You call your self a Jedi? (751 hits)
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Submitted by Hobbs <esquire.hobbs.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-13 16:05:33 EDT
The other day I was playing Star Wars: OutCast (and by playing, I mean, kicking ass).
There was this new guy in the room I was in who was just running around trying to kill people.
From my point of view, this was pointless, especially since he clearly had no skilz (yes, with a 'z') and was not truly one with the force.
I didn't care to much as there is an auto admin, if this n00b kills people more than 3 times while they are chatting or have no weapon up (defenceless) he would be auto kicked form the server (and there is no way he could touch me, me being a Jedi Master n' all).
So, after a while, I was just standing on a roof, quiet high up, looking down at random Jedi fighting and I noticed that the new guy was just standing in the middle of a street.
With that, I took a long run up and jumped off the roof, I was gliding mid-air when he see me, so I done a back flip with a spin to it, he was obviously impressed and just stood there watching.
As I neared the ground I started to take aim.
I had no weapons up so he knew I was not gonna try and kill him, I was getting closer to the ground and closer to him.
As I hit the floor I pulled off a badass army roll just to the left of him at witch point I Force Gripped him by the throat, he pulled out his Saber with the intent of ruining my shit, but alas, I was way to fast, keeping the grip, straight out of the army roll I jumped (using the Force)10-15 foot in the air and slammed him into the ground.
As he hit the ground he lost his connection.
He disappeared.
Gone.
I have't seen him since.
My conclusion...
I delivered such an unbelievably accurate and powerful blow, that I knocked the fucker clean off the internet.
That'll teach the fucker.
-Hobbs
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2nami, Geekazoid.
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 For stealing from Penny Arcade ( http://penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-05-11&res=l )
-1 For claiming to be a Jedi when no true Jedi would have to steal from Penny Arcade
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There we go...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66253
I am a geek.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
prepare for the -2nami, geek
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm often "quiet high". Silence gets me off.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-05-13 16:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I UP LOADED THE WRONG FUCKING PIC.