ShlongyMadness SIGN UP HERE! (3492 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.55 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kai (View user info) at 2005-05-13 11:36:59 EDT
Awright, no one took advantage of early registration (http://www.ubersite.com/m/66194), so if you didn't get the message SIGN UP NOW!
It's easy. Just send an e mail to ShlongyMadness2005.at.hotmail.com, and lemme know what your Uber nic name is. I will reply with a title that you need to make a post for. Just that simple. Mail you post back to me, and I will post it under the shlongyMadness I.D. for everyone to see & vote on.
Winner is the post with the highest overall rating, and for the losers Shlongy will rip you all a new asshole - pretty straightforward stuff. I'm sure Shlongy will want to make some adjustments along the way too, deal with it. Below, please include any questions you have, and some possible SM titles. Shall we start this on, say, Monday?
So who's ready to prove that they're not quite ready for Ubermadness?
User Reviews
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-05-17 20:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You go girl.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-17 20:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that shit is awesome!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I've been diagnosed with shlongy madness.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-16 05:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
title??
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-05-15 23:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Way to depict Shlongy as he is- bald. Only where's the requisite hat?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-14 17:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will you be my new best friend? No, seriously man, what a work of art.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 12:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit kai.
i love youman
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-14 03:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the pic and shit.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
With the comments Schlongy makes, he should be a pubescent little asshole with a raging boner. The fact that he looks like somebody's Uncle Pete is unsettling.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
17 so far.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll sign up this weekend, you fucking homo.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ENGORGE
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME PIC!! A HA H HAHA!
I'm in.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bald yet, my fatass friend, but in ten years, that picture COULD be me, that's for sure.
How many peeps you got signed up so far?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
has anyone even seen shlongy without his hat on? I bet he is a bald ass mullethead after all.
Many, many entries. We start MONDAY, entrants get i day advance notice.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in, dipshits.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
if shlongy was german his name would be Brow Von Shitsucken.
somebody put that on a t shirt.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy kind of looks like larry from 3 stooges fame.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA
HA
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I e-mailed, all you bitches are going down.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've sent an email.
Good Luck Everybody!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn thats one sick ass pic
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah and there is that
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alas I would love to join this revolutionary contest but I can't. My uber time will be very limited and sporatic. Finally a contest i can enter where lack of talent, imagination, computer skills, intelligance, and normal brain funtions are actually an advantage and I can't enter. Damn the humanity of it all. Damn you all work nazis/computer gestapo's.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am SO gonna win this bitch!!
Who does "SHIT" better than me ?
Yeah, that's what I though....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This place keeps getting funnier and funnier.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SIGN ME UP FUTHERMUCKER!
(email is on the way)
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay I'm in...
I'll post something superflous to get the creative juices flowing :P
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My qualifying round entry for shlongy madness:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47980
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck that, I'm going to win.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Titles? You want titles?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-09 20:03:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Drive Through
It's Making a Clicking Sound
FartBusters
Oh, No, Not Mayonnaise!
It Only Hurts When I Tinkle
The Back of The BangBus
Smell My Finger
Shoop a Doop
Would you Like to Buy a Monkey?
I Believe it was the Broccoli
Soap and Water Gets Out Bloodstains
Green Eggs and Pastrami
War and Pesce
Tag! You're it!
Release the Bowels
Mass Hysteria and finally...
Spunky Face
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't even see the picture...
BAUAHHAUAHAUAHAUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
out loud, man...Laughing out loud.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:01:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
BTW thanks for your addresses, I'm gonna sign you all up for that Columbia House "12 CDs For The Price Of 1" deal.
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Aaaah you DARE! I'll.... I'll.... oh fuck. I can't do a damn thing can I?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! Can I play?
They won't let me enter that stodgy, elitist, snoberino UberMadness because my "rating" is too low!
PS. When are the dates for UberBoxing - 2005?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
E mails are rollin' in! Now we need some SM titles..... any ideas?
I suggest:
Why Shlongy Is A Fag
101 Things to do With A Pickled Human Liver
How To Give Someone Cancer
Golf Is For Fags
Why Canadians RULE!
But of course, my suggestions don't count...
BTW thanks for your addresses, I'm gonna sign you all up for that Columbia House "12 CDs For The Price Of 1" deal.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The pic rules.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Game over man game over.
I'm in.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks Kai - have resent.
Merlina
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:52:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying but it just sent the damn email back to me as 'mailbox unavailable!! What gives?
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Fucking MSN. Th eaccount is activated now. Sorry 'bout that....
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
picture!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying but it just sent the damn email back to me as 'mailbox unavailable!! What gives?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just sent my email
"I'm in bitches"
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the e-mail address isn't working
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pic
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to piss the little guy off, I will win this stupid fucking thing.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ain't signing anyone up - you need to send an email to teh address above.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Email winging its way as we speak..
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture made me ass bleed.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is the creepiest fucking picture evar!!!!!11!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up, pickle smoocher.
That picture is magnificent.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't hat one of the three stooges?
"Larry Fine" I think?