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8 yr. old CAMWHORE (1106 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.18 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-05-13 09:31:57 EDT


Man when I was a kid I cried about everything, from Grandpa falling off the roof onto a rusty rake to the time Rover got hit by a car in front of my house and his doggie eyeball landed next to me on the porch. Dad would tell me "Stop being such a bitch! The neighbors are watching!" and then hurry me inside. Then he would punish me - not by spanking, but by another method he liked to call "tough love". As much as I hated it then, it made me the fine young man I am today. He even sends an email out to his buddies on his method, which is as follows (because he BCC's me on it every time, the bastard):

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TOUGH LOVE vs. SPANKING

Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those moments".

One that I found very effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk (they usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our little car ride together)!

I've included the photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

It's very effective!





LOLZ!!!!!11111.jpg (16 kB)

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-21 13:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just read a review on an old post of mine...you're from glenrock!

i ride my bike through there every day.

drop me an im - timdwpi

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-13 21:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:37:22 (#)
Ranking: 1

also seen it

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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:34:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

seen it


Yep

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by hussywoman (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:41:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

thats SO old

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My church's pastor used that SAME EXACT JOKE (and picture) in his Mother's Day sermon last week.

Old.

Submitted by hussywoman (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thats SO old

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder how come I've never seen this before...

... now I feel all deprived and ignored...

Boo hoo :(
but a +2 for finally sharing this with me
:P

Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I haven't seen it and it fucking hilarious!

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Well, I've seen it and it's still fucking hilarious!


Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I haven't seen it and it fucking hilarious!

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah I've seen it too, but nothing beats pictures of little kids crying.

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i spied this with my little eye on drunkcow.com a little under a year ago.
try harder.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Liar. Seen it.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

scene it

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I've seen castle

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I an sober.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i have now seen it

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

also seen it

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 09:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

seen it


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of yours ... um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house. (Closing
the door.) He came to life. Good for him.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI