Camwhore? Sure why not (1521 hits)
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Submitted by Morlock (View user info) at 2005-05-13 13:00:32 EDT
Enjoy.
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By your command: http://www.ubersite.com/m/67653
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-06-03 01:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
People flocked from miles around to see the image of Mary in the cracks of his tongue.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-03 00:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure I pushed you down in the hallway in high school a lot.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-06-03 00:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it would appear that you have been licking a butt. profusely
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-03 00:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:41:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Larry could sexually arouse a walrus in mere seconds, but as yet had seen no financial gain from this rare talent.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
The dimensions of Bruce's tongue were an exact match to the molds used to make manhole covers throughout the Five Boroughs.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:33:46 (#)
Ranking: -1
Francis made his fortune buffing the bald heads of Hollywood's elite.
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The +2 is for these comments.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-02 23:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason I'm not giving you a -2 for making me throw up in my mouth a little is because I honestly feel bad that you have to live with that face.
Thankfully, you won't have to bear the anguish TOO long, as I'm sure the pork rind and fried ice cream binging will catch up with you and cause a massive heart attack in the next few months. Good luck with that.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and my girlfriend says -I- have a big tongue.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Larry could sexually arouse a walrus in mere seconds, but as yet had seen no financial gain from this rare talent.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The dimensions of Bruce's tongue were an exact match to the molds used to make manhole covers throughout the Five Boroughs.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Francis made his fortune buffing the bald heads of Hollywood's elite.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
World of Warcraft is what exactly?
I do not game on the net.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Play world of warcraft much?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't wait to see the photoshopping that's going to be done with this.
Expect many weiners in your mouth in the very near future.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry the reply below was for sebcharrot...
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YEs, yes, that has been done. Booooooooring. I am looking for originality, not a rehash of the same tired joke that is thrown to anyone who's camwhored. MMM no +2's for you, in fact I am going to be giving you -2's for saying that you "pwned" when really you did barely better than a 5th grader making a puberty joke.
Consider yourself as pwning -2's beeyatch.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://free.hostdepartment.com/s/sebcharrot/images/dirtybastard.jpg
possibly nsfw
Feel free to +2 all my posts because I pawned your sick cum-guzzling ass.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
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Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:03:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
woulda been +2 if you were wearing your "Free Moustache Rides" tshirt that I'm pretty sure you own. Maybe it was dirty today?
Yes, I call it "bib" but you can call it a "shirt" if you want too.
And the "coat" makes it that much better!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
woulda been +2 if you were wearing your "Free Moustache Rides" tshirt that I'm pretty sure you own. Maybe it was dirty today?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the FUCK is that shit growing on your tongue? Oh... you've been licking ass again.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU HAVE BEEN BEEBED
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66242
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:03:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what they say about men with big tongues?
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they slobber all over the place
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:40:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did you take a picture of your ass? And why does it wear glasses?
(I'm only not giving a -2 because nobody can control their ugliness unless being rich and buying a new face)
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Howie, where do you get off criticising how someone looks after you posted your last camwhore?
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did you take a picture of your ass? And why does it wear glasses?
(I'm only not giving a -2 because nobody can control their ugliness unless being rich and buying a new face)
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i prescribe DEATH
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for camwhore, -1 because your tongue kind of scares me.
You don't know the half of it, it rolls.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your picture gives 1000 reasons why not
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for camwhore, -1 because your tongue kind of scares me.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mom?
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mad cow... original. Getting better (too bad Shlongy stepped down, I'm rather disappointed)
+2's to the first person to do something in Paint that actually is funny!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:03:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
Caption:
"Even without the face paint, Gene Simmons's chubby younger brother still felt inadequate."
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"suffering from advanced stages of mad cow disease"
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHA Come on people! You have a HUGE tongue picture in front of you and the BEST you can come up with is a "cum swallowing=fat" joke?
Jesus, I thought you guys were cruel, pathetic is more like it!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought taht was your bottom lip at first glance. Stupid hangover is messing up my vision.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so swallowing cum will make you fat.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MUAHAHAHA,
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG UR TONG IS LIKE NARLY AS BIG A UR MOMS PUSSY FLAPS OMGWTFLOL!!1111ELEVENTYONE
PS- NO REALLY AH ACTALLY MEANH THAT HAHAHAGHAGHAHSGAHSAHHAHA
PPS- U LIKE TOTALY FUKIN SUK LOL
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Sure, why not?"
I think you've answered your own question.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i got nothing
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh... my... God.
I won't even do it. I'll allow the amateurs free reign today, because I'm feeling generous.
Have fun with this one, kids.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<sits back, rubs hands together>
These reviews will be priceless
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what they say about men with big tongues?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Caption:
"Even without the face paint, Gene Simmons's chubby younger brother still felt inadequate."
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"With a tongue like a cow,
she could make you go wow."
--Frank Zappa
-nuff said ;P
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im going to enjoy these reviews.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Furry tongue...wonder why... :p
+2 camwhore!