8 reasons why Munkey pants are better than regular pants (725 hits)
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Submitted by vodka7tall <vodka7tall.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-13 13:48:33 EDT
OK, so this started out as being 10 reasons, but I'm lazy, so 8 will have to do. And it's nowhere near as good/funny/creative/original as pen_name's post, mostly because I'm not as smart, funny and/or witty as at least half of you. But my FAVORITE uberuser munkeypants (and I mean that, really) is in need of some cheering up, so even if this doesn't make her smile, at least she'll get to see her name on the front page yet again today. Oh, and for all the whiny little bitches out there who are sure to bombard this piece of shite with "-2 ONE POST PER DAY", you can fuck right off for all I care.
So here goes. 8 reasons why munkey pants are better than regular pants:
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8. Munkey pants are much smaller and cuter than regular pants.
7. They come with or without their own munkey.
6. Munkey pants don't get that dirty ass crack smell in between washings.
5. Even if you're a loser like Michael Bolton, you'll still look good wearing munkey pants.
4. Munkey pants now come with their own convenient velcro flap in the backside for easy access, should you be struck with a sudden desire to shove strange things up your ass, such as screwdriver bits or the 1977 starting lineup of the Philadelphia Flyers.
3. Unlike Capri pants, those inconsiderate bitches, munkey pants will never forget your birthday.
2. Munkey pants will render you temporarily invincible, should you ever incur the wrath of Shamu the killer home girl.
And the number one reason why munkey pants are better than regular pants:
Now free with every purchase of munkey pants, a 4 pack of Uberlube, to help make your Uber experience a little smoother!
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So go ahead, -2 die me all you want, bitches.
Hope your day is looking up, Paula!!! Oh, and here's a picture of my puppy with snow all over her face. It always makes me smile!!
User Reviews
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-05-14 00:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
for the puppy
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ditto
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the puppy
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4. Munkey pants now come with their own convenient velcro flap in the backside for easy access, should you be struck with a sudden desire to shove strange things up your ass, such as screwdriver bits or the 1977 starting lineup of the Philadelphia Flyers.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHah ! =P
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and I had his name. I wrote the "Dutch Oven" post under his name.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know I've got to come clean on something.
Two of my posts were not actually written by me. I let
someone have fun with my screen name for two days and
the Michael Bolton post and the shoved up my ass post were
written by the other person.
I must give credit to Sublime. Those posts were funny.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just threw up a little in my mouth
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, this blew but I'm sure munkey will thank you for the effort. But let me reiterate...it blew.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been in Munkeys pants. And all I can say is WOW!!!
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Great...with that image in my mind I won't get any work done this afternoon!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 die
Submitted by Lets_B_Friends (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 LIVE
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BlindMelon (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:52:31 (#)
Ranking: -1
You last post was funny. This one smells like burnt asshole.
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ahahaha.... agreed.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:54:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is your second post today. You knocked your other post off the front page
just for lil ole me?
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Really I just wanted to repeat the part about shoving the Philadelpia Flyers up your ass. That's some funny stuff, much funnier than this lame ass post.
JK, you're worth losing a spot on the front page any time.
OH, and BTW, the -2 rating is for this post (which sucks ass), not you. You're a +2 all the time!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-13 14:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 dog
(cats get +2)
I'm not sure what monkeys get yet... maybe +4
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, i don't hold the patent on munkeypants appreciation.
This kicked sufficient ass.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yaaaay
Needs more uberlube. Kidding.
Wow. I see you read my posts. I'm extremely flattered.
This is your second post today. You knocked your other post off the front page
just for lil ole me? wow man.
Thanks sweetheart!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 LIVE!
I can hardly wait to wrap some Munkeypants around my groinal region, tee hee!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for lame post
+2 for munkeypants
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madness
Submitted by BlindMelon (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You last post was funny. This one smells like burnt asshole.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been in Munkeys pants. And all I can say is WOW!!!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-13 13:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 die