How Snickers Fights For Feminism- A post modern e-mail. (694 hits)
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Submitted by <romiustexis.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-14 21:12:40 EDT
"Are You Hungry?"
Those words have been copyrighted by the Snicker Bar Company. In case you are hungry , or just need to ask someone "if they are" keep that in mind. Also, while keeping things in mind, keep in mind the great taste and filling nature of a Snickers Bar candy treat.
I can hear you now, "I don't want it, it 'll just make me fat!"
Ahhhh. What girl doesn't suffer from a body image problem? Right?
So the good people at Snickers would like you to know they are just as concerned about body image as say, Camille Paglia.
Snickers does not want you to listen to that inner voice shaming you about your weight. Go on now, go ahead. It's ok. Eat as much as you want , and stick a giant middle finger up every American Male's ass who thinks "a size 16 pants is fat and so is your ass! "
Are you still hearing voices? Paxil might be good for you, ask your doctor what Paxil can do for you. Paxil is not right for everyone so check with your doctor. Side effects for Paxil include , loss of memory, anxiety,dry mouth, loss of sex drive and a big fat ass.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a worthless human being you are.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-15 08:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has less redeeming features than the testimony of a wicker basket in the Michael Jackson trial.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=homosausage.jpg&category=Snacks&date=2003-08-22
it's all about you
Submitted by JML (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
so, you like snickers bars?
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-15 05:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is the point? Sorry, I'm confused.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-15 04:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jimminy christmas on a cherry picking tree
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-15 04:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
rather random
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was just flat out bad. I'm so stunned by the randomness and stupidity I can't begin to think of some sort of insult.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 Because I'm almost positive there's an attempted point in there somewhere.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've been here for half a year. You still don't understand how this site works huh?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
be thou not on uber
Submitted by Crys (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whuh?
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read through this twice just to be sure. Yup, couldn't find even the hint of a point. Must be buried under all that gibberish.
Submitted by Mystical_Mudyak (user info) at 2005-05-14 21:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lay off the Paxil.