this again.
Thanks!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-16 07:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two for making me laugh by posting this title as a review on one of my posts, after I asked if you really were going to use it to review everyone's posts. I made a little snorty sound.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so does your mom.
i wasn't stoned. it was just the middle of the night and i had had four large coffee and two pepsis.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As soon as I read the 'best meal ever' I suspected you were stoned. Then I saw the picture and new I was right. That sandwich sounds fatty.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-15 05:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I need to stop staying up all night.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha. the hit-whorage on this has been amazing.
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKING HELL
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit that looks yummy... but this seems all too familiar...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the fuck did I rip off Maddox?
Oh right, I forgot. He was the first person to ever have a favorite sandwich.
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damn, i fucking hate this post.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for plagarizing Maddox
-1 for shit post
-1 for posting stupid South Park version of self
Shit.. I can only give -2? Oh well, good enough.
http://www.xbox360.com/
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha. Yes, I reviewed with that message, and after realizing that it was written badly its slef, every one started to review with that quote on that post. I made it my mission to throw the phrase around as much as possible.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This title was very poorly written.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I don't. But you know, every one who's ever irritated any one on the Internet loves trading card games. Or, because you aren't pleased with me, are you trying to affiliate me with an image that I wouldn't like? You know, in this case, that of a 'nerd'?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm guessing you have a lot of Magic:The Gathering cards tucked under your bunk bed, hey sport?
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That actually sounds pretty sick.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you on drugs?
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lets see...
+1 for southpark
+1 for an awesome meal
-1 for forgetting the f'ing mustard =P
that equals +1
for you
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thorpe, go give me one...and an extra beer if ya got it
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am only giving out _2s tonight
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66194
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i swear, BOB's got that phrase on a text file on his desktop. he always seems to be the first to rate a shitty post with that golden bit o' text.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:36:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
you beat me to it
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP PIMPING THIS RIDICULOUS PHRASE. IT IS NOT FUNNY.
Well guess what. sorry about that right ,write flap my bad.
i just as many of you post elsewhere's I do also.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is funny, if you are into things that are NOT funny.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 08:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i no speaky engrish
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 07:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this shit?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-13 06:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, that's just rich.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bit of a twat really arn't you?!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure it would be!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:24:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll tell you what, let me spell this fucker out once and for all- The Ant is getting squished making a "blat" sound highlighted by a big yellow and red border for your attention "blat"-"ant"... "blatant", stay with me now...
The whore getting hit in the middle picture is a "hit-whore"... still with me?
The female toilet sign represent "she", mary poppins is a "nanny", and the guns at the end are, well, "guns" she-nanny-guns...
Now say it with me altogether blat-ant, hit-whore, she-nanny-guns... now remove the commas and use your imagination.
Sad thing is its a lot funnier when you figure it out for yourself.
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If I rated with the above for every post that would be hilarious wouldn't it? Nope
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whether you'd call them 'worth while' or not, I've done several serious posts. Uber is the perfectly place for nonsense, though, and an excuse for me not to do my homework while on my caffeine-high.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You stink of gimp.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think you're and arse old bean
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 04:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd love it if you figured out something worthwhile to say for once.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love the great variation of ratings I get and how every one either hates me completely or is rather indifferen to me but finds a few things I do very humorous and gives me +2s
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I'm not. I haven't done pot since November and only have a few times in my entire life, and will likely never do drugs again.
However, this is my fourth coffee, and I've also had two Pepsis, and it's almost 4am.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, please?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're tokin' up, aren't you buddy?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66214 Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-13 03:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha. i completely took dprime madness off the front page with this. that's funny. i can't wait till i start it alone and post updates and stuff.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66214 JOIN!