PS3 Playstation 3 Game Screenshots, Official System Specs, Console Photos, Information (13444 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2005-05-13 12:30:14 EDT
I broke into Tommy Mottola's house the other night and took his PS3 then took a shit on his cat. I took some photos and shit of it so I could share with you what a great console the Playstation 3 is. When they come out you should go do a ramraid on Tommy Mottola's house with a stolen ambulance because they will be the best console money can buy.
When I got my new PS3 I opened it up and did a hardware analysis. Here are the specifications:
3x10Ghz CPU's
8gb of ram
420gb hard drive and mine already had porn on it
free wireless subscription, I was downloading on it at like 1gb/second
2gb video card
you can overclock it as well
Also, I took some games with it. They were really photo-realistic.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2005-05-15 21:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
every sex shop should carry didlo console controllers
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-14 08:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to hand it to you, that was fucking hilarious.
I need to play that How Stella Got Her Groove Back game -- just to see if they've successfully captured 'groove' in video game form.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-14 03:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-14 03:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and a buddy made a flash movie about the PS3, it was in a very similar vein to this.
The joypad was a strap on dildo that you wore on your head and controlled the game telepathically.
Here I found it specially for you... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/141841
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 03:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are such a fucking hitwhore.
Submitted by UncleMeat (user info) at 2005-05-14 03:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
killer
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-05-14 03:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Utterly great. And I LOVE when shlonglicker crawls out of his crawlspace to jealously view a great post like this one, and realizing he can never produce anything of comparable skill or humor, levies a flaccid and pitiable insult at it.
Submitted by oofapal (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. This should definately be B@W!!!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
genius
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-05-13 23:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
You know the dumbest name ever? Xbox 360. It's supposed to be a whole new direction in gaming or whatever, but when you take a 360 degree turn YOU ARE BACK WHERE YOU STARTED.
But it's a REEEEEEVOLUUUUUTION!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-13 23:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the wah pedal game :)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-13 22:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love the dildo control.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How this has a +1.81 is beyond me. It's not even funny. Try again.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for vox wah-wah, because vox rocks my face.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know the dumbest name ever? Xbox 360. It's supposed to be a whole new direction in gaming or whatever, but when you take a 360 degree turn YOU ARE BACK WHERE YOU STARTED.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-13 19:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I laughed...
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2005-05-13 18:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-13 17:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:49:04 EDT (#)
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wow
funny as hell...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to give it up for the GTA bit. Classic.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good reviewin'...
and this wasn't that shitty either.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ive got this bitch on reserve at k mart.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COME WITH IT NOW!!
WAH WAH... chica... WAH WAH... chica chica chica... WAH WAH... chica... WAH WAH
BULLS ON PARADE!!!!
WOO!
+2 THis is teh awesome.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I broke into Tommy Mottola's house... then took a shit on his cat."
I almost broke a rib laughing.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't for predictable old shlongy to drop by and say "zitboy plagiarizes"
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed out loud. Brilliant!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very creative
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin funny
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Gentlemen (only)..the PS3" which has a controller shaped like a dick...homoerotic overtones & subliminals for homos only PS3.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Moonwalker?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite possibly the funniest post I've EVAR seen on here. Seriously, this is fucking rad.
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vintage PFF
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the controller could be used for more...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I won't buy one until more games come out.